Chapter 53: Hercule Satan vs Dan Hibiki

I just want to get this over with so that we can all get to see Night Raid and the others watch Yang vs Tifa so let's do this thing!

Responses for the latest reviews in Wolverine vs Raiden:

Ultimatrix bearer: I'll include Deadpool vs Pinkie Pie, but I'll do DBX in a possible spin-off in the future.

Onishin Tsukitenshi: I had Kurome paired with Wave and Sheele paired with Run, Seryu might have someone special soon but right now she's single.

Black cross0: I'm keeping a close eye on you cause I'm still upset, but it's your opinion on what you don't like in my story so there's no point to change it.

shadowstorm17: Sorry to disappoint you, but No. I won't have any Death Battle participants coming to watch episodes with the Akame ga Kill cast.

Dragon of Beacon: Don't worry I'll try my best to make the next chapter very good.

X4HollowPoiint4X (Guest): Hey man I have to pick up the slack because I lost a massive load of motivation so don't go all triggered on me wasting your precious ass time.

Now that the question are done, enjoy the cast laughing or facepalm at the two of the most pathetic martial artists that they have ever seen.

Hercule Satan and Dragon Ball Z belongs to Funimation and Akira Toriyama.

Dan Hibiki and Street Fighter belongs to Capcom.

Akame ga Kill belongs to Takahiro and Tetsuya Tashiro.

Dollar Shave Club and All Soundtracks belongs to their respective owners.


After the full course meal, Susanoo and Akame stored the extra food in the food storage before everyone all head back to the TV Room to watch some more Death Battle. Akame and Kurome decided to sit next to each other while sharing small pieces of their own food with one another to grow the bond between them even further.

Wave grabbed the remote and pressed play and the episode starts playing with Wiz saying a quote that was used by the greatest martial artist on Earth named Bruce Lee on his philosophy in martial arts.

(Cues Invader - Jim Johnston)

Wiz: A good martial artist does not become tense, but ready. Not thinking, yet not dreaming. Ready for whatever may come.

"That's a pretty good quote." Suzuka admitted.

"Yeah, ad if we use that quote in the temple then we'll sure make our martial artists better!" Mez agreed happily.

Boomstick: But some fighters are dumb enough to ignore the legendary Bruce Lee's words, like Hercule Satan, the World Martial Arts Champion.

Wiz: And Dan Hibiki, the Saikyo Street Fighter.

"These two look like total clowns rather than fighters." Lubbock commented.

"But we might get some humor into the mix or annoyance instead." Dr. Stylish replied.

"Let's hope the next fight after this is better." Leone said in boredom.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And its our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills, to find out who would win a Death Battle.

The first contestant is burly man with a large afro hair and mustache. He wore a brown gi shirt that that reveals his chest and white pants and boots, and sometimes a champion belt and a white cape. He also shown to be a complete coward when fighting powerful opponents and a fraud when he uses weapons out of capsules and everyone seemed to believe every bullshit he spout out.

Hercule Satan

(Cues A Hero's Desperation - Dragon Ball Z: Budokai)

Wiz: The Earth was in danger, the future of mankind threatened by a monster named Cell.

Everyone were disgusted and wary when they saw Cell and Esdeath smirked as she found the biological android very powerful.

Wiz: All would be lost unless a hero could best him in the ring of champions.

Boomstick: The hope of the world lay on the shoulders, and afro, of one man, Hercule Satan.

The group sees Cell slapping him so hard Hercule, the he flew into a mountain side and some were laughing while others shook their heads in disappointment.

Boomstick: Yeah... we're screwed.

"You think Boomstick, cause this guy is a total wimp!" Leone exclaimed as she was controlling her laughter right now.

"Yeah, there's no way we'll have him representing the Revolutionary Army if there's someone like him around." Najenda chuckled a bit.


BACKGROUND

Real Name: Mark

Age: 38

Height: 6'2" (Slightly Taller Than Bulat)

Weight: 208 Ibs.

The "Undisputed" Martial Arts Champion of the World (Mez and Suzuka calls bull on this)

One of the Riches People on Earth

Hides a Fear of Fighters Who Used Ki (Everyone were Disappointed at this)

Loves Eating Spaghetti (Akame and Kurome felt their stomachs rumbling on this)


(Cues DBZ - Ano Yo De Faito)

Wiz: Officially, Mr. Satan is the World Martial Arts Champion and chosen savior of humanity... or so he would have you believe.

Boomstick: Hey if I could lie that well I'd make everybody think I'm king of the world too, or even.. God. Muhahahaha!

"I think the last part of what Boomstick had said might fit Honest's already blown up ego." Bulat commented.

