Chapter 54

DISCLAIMER: Do not own Baka and Test or anything related to it, also do not own Gintama (should any references appear).

A/N: This story has a set deadline, so you will probably be seeing, just once (hopefully), three actual chapters in one week to make up for Friday.

By the way, I want to say this now while I still have the ability to do so.

Hideyoshi is such a liar at the end ^_^.


Story Creation Room

"Well, it has been a while, has it not?" The author asked as she sat at her desk, looking up at the Baka to Test characters that were streaming in from the doorway.

"Running late, again?" Yuuji asked as he went and sat down in his usual spot, lying back on the floor as his hands went behind his head.

The author just ignored him, watching as her favorite couple took their usual spots next to each other. Of course, the two twins weren't actually a couple in the anime, or manga; but did that matter to her? No; of course not! This is FanFiction!

"So, what's happened while we've been on vacation?" Yuuko asked, setting her chin on her hand as she looked her twin sister right in the eyes. "I'm not your twin sister!" She exclaimed, though it did nothing to change the author's position on that subject.

"You have copies of the chapters in front of you, enjoy~" The author told them, a sly smile on her face as she watched the characters pick up the papers and start reading.


After Reading Love

"I... I was rooting for Akihisa and Hideyoshi as a couple..." Akihisa muttered as Yuuji held the boy, comforting him as he lightly sobbed. "I was wanting a sequel where we lived together with a small, happy family!"

"There there." Yuuji muttered, keeping his head turned away from Shouko who was glaring intently, waiting for just one single slip-up so that she could electrocute Yuuji.

Meanwhile, Yuuko and Hideyoshi were still looking down at their copies. Both of them had, of course, finished reading; but neither had said a word or moved an inch. Finally, Hideyoshi looked over at his sister, a blush across his face. "S-sis... I'm flattered and all that you like me so much, b-but... we're siblings..." He looked away, shyly partly covering his lips with his fist.

Yuuko slowly raised her head up, and just as slowly turned it his way. Her face was growing redder by the moment. "H-Hideyoshi, it's just in the story! I don't actually love you l-like THAT! A-and did you not return my feelings in the story!?" She stood up, crossing her arms as her face turned beet red.

"Well... it's just in the story sis..." Hideyoshi turned his head away from her, the blush going darker by the moment. "U-um, sis... by the way, I'm a little afraid of what happens in the next chapter..."

Yuuko grabbed his arm, the hideyoshi's eyes going wide as he looked back up at his sadistically grinning sister. "We can read the next chapter together, dearest brother~"

"S-sis! W-wait!"

After Reading Union

"C-con...summated..." Yuuko was sitting back in her seat, her face pale as she rested her forehead on the table. "T-that... means... I-I had... sex with my... twin brother..." She pressed her head harder down on the table, not knowing if she should yell out in disbelief, start crying in shock and reluctant acceptance, or just start laughing like an idiot in denial.

"M-marriage..." Hideyoshi muttered, his head laying back freely, his eyes blankly staring up at the ceiling. "I-I... married sis..."

As the two twins were in shock, Kouta and the entire FFF Inquisition were all lying on the ground in puddles of blood, holding up white flags after what fantasies they had imagined. Kouta, however, laid with his hands on his chest, his eyes closed, and his flag lying on top of him.

Shouko held up a piece of paper from her place by Yuuji's side. "Yuuji, since Yuuko just married, we should also get married. I caught the flower bouquet at the wedding, so that means we're getting married right away."

"Hold on, what flower bouquet?" Yuuji asked suspiciously as he held up an unconscious Akihisa in self-defense.

"We're getting married." Shouko just said, throwing Akihisa off to the side before grabbing Yuuji's arm and dragging him away as he screamed out for help.

After Reading All the Others

"Hideyoshi..." Yuuko asked as she looked up at the ceiling, one hand on her forehead as the other hung limply at her side.

"W-what is it, s-sis?" Hideyoshi asked as he tried to get all of the incestuous readings he had just read out of his mind. It was strange to read such things about him falling in love with his sister and her loving him back, and the readings left the memories in his mind and sometimes made his thought process turn a little strange... and sometimes even a little hectic. Like, what would he do if she really loved him like tha-

"First, stop your thought process right there." Yuuko told him, her hand now holding hard on Hideyoshi's arm. "Second, I want to make myself clear on this matter: everything that is happening between us in this story, is definitely NOT happening in canon! Do I make myself clear!?" She shouted, standing up and getting right in Hideyoshi's face.

"O-of course, s-sis- h-hey, sis, you're getting a lit- s-sis!" Hideyoshi cried out as he fell out of the chair because of Yuuko, who was dragged down with him since she had ahold of his arm.

Kouta weakly stood back up on his feet, using the white-flag as support. When his eyes caught sight of Yuuko on top of Hideyoshi with their lips locked, the next scene, after a shower of blood, showed him in the grave with only a thumbs-up sticking out.

Hideyoshi's face was crimson red as he felt his sister's lips on his own, the mere touch of them reminding him about everything that had happened in the story, something that only made his face turn darker. He hated to admit it, but he actually felt nice like this - having his sister steal another one of his kisses with her on top of him after having forcefully pushed him down.

Yuuko, not even allowing the author to write about what she was feeling while being on top of Hideyoshi with her lips pressed against his, jumped off of her younger brother, the tips of her ears growing red. She turned her eyes towards the author, her mouth quivering as she spat out her next word. "Y-you!"

ERROR

Please reboot the system...

Please re-re-reboo-boo... boot...

*Static*


H/N (Hideyoshi's Note): U-um... *blush* I-I... *deep breath* I didn't feel anything when sis was kissing me, after all, she's my sister. So... don't believe everything the author makes happen.

Because... I didn't like it...

The feel of her lips... upon mine...

*blush*

D-do you understand? I didn't feel a thing!

K/N (Kouta's Note): "I will die... happily..."