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"Final four! I'm making progress", said Espeon with a smile. "I still need to find out why Wooper was eliminated instead of Vanillite.
She decided not to dwell on it so much and started to think of a strategy. "Vanillite is a threat because he's not fully evolved and he's weak...so he'll be my next target. Wooper was going to be next , but it looks like they'll be switching places."
She smiled at the thought of only she, Altaria, and Tyranitar being left.
"Altaria's durable and can do well for a long time under certain conditions...she even committed attempted murder when she smothered that Gliscor on the Evil Island..." she thought in her head. "And Tyranitar is burly and fierce now that Typhlosion is gone...hmm, who is more worthy of being an opponent of mine..."
"I need to get a second opinion from a sexy guy..." she purred to herself. She closed her eyes and her gem glowed. She teleported Umbreon into the cabin once again.
"Hey gorgeous..." he greeted, licking her cheek.
She giggled. "Hey baby..." she replied, pecking him on the lips.
"So...what do you need now?" he asked, stroking his paws around her chest and waist.
"Arceus, I love you..." she panted. "I need y-your opinion on whether to go against Tyranitar o-or Altaria..."
"Oh...well it's better if you go against Altaria. Both of them are strong and durable, but Altaria's another girl and Tyranitar is a guy, so I think you'll have an easier time with Altaria", said Umbreon.
Espeon gave him a teasing look. "Are you doubting me?"
"What? Oh no, I was just...uh..."
Espeon pinned him down with a smile. "You were what?"
"Um...I just thought that a girl vs. girl fight would be nice..." admitted Umbreon.
Espeon kissed him.
"What was that for?" he asked with a chuckle.
"Being yourself..."
"Oh, well can I have another?" he asked, raising a brow.
Espeon bent down and kissed him again, this time, resting her forehead on his.
"And another..."
She kissed him again.
"One more..."
Espeon giggled and kissed him once again. After that, Umbreon flipped them over so that he was on top of her.
"My turn..." he said deviously.
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"How...the hell...did Wooper leave?" asked Tyranitar.
"I don't know...I think that Raikou wanted to trick Vanillite into thinking he was being eliminated..." said Altaria. "That's pretty mean."
"Hey, they're the hosts...their job is to make our lives hell..." said Tyranitar. "I still think that there was something more to it..."
"Well whever you think that, you can only blame one person..." said Altaria.
"Yeah...let's go find that bitch...because if she wanted Wooper gone, she could have changed the votes like she always does...it seems too strange", he said as he and Altaria exited their cabin. "I feel bad for Vanillite."
"Hey...where is Vanillite anyway?" asked Altaria.
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Vanillite was sitting on the beach with his pendant still around his neck.
"Why did I have to press you?!" he asked as he glanced at it. "I'm sorry Wooper."
Suddenly, multiple Pumpkaboo and a Slowking appeared around him, having him surrounded.
"Vanillite..." said the Slowking, still being controlled by the Great Pumpkaboo.
Vanillite looked up and jumped in fright. "You guys!"
He floated upside down, allowing the pendant to fall off of his head. "Take your pendant back!"
"Why?"
"I got one of my friends eliminated because of that thing!" said Vanillite. "Now I feel like crap!"
The Slowking sighed. "Vanillite, we entrusted you with this pendant and said to only to use it if you needed it..."
Vanillite sighed and looked down.
"And let's not forget the consequences..." said Slowking.
"What consequences?" asked Vanillite.
"You used this pendant for greed. You helped yourself at the expense of a friend..." said Slowking. "That requires instant consequences."
Vanillite gulped. "What is it?"
"We hate to do this, but you will be cursed with bad luck today, no question..."
"What!?" he asked. "But-"
"No buts...goodbye Vanillite..." said Slowking as he and the Pumpkaboo disappeared with the pendant.
Vanillite fell on his back. "Arceus why me?"
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A few lumps were moving under the sheets on Espeon's bed. Espeon emerged from underneath the sheets with her eyes closed, panting with her fur ruffled, and sweating.
Umbreon emerged behind her in the same condition.
"I love you so much..." said Espeon, turning around towards him.
"I love you, too..." said Umbreon, licking her nose.
Espeon started to think about Wooper again. She then realized something. "Um...baby?"
"Yeah?"
"You've seen the past episode right?"
"Of course..."
"What happened when Wooper was eliminated?"
"Well...Vanillite WAS gonna be elimnated, because we heard Raikou start saying his name, and I'm not sure, but I think that Vanillite hit the necklace he had on and then he said Wooper."