"And he's no savior if that's for sure." Seryu said.

"And some people only follow him for their own gains anyways." Dorothea added.

Wiz: But before he was the "Hero of the People", Mr. Satan went by... Mark.

"That's... a nice name to be exact." Sheele admitted.

"But very basic as well." Akame responded.

Wiz: Eager to learn, Mark sought to master the art of combat.

Boomstick: Young Mark honed his skills in the Dojo, Satan Castle, which sounds awesome, but sadly, no, he was not actually trained by the Devil, I looked it up.

Esdeath, Mez and Suzuka were really interested if an actual Devil was training people some kind of demonic martial arts.

Wiz: Turns out, he was naturally gifted in martial arts, mostly due to his... strangely good luck.

Boomstick: Yeah, like when he won his first World Championship, after his rival got food poisoning, that's not suspicious at all.

"I guess he uses underhanded means to win his fights." Run frowned as he didn't liked Hercule's strategy of winning.

"Those who cheat are considered weak and he's disgusting to use it all the time." Esdeath sneered.

Wiz: Victory in hand, Mark took the stage name Mr. Satan in honor of his Dojo, and to sound better for the cameras. His victories and explosive personality quickly rocketed him to a life of wealth, fame and luxury.

Everyone were already frowning Hercule's acting all high and mighty like the corrupted nobles in the Capital already.

(Cues Completely Outnumbered - DBZ Resurrection F)

Boomstick: ...Which almost came to an end when he and his master got drunk and made fun of some random guy's pony tail.

They all see a man with a long ponytail and a thin mustache and wore and outfit that's pink, and they already knew that he's a very skilled killer from his looks alone.

Boomstick: Turns out this random guy just so happened to be a superpowered immortal mercenary, who then murdered his master.

They were then shocked when the man named Tao killed a guy with his tongue, even though they were highly skilled assassins, they couldn't accomplish this.

Boomstick: Remember kids, sticks and stones may break your bones, but words should never be used against a tree surfing murderer.

Wiz: From that day forward, Mr. Satan swore he would never fight anyone whose identity was a secret or who seemed out of his league.

"Well he is just only a person and the fighters we've seen so far in the Dragon Ball world are very powerful." Susanoo stated.

"Yeah, so he's gotten a reason to be scared of guys who uses Ki as a weapon." Wave said.

Boomstick: Seemed to forget about that when Cell showed up. Anyway somewhere along the line, Mr. Satan married a lady named Miguel, and after a round or two in the ovarian ring, had a daughter. Oh and then his wife died.

"Whoa Boomstick, don't jump to conclusions like that!" Tatsumi exclaimed in shock.

"Did it really happen?" Sheele asked.

"Let's hope not." Akame responded back before going back to eat her meat.

Wiz: Wow, come on Boomstick, show some tact. *Coughs* Despite his grief, Mr. Satan never let his loss interrupt his... lifestyle.


FIGHTING STYLE

Philosophy Includes

- Daily Training

- Pushing One's Limit's

- "Having a Wild Time All the Time"

Dynamite Kick

Megaton Punch

Can Use Rapid Movement Technique

Highly Skilled at Deception

- Faking Stomach Aches

- Playing Off Mistakes as Intentional Strategies


(Cues DBZ - Mr. Satan Theme)

Boomstick: He filled the hole in his life the only way he knew how. With more martial arts! He mastered techniques like his Dynamite Kick and his Megaton Punch, which sounds like they would make you explode or something epic like that...

Wiz: ...but they're actually just regular kicks and punches. He really only named them so he could scream awesome words while fighting. Hey this is anime after all.

"Yeah, he just named them to make people think it's awesome, but to some with real experience, not so much." Wave said.

"And he has no real talent in making any diverse fighting moves either." Kurome added.

"Let's hope he doesn't suck that badly if he's a total loser." Cosmina replied with a small frown.

Boomstick: I feel more than a little underwhelmed by this guy right now.

"We all do too, Boomstick." Bols noted.

Wiz: Well Mr. Satan's techniques were enough for him to legitimately win the 24th world martial arts tournament becoming the champion of the world and the chosen savior to battle Cell. But we already know how that went.

The group sees the same clip again and they couldn't help but laugh at it once more.

Boomstick: Heh, I could watch that over and over. In fact...

Boomstick replayed the scene six times and everyone continued to laugh even more.

Boomstick: Heh heh heh, get away from me bitch.

"Hahaha! I'll never get tired of seeing that!" Leone exclaimed.

"Yeah, I think he deserves that." Chelsea giggled.

