Author's Rant: Ok guys I swear I'll get to as many of the couples as I can but one of you said something so funny in your review I had to post this one first. Thanks Love. ^_^
Disclaimer: I don't own or make any profit from the use of the Naruto characters. I'm simply borrowing them for enjoyable reasons.
Dear Fans of Fanfiction
Oh darn, my nails are chipped. I told you, you bastard Teme to bring me my coral nail polish yesterday when you borrowed my fuzzy thongs. Stupid idiot. That's the last time I ever let you use my stuff again. I'm missing my blue mascara, my panty hoses, . . . my leopard tights you can have. . . wait do you have my red pumps too?
You do don't you? God and you wonder why my self-esteem is so low. I go to look in my vanity mirror and all I see is poor Naruto in nothing but run down stockings and second rate make-up.
Why?
Because you happen to have all my shit at your house. Damn you are such a bastard.
Make sure to give me my stuff back you jackass. What kind of boyfriend steals his lover's make-up and clothes?
I never heard Neji taking Gaara's clothes.
Sakura doesn't steal Ino's make-up.
Signed Naruto Uzumaki
P.S. I want my Madonna CD back too, Bitch.
Dear Fans of Fanfiction
. . . damn you nag like nobody's business.
I didn't steal a thing from you. I'm kindly using them to enhance my natural beauty. You'll get them back when I feel like it.
Besides, did I say anything when you stole my green, orange and gold go-go skirt? No.
Did I mention a word to you when you helped yourself to my Swan White Foundation? No.
Did I bitch at you for ruining my knee high boots that cost more that your fucking car note? No.
So quit bitching and wait until I get finished with your crap. I'm not giving you squat until I get my stuff back anyway.
As soon as I get my black eyelinder and poka dotted blouse back Dobe, then we'll talk. Until then you can expect these nine-tail thongs to stay up the crack of my ass, wagging all the way home.
Signed Sasuke Uchiha
P.S. I gave that disc to Neji last week, Tramp. Lady Gaga is what's in now.
TBC: This is what happens when yaoi is taken TOO far lol. ^_^
