Lexxa: Welcome back to the Fullmetal Alchemist Dare Show of Doom!
Ichigo: This chapter is out of order with the reviews, but Lexxa felt that she must do it.
Lexxa: It's because I have twelve more chapters to write, so Nameless's thing is going to be more easily done this way.
Ichigo: And Tammy251 only had one dare.
Lexxa: But before we go into Nameless's thing, I have an announcement! GATHER ROUND, CHILDREN!
Everyone: -gathers round-
Lexxa: NAMELESS HAS PROCLAIMED HERSELF AS A RISEMBOOL RANGER!
Ed: POWER TO THE RANGERS!
Lexxa: Not to be confused with the sports team. Anyway, second announcement. MY FRIEND, PERSON, HAS PROCLAIMED HERSELF A MEMBER OF THE MINISKIRT ARMY!
Roy: MINISKIRT ARMY!
Camilla: -pecks Roy-
Roy: Don't be jealous!
Lexxa: So, Nameless's thing is:
Since Lexxa has been so mean to Alphonse, he does not have to do any dares for the next five chapters!
Al: Finally!
Lexxa: But, the sixth chapter is going to be dedicated to the dares that you didn't get.
Al: Aw…
Lexxa: ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS!
Ichigo: Tammy251's turn!
I dare Olivier to put on the tutu fake fairy wings and grab a magic wand and run around Central saying she's a Fairy Princess.
Ed: Wait… If I'm the King of all Fairies… And she's a Fairy Princess…
Al: BROTHER! HOW IS YOUR DAUGHTER OLDER THAN YOU?
Olivier: I AM NOT HIS DAUGHTER!
Ed: HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT YOUR FATHER LIKE THAT!
Lexxa: Olivier! Into the Room of Changing!
Olivier: -goes into Room of Changing- -comes out in tutu and fake fairy wings carrying a magic wand-
Ed: My daughter is so beautiful! –takes picture- EVERYONE! LOOK AT MY DAUGHTER AND HOW ADORABLE SHE IS!
Hughes: Isn't it great to gloat about your family? EVERYONE! LOOK AT MY ELICIA!
Ed: OLIVIER'S MORE ADORABLE!
Lexxa: -facepalm-
Olivier: …Did he just call me adorable?
Lexxa: Afraid so…
Olivier: I'M GOING TO KILL HIM! –chases Ed-
Ed: WHERE DID I GO WRONG?
Lexxa: OLIVIER! JUST DO YOUR DARE ALREADY!
Olivier: -goes into Central- I'M A FAIRY PRINCESS!
Lexxa: …Edward, do you want to join your daughter?
Ed: Yes.
Lexxa: Change into your costume and go.
Ed: YEAH! –goes into Room of Changing- -comes out in Fairy King costume- -goes into Central- I'M THE KING OF THE FAIRIES! EVERYONE LOOK AT MY DAUGHTER!
Olivier: I'M NOT YOUR DAUGHTER!
Lexxa: ...Well then… Sorry that it was a short chapter! I just wanted to get those out of the way, so now I'm off to write another chapter! Wish me luck in keeping up with reviews! But, then again, this is a good problem to have.
Ichigo: …Then what would be a bad problem?
Lexxa: Not getting any reviews at all.
Ichigo: True.
Lexxa: So, DON'T PUT ME OUT OF THE JOB! I MUST HAVE YOUR REVIEWS! I would much rather be panicking about how I'm going to write all the chapters with the amount of reviews I have instead of be panicking about how I'm going to write a chapter without any reviews at all!
Ed: Did anyone see my daughter?
Olivier: I'M NOT YOUR DAUGHTER!
Armstrong: EDWARD! THAT MEANS THAT I'M YOUR SON!
Al: Brother…How did you end up with all these kids?
Armstrong: I LOVE YOU, FATHER!
Olivier: HE'S NOT OUR FATHER!
Armstrong: I'VE NEVER HEARD SUCH DISRESPECT IN MY LIFE!
Ed: RESPECT YOUR FATHER!
Lexxa: …Edward…Would you like to explain how you got these kids?
Ed: …Adoption?
Armstrong: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I'M ADOPTED! HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME?
Ichigo: …