(Cues DBZ - Saika! Tenka-Ichi Budokai)

Wiz: Mr. Satan actively avoids fighting people who clearly outclass him, mostly to save his own reputation.

"Figures, since he's full of bullshit lies anyways." Mine said with an eye roll.

"He's weak and doesn't deserve to be a champion." Esdeath spoke blankly.

"Yeah and it's starting to make us martial artists look bad too." Suzuka added.

Boomstick: The first time he saw people flying and shooting beams out of their hands, he thought it was a bunch of cheap tricks and pyrotechnics. Even after seeing the most epic Kamehameha beam struggle of all time, he still denied everything.

Hercule: It's a trick! It's all a trick I swear! Someday I'll bring it all to light! I will!

Caroni: I can't believe that you're still saying that!

"Let's add paranoid and in denial to the list as well." Bulat commented.

"These information about these fighters will surely give us some headaches." Akame shook her head.

Boomstick: But just in case he finds himself in over his head, Mr. Satan is packing an assortment of capsules containing jetpacks, disguised explosives and even missle launchers. Man if those existed in real life, it'd be a TSA nightmare.

"I'll admit, those storage capsules are very useful." Dr. Stylish said in interest.

"Agreed, and they would really come in handy if we get the blueprints for them too." Najenda added.

Wiz: If there's anything he's good at, it's public performance. He often weasels his way out of dangerous scenarios with lame excuses like faking stomachaches and somehow the entire world buys his crap every single time.

Hercule: I did it! For years I've been trying to perfect a variation of the Megaton Punch that uses latent energy that causes a delayed reaction to catch my opponent off guard!

The crowd cheers except for the Z-Warriors and their families.

Everyone couldn't help but facepalm at this spectacle before moving on.

Boomstick: When in doubt, work the crowd. I love all of you!

Wiz: Who are you talking to?

Boomstick: Every. single. one of you. Like and subscribe!

"Well, I guess this show kept on going because of all of the battles we've seen so far." Tatsumi smiled.

"Yeah and there's probably more future episodes coming up as well." Wave agreed.


FEATS

Can Pull Four Tour Buses by Himself (Everyone were slightly Impressed)

Ripped Three Phone Books at Once

Ran Behind a Gunman Faster Than His Eye Could See

Won the World Martial Arts Tournament Up to 26 Times... Most of the Time by Cheating (Everyone were Disappointed at the entire streak)

Cell Hit Him into a Cliff and Merely Hurt His Head a Little


(Cues DBZ - Mr. Satan Theme)

Wiz: Mr. Satan is a master of deception, an excellent actor, and a complete fraud. Still he is strong enough to rip three phone books in half and pull four buses by himself, and once he actually moved faster than the untrained eye can see, but forgot bullets move fast too.

"At least he did proof his strength in a couple of things." Run commented.

"But not strong enough to outmatch the other fighter's feats." Bols added.

"True, but I think he might pull this fight off if his opponent is weaker than him." Sheele replied back.

Boomstick: Well if I have to say something nice about the guy, at least he's not Yamcha.

Wiz: Mr. Satan has won the Martial Arts Tournament of Worlds 26 times, although only one of them was legitimate.

"Yeah, most of his victories was cheating his way to win." Seryu frowned as she didn't like Hercule at all.

"And everyone believes he's a hero when he's only a scumbag and a liar when no one is looking." Kurome added.

Boomstick: Yeah the other times he rigged it and had Mr. Buu kick everyone's ass and then lose to him on purpose.

Wiz: Still it's pretty impressive that he managed to befriend one of the most dangerous and untamed monsters in the Dragon Ball universe.

"How he manages to befriend Majin Buu is a mystery to us." Najenda commented.

"Even though he uses Buu to be victorious, at least he somewhat treats him as a friend." Sheele said.

"Yeah and I have no idea what Buu sees in him besides being a friend." Tatsumi added.

Boomstick: Oh and one time he convinced the whole world's population to stick their hands in the air and then wave them around like they just don't care... but whatever.

Wiz: Boomstick, that saved the world!

Boomstick: Meh.

"At least he's supportive to save the at least." Dr. Stylish spoke up.

"But leave it to the people who are strong save the world and leave this weakling in the ditch." Esdeath commented in disgust.

Wiz: Mr. Satan is motivated by three things: Money, fame, and his daughter, who he seems to prize above all else.

Boomstick: He may be a bit of a con artist, but no matter what he's up against, Mr. Satan finds a way to rise above his fears through his own bravery. Wait did I just say bravery? I meant thickheadedness and straight up stupidity.

"He does fit the last two perfectly." Leone said.

"Indeed, and it's disappointing to say the least." Susanoo nodded.

