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Minimal fluff 09!

! Three! Two! One! Zero! ! – a series of Youji/Natsuo drabshots

What are drabshots, you ask? They are stories that are longer than drabbles but too short to be considered a one-shot, a term conned by MANKINFAN! Enjoy reading these Loveless drabshots!

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Snip

Snip, snip, snip.

"Do you think Soubi's gonna like the new clothes we've made him?"

Snip, snip, snip.

"Well…he's gotta, cause we're great with scissors."

Snip, snip, snip.

"What the hell are you two doing?"

The Zeros looked up. Around them was a huge pile of Soubi's clothes, snipped and ripped in odd places and even right now, the Zeros were holding each a pair of pants and snipping with their thick, cloth scissors, cutting at the crotch area, the ass area, and the knee area.

"Making you new clothes, you know?" Natsuo answered, with a sly smile.

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Notes: This would happen. You know it would. Review! They make me smile!