A/N - I meant to add this chapter yesterday, but I wanted to change it a bit because I changed the ending of the last chapter… and I really really hate this newer version (I'll explain why in the a/n at the end) but I'm tired so I'm gonna post it anyway instead of making you all wait for me to update.
P.s. I have a question for you all… do you think I should start posting the notes in a new story when I get to like 60 chapters… because the amount of chapters is getting insane? Or should I just continue adding to this one? (they'd still be like the same notes just in a new story)
-Lanna
Notes.
Edward,
Alice, Bella, Emmett.---Alice and Bella are sitting in the living room when Edward and Emmett walk in, Emmett looks scared (and kinda like someone just tossed him into a tree -cough- Edward -cough-) Edward keeps glaring at Emmett---
Bella…
Yus Captain Doofus?
Emmett! You're going to tell her using notes?!
Well yeah, note passing always seems to make her happy, so I figured this would be the best way to tell her, it'll like "soften the blow"
Idiot…
Wait… tell me what?! Soften what blow?! EDWARD?! -panics-
Just get it over with Emmett…
Uhh-ohh… Bella's not gunna like this -had a vision-
Bella… I kind of, sort of… maybe might of crashed your truck into a tree.
You crashed Larry? -raises eyebrow-
Umm… yeah.
Ch'yeah right… ha-ha very funny Emmett…
Bella… he's telling the truth love.
WHAT?!?!! YOU CRASHED MY BABY!!
What I wanna know is how the hell did he manage to crash it anyway… I mean with our vampire reflexes and all…
He did it on purpose Alice…
He. Did. WHAT?! Why the hell would you crash Larry on purpose Emmett!?
You told me it was bionic this morning!
I wasn't serious you idiot!
Then why'd ya say it?!
I was defending Larry's honour because you said he was stupid!
Well I didn't know that… I thought you were serious and wanted to see if it was true…
So you decided to ram it into a tree?!
Mehh-bee…
Oh… you… I… JUST! OH! -growls-
Haha… she's turned red…
Well done Emmett, you made her too angry for words -glares-
Hey, she made me crash Cindy-Lu anyway…
Cindy-Lu? Who the hell is Cindy-Lu?
My Jeep…
Hahahaha! You named your jeep Cindy-Lu? Seriously?
Bella got to name her stupid truck what's wrong with me naming my car?
Larry was NOT stupid!
I wasn't laughing at the fact you named it Emmett, I was referring to the fact you named it "Cindy-Lu"
LOI! Wait till Jazzy hears! -bounces-
What's wrong with Cindy-Lu?!
What's right with it…
It's a lovely name!
Yeah for a five year old girls "dolly"…
It is not! It's better name than "Larry"!
Larry PWN's Cindy-Lu!
Nuh-UH!
Eh… YUHUH!
I still can't believe you crashed Bella's truck on purpose…
Well like I said before… she made me crash my jeep! Fair trade!
You deserved it for trying to trick me and Jasper into getting drunk!
And to be fair she didn't force you to jump out of your jeep screaming like a girl while the car was still moving without even considering hitting the brakes or turning off the engine…
Uhuh! And you could get another jeep easily… Larry was one of a kind!
I was not screaming like a girl!
Uh, yeah you kinda were…
There are other red pick up trucks Bella, I could buy you a new one…
But a new one wouldn't be Larry! It wouldn't be the Pigeon mobile!… Larry was nearly as ancient as you lot we bonded!
You could "bond" with your new truck…
I don't want some fancy pants shiny lump of metal that calls itself a car! Larry can't just be "replaced"! -cries-
Well done Emmett you made her cry!
I didn't mean to… it was an accident… almost… I, uh… sorry Bella :o(
You're dead to me! -glares-
Well now that was just mean…
And killing her car wasn't?
Umm…
That's what I thought.
And technically it wasn't mean seeing as you are in fact, dead Emmett.
Whatever… Pigeon are you still mad at me?
Yuhuh! -pouts-
Umm… are you gonna go on one of your "revenge-seeking-sprees"?
Oh no… I have a better punishment in mind…
Punishment? -gulps-
LOI! Pigeon that is perfect! -knows all-
And of course we'll all help… -sees Alice's vision-
Help with what?! What is she gonna do to me?!
Captain Doofus… you are now banned from all fun activities until further notice, or until you find some way to "redeem" yourself…
Awwh come on! That's not fair!
Annnd… we're starting now, the notes as counted as a fun activity sooo that meaaaaaaaaaans…
KEPOTP!!!! Yay!
Wha-
Keep Emmett's Pen Off The Page?
Yuhuh:o)
You're getting good at deciphering our made-up text talk Eddie…
Thanks. :o)
Hahaha look at Emmett pouting! This is funny!
If you think excluding him is funny just wait and see what he is going to do to redeem himself. -smirks-
Oooh what's he gonna do?
I'm not going to spoil the surprise Pigeon… I'm not even letting Edward see…
It's true she's singing the teletubbies theme song in her mind -shudders-
Ha… Batman, how is it you know the teletubbies theme song? -raises eyebrow-
Let's just say it was her "rebellious phase" and leave it at that…
Ooookaaay…
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Bella tries to think of what Edward meant by that for a few minutes before her, Alice and Edward all start laughing at Emmett, who is sitting arms crossed, pouting and glaring at the wall, obviously not liking his punishment at all---A/N - Ha okay, I'm an idiot… I sort of accidentally deleted most of this chapter and saved it (lying down while typing is not a good idea) so I lost the original version of the chapter (which was a lot longer cause they played a game at the end, but I couldn't be assed rewriting it so I'll put it in a later chapter) I had to start almost from scratch… so the newer version is sucky because I'm half asleep right now as I'm writing it. :o(
I was just watching The Grinch you can blame that for me having Emmett name his car Cindy-Lu ;oP
-Lanna