The group watches as Hercule is seen trying to jump high off a cliff to fly, but fails and falls down to the ground, injuring himself.

Hercule: Ow! The pain! Ow... Ugh.

Despite being a bit helpful to the Z-Warriors, by himself Hercule is a disappointment and a fraud to the group. While a few feats and his capsules are impressive, everyone disagrees to all of the things he did to be the World's Martial Arts champion. Nobody have anything to add to this and quickly moved on to his opponent.

The next contestant is a wimpy man with a brown-haired ponytail, and despite a muscular physique, he's pretty much a loser. He wore a pink gi and some fingerless gloves and no shows and most of his techniques are completely pathetic. And the only thing he's very skilled at, is annoying the living hell out of people with his constant taunting.

Dan Hibiki

(Cues Street Fighter IV - Dan Theme)

Wiz: Conceptualized in retaliation of SNK's blatant ripoff of Capcom's characters, Dan Hibiki was always meant to be a complete joke.

"I guess we have another clown that makes martial artists look bad too." Mine sighed.

"And we want to know how he became what he is right now." Mez said.


BACKGROUND

Born: November 25th in Hong Kong

Height: 5'10" (Slightly Taller Than Najenda)

Weight: 163 Ibs.

Rumored Descendant of the Vampire, Donovan Baine

Designed as a Parody of SNK's Street Fighter Ripoff Characters

His Gi was Turned Pink When He Mixed Colors While Doing Laundry (Everyone all facepalm at this)


Boomstick: Dan had no natural talent in fighting people, but his father Go Hibiki was a martial arts master with his own dojo.

Wiz: One day, Go's dojo was visited by Sagat, an enforcer of the crime syndicate, Shadaloo.

Everyone were surprised to see Sagat, except he has both of his eyes and no scar on his chest.

"Wait Sagat? The same guy who beaten Ryu?" Tatsumi repeated in surprise.

"The very same. And I never thought that he used to work for Bison as an enforcer too." Bulat commented.

"Why would he work for a complete psycho like Bison in the first place?" Seryu asked with a frown.

"Everyone has a desire to work for him and Shadaloo, but Sagat's motives seemed a mystery for us right now." Susanoo answered.

Wiz: As an advocate of justice, Go refused to be intimidated by the crime lord and stood up to him the only way he knew how.

Boomstick: By kicking his fricking eye out!

Everyone widen their eyes when they saw Go Hibiki kicking Sagat's eye out. Najenda couldn't help but shiver at the thought of Esdeath kicking her eye out even though she didn't.

Boomstick: Then Sagat brutally beat him to death in front of his own son. That should teach you to mess with a 7'4" Muay Thai monster.

Now everyone were glaring at Sagat for killing Go Hibiki and made Dan traumatized and goes on a journey for vengeance.

Wiz: It didn't. Enraged and distraught, Dan swore he would avenge his father's death. To do so he sought out a legendary dojo hidden in the wilderness of Japan.

"He sought after Gouken to be taunt under the Ansatsuken to beat Sagat." Suzuka guessed.

"Yeah and if anyone who learns the art of the Ansatsuken, then they'll beat almost anyone!" Cosmina chirped happily.

Boomstick: This thing is more elusive than child support to my ex!

Some of the girls groaned at this.

(Cues Street Fighter: Assassin's Fist - Lake Run)

Ryu: Seems like the more time we spend here, more questions arise.

Ken: Yeah, like who the hell is Dan?

Wiz: Against all odds, Dan found it. He was trained by its master Gouken, the same mentor who taught Ryu and Ken such legendary techniques such as the Hadouken and the Shoryuken. Dan began the difficult journey of mastering the use of ki as a weapon of justice.

"I'm sensing something bad is about to happen." Najenda commented.

"Yeah, and Dan isn't as cool as Ryu in terms of fighting." Leone added.

Boomstick: ...Until Gouken expelled him because he just... just sucked!

Wiz: Well technically it was because Gouken didn't want his training only used for revenge, but, let's face it, he knew he was wasting his time.

"I agree, sometimes revenge is an evil thing for certain arts to be used on." Akame said.

"Like Akuma since he's full of evil." Kurome added.

"But I'm wondering, why did Boomstick said that he sucks?" Run asked and no one answered.

Boomstick: However, Dan's determination for vengeance continued, he took the little he had learned from Gouken and ironically combined it with some Muay Thai.

Wiz: This became his very own martial art, the Saikyo-Ryu fighting style.