"So...VANILLITE caused Wooper's elimination by hitting...a necklace?" asked Espeon, raising a brow.
"We watched, it happened", said Umbreon.
"Kind to think of it...I remember seeing his necklace. I ignored it and thought he was just trying to be cool..." said Espeon.
"No, he got it from something called the Great Pumpkaboo..." explained Umbreon. "They recognized him for being sensitive and gave him the necklace to win something any time he needed to."
Espeon's eyes widened at the news. "He's...he's cheating?!"
"Sorta..." said Umbreon. "I guess you can say that."
"He's definitely going down..." growled Espeon.
Tyranitar and Altaria entered the cabin, only to find them both in Espeon's bed.
"Wow..." said Tyranitar, looking at her. "Not only are you evil bitch, you're a horny evil bitch..."
Umbreon growled.
"It's okay baby..." said Espeon, using her tail to stroke his face, calming him down. "Thanks..."
Umbreon smiled and kissed her again before being teleported back to the loser's resort. Angered, she got out of her bed.
"What the hell did you think you were doing?!" she shouted. "Ever heard of privacy?!"
"Yes, but I didn't think we'd find you seeing black..." said Tyranitar, making Espeon blush and growl.
"What I do is my own business!" she said. "And I didn't get out Wooper! Vanillite did!"
Tyranitar and Altaria looked at each other. "You're lying...you always lie..." said Altaria. "Vanillite wouldn't do that."
"Then why did my boyfriend, who watched the past few episodes, tell me that he did..." said Espeon. "You can even ask him. I may be evil...but I'm not lying this time..."
Tyranitar and Altaria glared at her. "Fine...but if you're lying...you're dead..." said Tyranitar.
Espeon rolled her eyes.
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Vanillite was still lying on the beach. He heard footsteps and sighed. He got up and turned around, seeing Altaria and Tyranitar.
"Oh...hi guys..." he said nervously.
"Vanillite...tell us the truth..." said Tyranitar.
"W-what truth?" he asked, nervously.
"Espeon told us what happened..." said Altaria.
"H-How does she know?!" he asked.
"So he does know something", thought Tyranitar. "That doesn't matter. Just tell us what happened. We're your friends..."
Vanillite sat down as tears began to form in his eyes. "I-I'm the reason Wooper was eliminated..."
Altaria and Tyranitar looked at each other.
"She was right", they both said in their heads.
"What happened?" asked Altaria, wrapping her wings around Vanillite who went back.
"I got a pendant in the young challenge from some Pumpkaboo and a Slowking who said that I was chosen because I'm the kind, sensitive type..." said Vanillite as tears fell from his eyes. He wiped his eyes as Tyranitar and Altaria looked at him, worried.
"The pendant gave me the ability to win anything I wanted..." said Vanillite.
"What?!" asked Tyranitar.
"Yeah...that's how we won the challenge at the end..." said Vanillite.
"That's how..." whispered Tyranitar.
"Then, last time during the ceremony...I panicked when he started saying my name. I pressed the pendant and now Wooper's gone", said Vanillite.
"Oh Vanillite..." said Altaria as she comforted the ice cone. "It's okay...it was an accident."
"No it's not okay. That's not like me to cheat someone else out of something they could win", said Vanillite. "It won't matter anyway. I'm getting eliminated next..."
"What? Why?" asked Tyranitar. "What about the pendant?"
"Several minutes ago the Pumpkaboo and Slowking came back and took the pendant because of what happened with Wooper", explained Vanillite. "And to add more, they told me the consequence of doing that to Wooper was bad luck, which means that I'll be eliminated."
Tyranitar growled. "Vanillite, you're not going anywhere...we're gonna make sure of that..."
"How?"
"I don't know, but we're gonna try..." said Tyranitar.
"Try what?" asked a voice.
They all saw Espeon walking up to them.
"None of your business..." said Tyranitar.
"Wow...all of you are here already-"
Everyone turned around and saw the three hosts.
"What? When did-"
"Congrats on making it to the final four!" said Suicune.
"Yep, and today's challenge is...a surfing challenge!"
"Fuck...my...life..." said Tyranitar.
"Now, you have to create your surfboard, and then use it to surf to another island", said Suicune.
"Um...I can't", said Tyranitar. "I'll probably drown..."
"Ugh...we don't want any lawsuits..." whispered Raikou to himself. "You are in the final three!"
"What?!" everyone shouted.
