Author's Note : Chapter 50, woooooooooo~ Time for a celebration my lovely fans/readers/people who just like random stuff~

Disclaimer : We of 3BFFS do not own Black Blood Brothers nor any show or other kind of reference made in this fic.


Before we delve into this nonsense let me just start by saying, or rather typing, that whatever anyone says about me is probably a lie. Some say I'm a little crazy, which is sometimes true, or that I'm a tsundere or a Mary-sue, only the first being slightly true to a tiny degree, but other than that I'm not perfect! Legit!

Anyways, my tale starts on a peaceful afternoon. I was playing Skyrim, current favorite game ever, with my two best guy friends from my days in magic school. The first is a loveable goof-ball named Rai Miyazaki. He's a shape-shifter, but his true form is that of a guy about a year older than I am. He normally has short black hair, which looks shaggy because it is so fluffy, with blonde bangs. He's currently rocking a light tan from his current job as a lifeguard, and has blue-no wait now they're green-eyes, and three silver ring piercings in his ears. He has a white shirt on and blue shorts, since it was pretty hot outside and inside, and was barefoot since he was wearing sandals earlier. Hey even if he's a shape-shifter he has to follow customs like the rest of us.

My other bestie is a little more well known. He's Bill Weasley. Now before anybody goes off on a tangent about how the likelihood of us being best friends is and how huge of an age gap we'd have, just hear me out. You see, the world I live in is a universe where certain fandoms have had events shifted in time to match up with the current time line. While in your world Bill Weasley might be a character in a children's novel series and is probably in his thirties or forties, here he's only two years older than I am, making him twenty, and the two of us connecting through Rai. So for those of you who don't know what Bill looks like (hint read the books, watch the movies, read his wiki page, or even search his name on Google images) he has long red, and by red I mean orange not Zelman Clock's hair red, hair tied up in a ponytail and bright blue eyes, like mine except his are more magical and awesome looking. He's wearing a black-tee shirt, borrowed from my Nii-san since his white shirt got stained by something, and some blue jeans. He had on some sweet dragon hide boots, but like Rai he too followed the custom of taking off your shoes before entering one's home. He also has an earing on that has a fang attached to it. Damn, these guys are making me wish my ears were pierced. Curse you fear of piercing guns!

Anyways, we were playing Skyrim, and by playing Skyrim I mean I was doing the actual playing while Rai and Bill commented on what I was doing and of what sorts of things we saw. Rai of course was proclaiming about how I should use battleaxes on certain foes or use Unrelenting force to launch goats from mountains, while Bill was giving me pointers on what to do in the burial grounds and also comparing what his education at Hogwarts has taught him to what the muggles, being non-magical humans, perceive to be magical creatures and their traits. Of course we all agreed that the Necromancers were being depicted correctly and slaughter everyone that dared to cross my path.

From behind our trio, Gakupo and Jiro-nii-san were watching us play. Gakupo was rather silent due to the side-effects of that spell Zara put on him. While he had returned to normal he retained the floppy rabbit ears and could only speak in one to three word sentences. Any longer and they merely came out as "Chu~". Jiro-nii-san didn't mind, as he could still enchant his dear lover aka my future brother-in-law all he wanted and took the little chu's as a cue to kiss him. The reason why I invited Bill and Rai over was to see if they could help the poor Vocaloid out. Fortunately, Bill said the side-effects would only last a week, but he had this look in his eyes that said it might be longer. Oh well, at least he tried.

Zara was contently staring at my older brother with absolutely gushy love in her eyes, earning a gaging sound from Rai.

"Oh hush you, you have no idea what love is like," Zara replied as Rai got a flick to the forehead. He pouted a bit before returning to our game.


"So why did you insist upon me dragging these two to our meeting?" I sighed as Rai and Bill were following diligently behind Zara and I as we walked to our third secret hide-out, aka my shop.

"Because four heads are better than two, and besides they could help with our plan," Zara replied as though it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"Plan to do what?" Rai asked, tilting his head in a rather cute manner.