SAIKYO FIGHTING STYLE

Means "Strongest Style"

A Mixture of Muay Thai and Ansatsuken

Gadoken "Self Way Fist"

- Shinku Gadoken "Quaking Air Self Way Fist"

Koryuken "Drazzling Dragon Fist"

- Koryu Rekka "Dazling Dragon Violent Fire"

Dankukyaku

Hissho Buraiken

Frequent Taunting


(Cues Street Fighter Alpha 2 - Dan Theme)

Boomstick: Unfortunately while that sounds awesome, it didn't really work out...

Everyone were wondering how it was a terrible fighting style before Wiz answered that for them.

Wiz: Dan's fighting style is well... it sucks! It's awful! There's absolutely nothing redeemable about it! I mean he can use special moves like the Koryuken and the Dankukyaku...

"Really? Dankukyaku?" Mine rose her brow with a blank expression.

"I just felt myself dying from this already." Suzuka deadpanned.

Boomstick: Which are like the dollar store versions of awesome stuff like the Shoryuken and the Tatsuma... whatever it's called.

Wiz: Also, Dankukyaku? Did he seriously name one of his moves after himself?

"Yeah, too arrogant to name an attack after yourself. That's just lame." Lubbock eye-rolled.

"And really unimpressive too." Bols added quietly.

"Let's hope the next fight is more tolerable because I'm one second away of killing someone." Esdeath muttered impatiently.

Boomstick: Yeah he's pretty full of himself! Which is why the Saikyo's style's strongest technique is his excessive taunting. He can taunt while jumping, somehow increasing his air time, and somehow by focusing all his energy at once, Dan can perform a taunt so fearsome it will shock and amaze all who witness it just by being the most worthless thing they've ever seen. This is the Legendary Taunt.

They see Dan performing his Legendary Taunt.

Dan: Here I come! Hoyah! What's the problem? Don't underestimate me. I'm awesome! Woohoo! Piece of cake!

He constantly rolls as he taunts and he finishes it with a leap and an awkward pose as he pulls out a weird thumbs up before teabagging very quickly.

At this moment, everyone have their eyes twitching in irritation and annoyance.

Wiz: Now Dan can manifest his ki into a fireball projectile called the Gadouken. In a way the Gadouken is symbolic of Dan himself.

Boomstick: Yeah, it's tiny, pathetic, and doesn't last very long.

"Yeah, it's a horrible version of the Hadouken." Dorothea said.

"And if he uses that in the actual fight, I'm just rooting for him to die." Kurome commented bluntly.

(Cues Street Fighter: Assassin's Fist - Three Days, Three Nights)

Wiz: Despite this, Dan tracked down his father's killer, and offered to make his left eye match his right. In turn Sagat politely offered to reunite father and son. The long awaited clash of fists began, a clash in which Dan was bent on retribution.

Boomstick: Buuut... oh shit he won!?

Everyone were completely surprised at this and wondered how he won against a monster like Sagat.

(Cues Street Fighter Alpha 3 - Theme of Dan)

Wiz: Yes, Dan finally found the recompense he had sought for so long and trained his entire life for, because Sagat threw the fight in pity.

Everyone just absolutely facepalm, knowing this will inflate Dan's ego even further. Thanks Sagat, you father-murdering bastard.

Wiz: Completely unaware of his luck and now confident he was one of the strongest in the world, Dan founded his own dojo to unfortunately teach people his worthless martial art...

Boomstick: Thanks Sagat, not only have you killed this man's father but now you're ruining other kids' lives now too.

"Yeah thanks, and good thing he's not here though." Seryu commented.

"If Dan shows up here and opens up a martial arts school, then we'll kill him immediately." Mez declared with Suzuka nodded in agreement.

Wiz: You'll be happy to know that not many students actually enrolled in his class, because he did not pay his phone bill and did not include his address in his commercial.

Boomstick: Hehe, classic Dan. By the way, what's up with the pink gi?

Wiz: Well it was originally white, but then he accidentally washed it with color.

Boomstick: Jesus Christ...

"Stupid and dense, how much more can we take on this episode?!" Mine exclaimed.

"It's never going to end and this is too much already." Dr. Stylish sighed.

"I'm voting for him to die too." Sheele responded out of the blue.


FEATS

Took a Victory Over Sagat (Everyone were Unimpressed)

Single-Handedly Eliminated a Group of Thugs

Despite Near-Constant Hospitalization, Is Quick to Jump Back into Action (Everyone was Surprised by his quick recovery)

Can Tap into the Satsui no Hao and Execute the Raging Demon (Everyone were completely Surprised at this)


Wiz: Okay, okay making fun of Dan is fun and all but let's be honest he's not a complete pushover. He can take down multiple thugs at once and endured a beating from Ryu and Ken simultaneously. No matter how many times he falls, Dan will always get right back up.