"We might as well do it..." said Entei. "You have unfair invincibility. The rest of you gotta surf."
Tyranitar sighed in relief, while Vanillite, Altaria, and Espeon groaned.
"Get started creating your board..." said Raikou. "The one that looks the best will win an advantage in the last challenge."
Espeon glared at the others before running off.
"We need to make sure that one of you wins the advantage..." said Tyranitar.
"How?" asked Vanillite. "I'm cursed remember!"
"It doesn't matter..." said Tyranitar as he smacked two trees down.
"What about tools?" asked Altaria.
Tyranitar spotted the three hosts leaving. "Hey! What about tools?!"
"Tool shed..." said Raikou as they continued walking.
"Ugh...now we have to find a tool shed?" asked Vanillite.
Tyranitar and Altaria both sighed. "I'll go see if I can find it...in the meantime, try to file the trees down to the right shape and size."
Tyranitar walked off, leaving the two of them alone with the trees.
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Espeon wandered the forest trying to find a suitable tree. She eventually found one and started to slicing it down with her Psychic.
Eventually, she got it down to a normal level. She picked it up and noticed that it was too thin.
"Crap", she said. "It needs to be thicker."
She tossed the thin plank away before moving to another tree. Suddenly, she got an idea.
"Why do it myself?" she asked herself. She walked to the entrance she came into the forest from.
She watched Altaria and Vanillite work on a couple trees. Altaria was using Dragon Pulse to file it down. Vanillite was using Icy Wind to freeze the tree in order to make it easier to break.
His idea didn't make much sense, which made Espeon smile to herself. She continued watching and eventually saw Altaria flip her tree over to file the other side down.
Vanillite tried to crack his tree, but it failed.
"I don't know why I thought that would work..." he said.
Altaria used Dragon Pulse two more times, making the tree into a surfboard. It had four corners like a normal plan however. She still needed to fix that.
"I can help", said Altaria.
Seeing her chance, she used Psychic to launch Vanillite's tree into the water. After that, she ducked into the bushes after doing so.
"What the heck?" asked Vanillite, frightened. "Th-the curse..." he whispered.
Altaria looked around for any sign of Espeon, but she did see anything; not even a twitch from a bush.
She gulped. Maybe Vanillite's curse really was taking effect.
"Don't worry Vanillite, when Tyranitar gets back he'll get you a new tree..." said Altaria.
Vanillite had a sad expression on his face.
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"I hate my life..." said Vanillite.
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"I feel so sorry for Vanillite..." said Altaria.
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Altaria turned back to her surfboard, which looked different. She picked it up and saw it was thinner than she thought.
"Wh-what happened to it?" she asked.
Espeon looked over the bushes before running back to her work station.
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"Too easy..." said Espeon with a smirk.
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Tyranitar was raiding the tool shed, but came out with only a bucket of paint.
"Great...black paint, this do great", he said sarcastically as he put it down. He continued looking around the shed, but found nothing else of use.
He groaned in disappointment. He decided to go back to Vanillite and Altaria. He need to make Espeon did nothing to hinder them.
Being immune, he had nothing to lose. He quickly went back to the beach with the paint. When he went back, he saw that Vanillite's tree was gone, and Altaria had made a surfboard, but was as upset as Vanillite.
"What happened?" he asked seriously.
"My curse..." said Vanillite. "My tree flew into the ocean and Altaria's surfboard got too thin."
Tyranitar raised a brow. "Oh really? Your CURSE did those things?" he asked.
"What else is there?" asked Vanillite. "I know you think it's Espeon, but she doesn't know about this and Slowking is a Psychic-type, too..."
"Ugh...I guess we can't tell in this situation", Tyranitar growled. He went to another group of trees on the outside and ripped them from their roots, tossing them on the ground.
As soon as they did that, the one in front of Vanillite combusted.
Vanillite twitched and sat on the flaming tree. Altaria gasped and got him out of it.
"What was that Vanillite?!" asked Tyranitar, bewildered.
Vanillite chuckled psychotically. "Oh nothing...just going a bit insane..."
"Dude...you're fine..." said Tyranitar.
"Yeah...we're here for you", added Altaria.
Vanillite sighed as he watched his tree reduce to ashes.
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Espeon was using Psychic to round the edges of the surfboard she stole from Altaria. After doing that, she decided that it was good enough.
"Now I need to make it interesting..." she said. She teleported an assortment of paints to her.
She started painting pink and black stripes on the surface. Once she finished, she used Dazzling Gleam on it, giving it a Fairy-esque glow.
