UP MY ALLEY
Chapter 55
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Two firm hands cock my head up, and I'm met with an intense pair of warm brown eyes. "I love you, too, Edward."
"Bella," I whisper, suddenly choked up and desperate again, "I need you. I can't wait until we're married."
She giggles, "It's only gonna take like ten minutes!"
"EXACTLY!" I say firmly.
More loud knocking.
Bella's stomach clenches as she fills her lungs then belts out, "Clear out lane four, Phil, and give us ten...no, twenty minutes!" She winks at me and reaches for my schlong.
"You clean?"
"As a whistle."
"Want kids?"
"Sure...why not?"
"Fuck me, Brick!"
A/N: I kind of can't believe I just did that.
Oh well...not my problem.
xx IdH