"He's like a human punching bag." Cosmina commented.

"Yeah, for Ryu and Ken to take their stress out because of his pathetic fighting skills." Esdeath added.

(Cues Street Fighter: Assassin's Fist - Akuma Rises)

Boomstick: And remember how Gouken rejected him because of his thirst for vengeance? That's because Dan can actually tap into the Satsui no Hado! The same evil energy that transformed Gouken's brother Akuma into an island smashing murderer.

Everyone were shocked at Dan using the Satsui no Hado and listened closely.

Wiz: We're not joking here. Once Dan did access his Satsui no Hado to use the dreaded Raging Demon. A move which obliterates the victim's soul.

"Holy shit, I think Dan might have a chance to beat Hercule if he uses that!" Wave shouted.

"Still, it's highly impossible if he actually taps into it." Run said.

"Well, he'll take his chances to do it anyways." Dorothea sighed in annoyance.

Boomstick: Damn! If Dan could do it then I could do it! All right, watch out Wiz here it comes! Argh!

They heard a loud thud and hears Boomstick groaning in pain.

Boomstick: Ah shit! Fell on my keys!

Wiz: But more often than not Dan's a klutz whose overconfident taunting gets him into trouble. He is his own worst enemy.

Everyone nodded at this as he's the second worst fighter they had ever seen, first being Hercule.

Boomstick: *Breathing heavily* But even after crying like a baby from stubbing his toe, Dan doesn't let any of it keep him down for long. After all, who else will carry on the heroic legacy of Go Hibiki?

'Possibly no one' Everyone all thought.

The group now sees Dan fighting Blanka.

Dan: Koryuken!

However, Blanka attacked Dan at a total knockout.

Dan: Father!

While some were impressed by his thirst for vengeance, others were highly disappointed about his whole character in general. Let's hope that this match is a draw because they don't want either of them to win. Now to the worthless fight that they'll have to endure watching.

Wiz: Alright the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all.

Boomstick: But first, your face is in danger! And only I can save it!

They just watched the whole advertisement and decided to not vote as these two fighters were worthless to be rooting for.


(Cues DBZ - Wrestling Rock)

The groups sees the fighting arena of the World Martial Arts Tournament completely packed with a crowd that's dying to see some action. And the announcer gets on the microphone to announce the next match.

Announcer: For our next match, our beloved savior of mankind, Hercule Satan!

Hercule walks into the ring and throws his cape away and held his belt up high as he listens to the crowd roaring.

Hercule: Yeah!

Then the announcer introduces his opponent.

Announcer: And the challenger, the infamous creator of the Saikyo Arts, Dan Hibiki!

Dan: Woohoo! Here I cooome!

As Dan rushes into the arena, he suddenly trips to the ground and the crowd went silent after that.

Random Guy in the Crowd: Woo. Yay. Dan.

"This is just sad." Najenda shook her head.

"Yeah and it'll be really pathetic too." Mez added.

"Even though they are poorly skilled, at least they might try to do things decent." Bulat responded.

Hercule: Ha ha! Nice moves, Hibachi! How bout you ring yourself out?

Dan: You wish, chump! I hope you're ready for a beating!

They want to know if this lame match is going for a draw or one of them actually win.

FIGHT!

(Cues Super Mario 3D World - Pom Pom's Theme)

Hercule and Dan rush towards each other, trading sloppy blows with each other until Hercule knocks Dan down to the ground.

Hercule: Ha! A weakling like you stands no chance!

Announcer: It looks like Mr. Satan wants to end this quickly! Which of his patented finishing moves will he use?

Hercule: Dynamite Kick!

Hercule lunges forward with a kick for an easy vicroty, or so he thought.

Dan: Oh my god!

Dan quickly ducks in fear causing Hercule to miss him, landing on his back.

Everyone slowly laugh at the comedic elements thrown in.

Announcer: What's this? He's avoided the champion's most devastating attack!

Hercule: Uhh... Ha! I psyched him out! He'll be too terrified to throw a single punch!

"He won't be terrified for long." Suzuka commented.

"Yeah, he'll strike back hard for that little scare." Cosmina agreed.

But just as he Hercule finished taunting Dan throws out a series of punches and kicks knocking him to the ground. Dan then precedes to leap over to the other side of Hercule and performs his Legendary Taunt.

Dan: Woohoo! Behold the glory of Saikyo! Heya! Hoy! Hiya! Woya! Hiya! Woya! Ai!

Dan ends with his signature thumbs up as Hercule's jaw drops in shock.

Hercule: Woah! Wow!

"He actually fell for that stupid thing?" Mine asked.