"Perfect..." she said. "Now to mess with those idiots a bit more..." she said to herself.
She exited the forest, which Tyranitar noticed.
"ESPEON!" he shouted, making her flinch.
"What the hell do you want?!" she shouted back as she walked up to them.
"Why did you toss the trees and set this one on fire?"
"What?" she asked. "I didn't do shit!"
"Don't lie, you know what you did..." said Tyranitar. "Be minded that I have nothing to lose and I can and will destroy you."
Espeon laughed. "Hate to break it to you...but I didn't do anything..." she said.
Tyranitar glared at her and picked her up. Espeon growled and used Dazzling Gleam on her, making him drop her and scream.
"That's what you get for touching me..." growled Espeon.
Tyranitar and Espeon locked eyes in an angry glare. Espeon turned around and started to walk away. Now, she was pissed.
"Let's just finish these damn surfboards..." said Tyranitar.
"Yeah...good idea..." said Vanillite, chuckling like maniac.
He touched Altaria's tree, making it reduce to ash immediately. "Whoosh! Heh heh, heh..."
"Vanillite...calm down..."
"Come on! If Espeon didn't do anything. It's obvious that the curse is real!" shouted Vanillite is a panicked toned. "It's all over! Life is at a close! I'm gonna kill somebody!"
Tyranitar picked up the frantic Vanillite and dunked him into the water. He pulled him back up, with his snow gone.
"Oh great...now I'm naked!" shouted Vanillite.
"Okay...it looks like I'm gonna have to make the boards because of your curse..." said Tyranitar.
Tyranitar pulled out two more trees and used Hyper Beam on both of them, searing them both flat. He turned them over and blasted Hyper Beam again, getting the other side as well.
He ripped burnt off all of the leaves and extra branches before standing both of the boards up.
"Altaria, you can paint them...Vanillite stay away..." said Tyranitar.
"Merry Christmas! Heh heh, hehehehe!" he laughed as he made it snow on himself. Covering his face back up.
"Okay, he's lost it..." Tyranitar said to himself.
Altaria used the black paint and created elegant swirls and marks on the boards. After a few minutes, she was finished.
"These look amazing Altaria!" said Tyranitar, grabbing them both.
"Wait!"
Tyranitar realized too late that the paint hadn't really dried and his hands were now covered in paint and his marks were on the boards.
"Oh well, at least they're done..." said Tyranitar.
"Weeeeeeeee!" he heard before Vanillite hit him in the chest.
"What the hell Vanillite?!"
Suddenly, a thundercloud appeared, electrocuting Tyranitar, as well as the surfboards, turning them completely black.
Altaria gasped as the thunder stopped and the cloud disappeared. Tyranitar well on his back and the surfboards fell over.
Espeon smirked as she approached them all.
"Hmmm...that was shocking...wasn't it?" asked Espeon as she held her board.
Tyranitar got up and roared before lunging at Espeon, Altaria held him back, however.
"She's not worth it..." she whispered.
Tyranitar growled.
"Well...it's time for the challenge..." said Raikou as he, Entei, and Suicune approached them all. "And by the look of the boards, it looks like Espeon wins the advantage...which means she will have a head start!"
"Now, let's get these things in the water and see how it goes", said Entei.
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Espeon, Vanillite, and Altaria got on their surfboards and sat on the water with them. Suicune, who could walk on water, approached them.
"You have to surf all the way to the island on the left of us", she said, pointing to a faraway island with one of her tails. "You cannot use any moves, so this will be a fair match."
"The first one there gets a guaranteed spot in the final three..." she continued. "And Espeon, because you have the best surfboard, you get a 20 second head start!"
"Excellent..." said Espeon.
Tyranitar growled.
"3...2...1...GO!" said Suicune as Espeon started moving herself foward and standing up as a wave approached.
She continued to go forward without incident, but she eventually saw a few fins moving behind her.
"Oh no..."
"Oh yeah...we forgot to mention that there are several hungry Sharpedo and Basculin, so...GO!"
Vanillite and Altaria both gulped in nervousness, but soon followed Espeon.
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Espeon was constantly followed by Sharpedo and started to use her tail to go faster. She surfed along the waves and did a flip on her surfboard. She landed on all of her feet and continued to move.
Altaria was surfing with some difficulty. Her feet were very small, and because of the thunder charring the board, it fall slowly falling apart from underneath her.