"You know that ugly hat my brother wears?" I started, earning nods from our two newcomers. "Well we try to rid him of it, due to the fact that he A) Looks Better without it B) I hate it and C) Its fun to try and kill it."

Before anyone could respond to my statement we reached my shop, "Mystical Marvels and Marzipan".

"Why marzipan?" Bill asked as the trio took in the name of my shop.

"I run a bakery out of here too," I answered before unlocking the door and allowing them inside.


"So, what kills a hat?" Zara started our meeting by asking.

"Oh! Oh! Pick me! Pick me!" Rai cried as he raised his hand, just like when we were in school.

"Fine, Shifter-Boy who's name is a bread. Answer me," Zara answered as Rai cheered for being picked on.

"Speed of sound! If it moves quickly enough the sheer amount of force that the air hs on rapidly moving objects should be enough to shred it into pieces," Rai answered. "And don't call me bread."

"Sounds good," I stated.

"Just a fundamental question, but how do we break the sound barrier? I don't have a car fast enough to drive to that speed, Bluefire-chan can't fly fast enough, and we don't have a speedster in our midst," Bill interjected, bringing the sheer logic back to our plan. He's right, we don't have the means to reach such speeds unless...

"Rai-kun, can you make yourself a speedster for a little while?" I asked, turning to our shape-shifting friend. He got a thoughtful look on his face before nodding.

"I could, but I'm not sure how long I can maintain it," Rai answered. He wasn't the best shape-shifter ever, minute changes like hair color he can hold for a few days, but total changes like the one we need could be anywhere from five to thirty minutes long depending on the strain it has on his body.


"Are you sure you want to do this Rai? There could be another option," Bill asked as he and I helped Rai get into longer clothes and get padding on to protect himself from those air currents.

"Unless you have a speedster hidden in your pants Bill I'm gonna do this," Rai replied before walking over to the mark at the top of the hill before my shop. Rai's course was simple, he was to run down the hill at top speed, circle around the Special Zone twice and run back up the hill. Now kids, don't try this at home. We are all fictional characters in a fictional setting where not all of the laws of physics apply, you are all real people in the real world where the laws of physics are in effect.

Rai gave the three of us a salute before he took off running. I could see him for a good half mile before I lost him, a large sonic boom sounding when I did loose him. A quick burst of wind appeared beside me before I looked over. Instead of seeing Rai's normal taller than me frame, there was a little boy that looked like him from the shape of his nose to the two colored hair on his head. He was even in Rai's clothing, which was way too big on him and hung off of his little body in a comical way.

"I did it! I did it! I did it! I ran super fast! Did ya see me? Did ya?" He cheered, the sleeves of his shirt flapping about as he jumped in excitement. Zara dropped to the ground laughing and Bill struggled to contain his chuckling at Rai's expense.

"Eh? Why are you laughing? And why do I sound funny?" Rai asked before I produced a mirror from my bag. He studied his reflection for a good minute before shouting in surprise. "I'm little! I'm a minor! I can't hit on ladies like this! They'll laugh at me!"

"As if they didn't before, Mr. 'I shout my feeling when I'm nervous'," Bill managed to choke out before he too started laughing. Rai ran over to him and hit his much taller friend's legs with his tiny fists.

"Its not funny! Its not!" Rai shouted, looking all the more adorable when he blushed wildly.


Luckily Rai returned to normal an hour later, which was when he started to chase Bill down shouting, "Laugh at me now British Brat! I can reach your stupid face now!"

"Rai-kun, aren't you forgetting something?" I asked as he held the collar of Bill's shirt and had his arm pulled back to sock the wizard in the face.

"Eh? You think I should have sat on him until he begged for mercy before I punch him?" Rai inquired, to which I shook my head.

"No silly, its your birthday!" I cried before procuring a cake from the fridge and sticking a candle in before lighting it.

"Well, technically my birthday was yesterday, but what the hell. Cake is cake!" Rai answered before we started to celebrate.


Author's Note: Happy (Belated) Birthday Rai-kun~ Reviews = Love~Bff#3