"Only people like him would only fall for something like that." Dorothea replied.

"Yeah, that's true." Akame nodded in agreement.

Dan: And now, behold my ultimate attack! Shinkuuuuuu...

Dan starts charging up his ki, which has Hercule worried.

Hercule: *In Thought* No, no no no! Is that what I think it is? What do I do?

Hercule is reminded of a certain Saiyan warrior when he sees Dan charging up.

"He thinks Dan will pull off a Kamehameha Wave?" Sheele asked.

"Yes, however for Dan, it's completely impossible." Susanoo replied.

Hercule: *Still In Thought* I could dive off the arena! Say I slipped off due to my sheer muscle mass. He he. Yeah!

Dan continues charging up.

Hercule: *Still In Thought* Holy crap how long is this gonna take?

"His attack takes that long to be launched?" Wave said.

"Given his weak will and poor skills, it's a downer." Mez added.

Dan: Gadouken!

The small fireball goes a few feet then evaporates with a farting noise. Cricket chirps start playing.

Everyone had no reply on this scene, however one of them might have a serious headache from this.

(Cues DBZ - Mr. Satan Theme)

Hercule: Uh.. yeah! Ha ha! I've done it! After years of training and grueling exercise, this pathetic phony's cheap tricks won't work on me! Ha!

The crowd goes wild.

Announcer: Astounding! Who knew the secret to countering such an attack was to act like a coward?

Hercule: Yeah! Wait what?

Everyone were now laughing, knowing it was completely true on Hercule's part.

Dan runs over to Hercule and tosses him over his shoulder, which causes Hercule's capsules to spread all over the floor.

Announcer: What's this? Is it just me or has Mr. Satan illegally smuggled weapons into the arena?

"Now what's he going to do since his secret weapons are all over the floor?" Seryu asked.

"Knowing him, he might come up with a lie on how he brought them with him." Bulat answered.

"And everyone is stupid enough to believe everything he says too." Kurome added.

Hercule: *In Thought* Oh crap! My backup plans! I can't go out like this! *Speaking* Uh.. what? I've never seen these before. Obviously my challenger snuck them into my robe to get me disqualified! Can't even face me like a man!

Dan: Oh sweet, a jet pack!

Hercule: What?

Dan puts on the jetpack he had found.

Dan: Time for the next evolution of my martial art! Ultimate rocket booster Saikyo of doom!

The jetpack starts up but seemingly doesn't go off and the group couldn't help but laugh at this.

Dan: Well that's disappointing... ARGH!

(Cues Rabbids Go Home - Bãtutã Din Moldova)

The jetpack goes off sending Dan spinning out of control in the air, screaming.

Hercule: *In Thought* Only one more capsule left, but I don't remember what's in it!

Dan then starts flying fast around Hercule.

Hercule: *In Thought* Gotta think of something fast! This guy's good, I can't track his movements!

Dan grabs Hercule and they proceed to punch each while flying erratically around the arena whlie bumping into Herucle's other capsules which reveals other random items such as a torpedo, a pirate ship, a shotgun, a Bom-omb, Rush and other different items.

"Damn, that's a lot of things those capsules can hold." Leone said in amazement.

"Yeah and the ship was a surprise too." Wave added.

Akame and Kurome wanted the capsules to store even more of their food if they get the chance.

Announcer: What the heck- I mean what a spectacle! What could the champion be planning?

Dan throws Hercule to the ground and starts gaining control over the jet pack.

Dan: Oh yeah! I got this!

The jet pack then starts coughing up smoke and then flies off of Dan's back.

Dan: Ah crap.

Dan then falls to the ground in a cartoon fashion. He then gets up.

Everyone just chuckled at the crazy fiasco ending.

Announcer: I can't believe it folks, the match is still on! And Mr. Satan's limitless tenacity has worn down the challenger.

Hercule: Ah ha! Yes that's right. I tired him out. Me! Mr. Satan. That was my plan all along!

The crowd starts cheering. Dan falls to his knees and begins to cry.

Dan: What am I doing? I can't lose to this joker! I have to win! FOR MY FATHER!

Dan then taps in to the Satsui no Hado and charges forward with a Raging Demon to kill Hercule.

"Oh man, the Raging Demon has been activated!" Lubbock exclaimed.

"And since Hercule has some sins, it will really affect him a lot." Sheele added.

"Well let's find out if it hits." Esdeath said.

Dan: DIEEEE!

However he trips on the jet pack and crashes into Hercule, which sends Hercule's capsule flying in the air.

