Here is for DeathOfSanity who asked to see a Dalek stand-up comedy act.

Thanks to luv2readfanfic for favoriting me and the story! :D

Girl With Starry Eyes - SAVE US DOCTOR SAVE US!

DoCtOrWhOlUvEr11 - And 13 is an unlucky number...I BLAME YOU! But not really. *Hugs*

DoctorWhotaliaandtheOlympian s - Oh yes, PLEASE do that! I will love you forever if there's cable in Heaven and Hell. Don't forget Hell cause that's probably where I'm going, based on my fictions xD

swordsandstories - *Crosses fingers in hope* Lol yeah I was going for realistic xD That's what would happen for me, at least. Yes, I was picturing Casanova the way David Tennant played him. *Swoon* Sex hair...yum... And I don't know if I made it TOO subtle, but I kind of looped it around. The first line was the first line of the girl's fanfiction. I was sort of trying to make it so that the girl's fanfiction was basically what I wrote. Yeah...kind of confusing I suppose...

neva-chanluvsmonsters101 - I REALLY hope that he saves us! What if it's a fixed event? CRAP NICKEL STOP DOING THIS TO YOURSELF!

luv2readfanfic - Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU SO SO SOOOO MUCH FOR THE MARVELOUS PM! *Hugs and hands a jacket* I apparently am good at sucking people in. I'm like a black hole or something :P Sorry that I've trapped you in my world. I'm really glad that you like my stories so much :D Who Wants To Be A Companion is currently it's own story so enjoy that if you wish :P More insanity everywhere xD I think I do have ONE story with the Master, but I'll be sure to make some more :) I do love him, I love him as a bad guy and would LOVE for him to come back! Again, thank you SO much and good luck being unproductive! *Hugs*

PeaceLoveAndCheese - I honestly don't even know what happens in your reviews. Like, ever. But I always find myself loving them. So thanks...I think...Also, I LOVE your candy Hunger Games! HOW ARE YOU SO AWESOME?!

Seiga Niko - Haha none taken. I just found the Jupiter/Earth pairing on tumblr...I just...I mean...I can't...I don't even know what to say to that. WHY DO YOU MAKE ME SHIP PLANETS AND DECIDE THAT JUPITER IS HOT?! WHAT?! SO DONE. I'd be cool if the Master kissed me...just saying...

rya-fire1 - Quick question...how exactly did you turn into a cat in the first place? Or were you always a cat? DO I HAVE FELINE STALKERS?!

Safi-ry - Thanks! Yeah, I wouldn't be able to survive with out them!

Ashena-Iulik - WHAT?! YOU DID WHAT NOW?! WHEN?! HOW?! TELL MEEEEEEE!

wickaholic - Well you didn't really give me much to work with! Sorry! Yeah, I don't believe it'll end either. It's just fun reminding people :P

Little Nerdling - Thank you! I missed you all! And yeah, it's sucked so far. DAMN YOU UNIVERSITY!

connorxrisa897 - Thanks! And yes, I really just imagined what I would do and worked from there... :P


"DALEKS ARE INFERIOR!"

"HA HA EXTERMINATE HA HA!"

"WE WILL NOT CONQUER!"

"HA HA HA EXTERMINATE HA HA!"

Steve the Dalek was on a roll. His audience loved him and he was getting more confident by the second.

"THE CYBERMEN ARE SUPERIOR"

"I FIND THIS QUITE AMUSING!"

"HUMANS ARE USEFUL!"

"THERE IS NO NEED FOR YOU TO EXPLAIN YOUR HUMOR!"

"WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE WHO WORKS IN PEST CONTROL? A HUMAN!"

"HA HA IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE THEY ARE THE PESTS!"

"YOU HAVE PROVEN YOUR USEFULNESS AS AN AUDIENCE! I WILL BE HERE FOR THE NEXT SEVEN EARTH DAYS! DO NOT FORGET TO EXTERMINATE YOUR SERVERS!" Steve bowed his eyestalk a few times before hovering backstage.

The Daleks fired several shots into the air to show their appreciation, chanting "EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!"

Rolling his eyes, Jack Harkness sighed and downed the remainder of his drink. Crappy alcohol? No one good-looking? Dalek stand-up comedy acts?

He was never coming to this bar again.


*head desk* *head desk* *head desk*

Seriously, what am I doing with my life?