A Basculin bit her board, making a small chunk of it fall off. Altaria felt herself start to rise up and saw that she was on a big wave.
She screamed as she continued moving and wobbling on the board.
Vanillite was having as much trouble as Altaria. His board was falling apart at a faster rate than hers. The Sharpedo and Basculin were all following him, giving Altaria and Espeon better chances.
"Oh come on! This isn't fair!" he shouted.
Suddenly, he heard a sound. He looked up and saw a bomb falling towards him. "How does that make any sense?!"
The bomb landed and exploded, creating a ginormous wave. Espeon, despite being furthest, felt the impact of the wave and was thrown off of her board. The board was then eaten by a Sharpedo.
Espeon saw numerous Sharpedo coming towards her and started to swim.
Altaria was still on her board because of her tight grip and was still trying to avoid the Sharpedo and Basculin.
Her board continued deteriorating under is was only as big as her body. She saw the Sharpedo leap up and try to bite her as she ducked.
Vanillite was unconscious in the water and the Basculin and Sharpedo proceeded to attack him.
Espeon was on one of the Sharpedo and was steering it towards the island.
"FASTER!" she growled.
The Sharpedo swam faster, with Altaria further away and her surfboard still crumbling away. Espeon landed on the island first and kicked the Sharpedo away.
She saw that Raikou, Entei, Suicune, and Tyranitar were already there.
"How did you get here so fast?!" she shouted.
"Don't ask questions..." said Entei.
"Meh, whatever, I'm in the final three now.." said Espeon.
"Nope...you needed to be on your surfboard when you got here. Which actually means...you're disqualified!"
"WHAT?!" she shouted, confused.
"YES!" Tyranitar cheered.
"The real winner is..."
Altaria floated to the island's beach on her left over board with a sad look on her face.
"Altaria!"
Tyranitar cheered once again.
"What?" she asked. "I thought Espeon won..."
"She didn't win..." said Tyranitar with a smile. "She lost her board and got disqualified!"
"Wait...I won?!" asked Altaria.
"Yes!"
Altaria cheered.
"Alright...it's time for you all to think about who's leaving..." said Suicune.
Espeon rolled her eyes. "Whatever, I can switch the votes..." she said in her head.
"And the greatest thing is...the votes can't be switched out by anything!" shouted Raikou.
Espeon paled as Altaria and Tyranitar smirked at her.
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"All of a sudden they're making the game FAIR?! THAT'S BULLSHIT!"
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Espeon, Altaria, Tyranitar, and Vanillite were all sitting down at the ceremony.
"Alright...final four is about to become the final three..." said Raikou. "Time to see who's leaving."
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"Espeon can't save herself this time..." said Tyranitar.
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"Bye bye Espeon!" said Altaria.
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"This can't be happening..." said Espeon.
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"This...sucks..." said Vanillite.
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"Altaria and Tyranitar, you two are already safe..." said Raikou. "The last one safe is...
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"Wait!" said Vanillite.
"What is it Vanillite?" asked Altaria.
"I...I...I quit..."
Tyranitar, Altaria, and Espeon all gasped. Espeon grinned, while Tyranitar and Altaria looked at him sadly.
"But...why?" ased Tyranitar.
"I have too...I need to get the thing with Wooper out of my head...and I thin that if I do this...my curse will be broken..." he explained sadly.
"You are correct Vanillite..." everyone heard a voice say.
"What was that?" asked Tyranitar.
Suddenly, multiple Pumpkaboo, including a big one and a Slowking appeared. Altaria, Espeon, and Tyranitar jumped.
"What are you guys doing here?" asked Vanillite.
"You have done a gracious deed by paying for your actions on your own..." said the Slowking. "You are a fine young man..."
"Thanks..." said Vanillite with a smile.
The Pumpkaboo and Slowking disappeared, leaving everyone shocked.
"Um...Vanillite...leave..." said Entei.
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Vanillite went to the slingshot and got in.
"Bye Vanillite", said Tyranitar.
"We'll miss you..." said Altaria.
"So long..." said Espeon with a giggle as she started leaving.
Entei launched him, while Tyranitar and Altaria glared at Espeon as she left.
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"She...is dead..." said Tyranitar.
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So much suspense! It was so close! Darn you Pumpkaboo and Slowking! Final three...Espeon, Tyranitar, and Altaria. Place your bets! Who will win? I hope you enjoyed this chapter and I'll see you all next time on Ultimate Total...Pokemon...Island! See ya guys, BYE!
Next time: Unleash the beast inside!