Having enough of the battle, Tatsumi just left the room with an angry expression and Wave paused the episode to wait for him and a few others that left to cool off. ten minutes later some that left the room came back with relaxed expressions before Wave started the episode again.

Dan: Aw man!

Hercule then picks up Dan off the ground.

(Cues Resurrection "F" - Our Hero, Son Goku)

Hercule: Watch closely, you're about to witness the real deal!

Hercule then starts laying actual devastating attacks on Dan. Hercule then holds him up as he is about to finish Dan off.

Announcer: It looks like this is the end!

Hercule: Yeah ha ha ha! This is over!

The capsule then falls down and Dan accidentally swallows it. They hear it go off in his stomach and both widen their eyes in fear.

Dan: Aw ma-

Dan then explodes as the capsule was revealed to contain a jukebox which starts playing the can-can song.

Everyone widen their eyes at how gruesome Dan's death was once the capsule was set off.

Announcer: Woah! I've never seen anything like that! He punched him so hard he turned him into a jukebox! It can only be the champ's new technique, the Karaoke Punch!

Hercule: *In Thought* Oh my god, I can't believe that happened! I need to change my pants.

Announcer: *Inaudible dialogue* ...champion, Hercule Satan!

The crowd goes wild as Hercule celebrates on top of the jukebox while Dan meets his disappointed father who rolls his eyes at Dan in heaven and starts crying like a worthless piece of trash.

K.O.!


Everyone slowly clapped as the fight was over, and they didn't expect a surprised death could happen. Now for the results.

(Cues Cha-La Head-Cha-La (Instrumental) - Dragon Ball Z: Budokai)

Boomstick: Now he can disappoint his father in the afterlife.

"Damn straight." Leone nodded.

"And his father looked like he was going to disowned him too." Mine added.

Wiz: Hercule Satan and Dan Hibiki may be pretty pathetic in context, but keep in mind, before the Cell saga, Mr. Satan was a legitimate world champion.

Boomstick: Unlike Dan who has only one confirmed win out of his name and it was handed to him out of pity.

"That's true, Hercule might fought a lot of opponents while Dan faced Sagat." Najenda commented.

"And he was no pushover when it comes to fighting too thanks to his luck." Susanoo added.

Wiz: And Mr. Satan has proven time and time again that he is stronger than the average athletic man.

Boomstick: He once pulled four tour buses which is nearly 60 tons, and then he punched through one of them! That's a sheet of steel right there! Dan struggles to throw a single guy over his shoulder.

Everyone nodded since Hercule does have the strength advantage.

Wiz: Mr. Satan once broke through a tower of 19 tiles with a single chop and is the only character in Dragon Ball history to have fought both Cell and Majin Buu... and not die.

Boomstick: Think about that.

Wiz: Dan's ki attacks were his ace in the hole, but in true Hibiki fashion, it amounts to nothing but failure. Just like the time he pulled off the Raging Demon, only to be stopped by a high school girl's backpack.

Everyone facepalm at Dan's fatal mistake and stupidity for tripping when he's using the Raging Demon.

Boomstick: The ki to Dan's failure came from within.

Everyone all laughed at the pun.

Wiz: The winner is Hercule Satan.

The battle may be pathetic but some might have gotten some laughs. But overall the fighters they've seen were horrible at best, and Suzuka and Mez looked insulted of them being martial artists. Let's hope the next fight is enjoyable without any negativity from the group.

Boomstick: Next time on Death Battle.

Soon they all hear some techno music being built up as they see a silhouette of a girl with blond hair walking closely. Soon the curtains open to reveal a girl with lilac eyes and wore a brown vest, orange scarf, biker shorts with a pleated skirt and golden bracers.

Leone was really interested about this girl, as she sees some similarities from her and the girl.

Lyrics: I Burn! Can't hold me now, you got nothing that can stop me!

The group then sees the blonde girl transforms her bracers into gauntlets which also has shotgun features on them as she used the kinetic forces and blasts to punch everything, evening handling a giant mech and a giant black bird with bone-like platings.

Lyrics: I Burn! Swing all you want!

The music made everyone pumped and excited as they saw the girl's hair lit up in flames with no negative effects as she delivers powerful blows and when she's angry, her eyes turn red and she destroys everything in an instant.

Lyrics: Like a fever, I will take you down!

As the song ended they see the name of the world she's in and also her full name.

RWBY = YANG XIAO LONG

After the preview, some of the members spoke up about their opinions of the next fight.

"The next fight should be really interesting." Esdeath smiled.

"Yeah and I'm starting to like the blonde girl since she kinda resembles me in a way." Leone added.

"Well, let's watch it already!" Cosmina exclaimed.

Wave pressed play for the next episode to start playing.