Italics indicate thinking

Bold is for attacks


Excel's POV

I just sat in the Basilicom listening to 5pb's music while the others were arguing with each other about who's new console was superior.

"Um Neptune?" Nepgear called out.

"What's up Jr.?"

Nepgear was standing in the door way rapidly looking back and forth.

"Wait but…Neptune…was just…?"

"Full sentences Nepgear." I laughed "What's up?"

I stood up and walked over to the door only to see a Purple Heart there, but Neptune was right next to me.

"There's two Neptuna!" Peashy yelled.

"I didn't know you had a twin!" Plutia gasped.

"Uhh well I don't."

"But why are there two?" IF wondered.

"Well in most stories when this happens-." Neptune started.

The other Purple Heart lifted her sword and smashed the railing on the balcony.

"-They're usually enemies." Neptune sighed.

"…" the Purple Heart lifted her sword.

"Watch it!" I blocked her "She's not planning on staying quite much longer!"

"HAAA!"

Vert dashed by me and stabbed the other Neptune with her spear tackaling her off the balcony.

"Vert!" Nepgear yelled.

As she was falling Vert transformed and flew back up.

"Easy enough."

"RAAH!" Blanc suddenly transformed and jumped in to bat the fake Neptune back "Pay attention you bimbo she's not done yet!"

"…" The Fake Purple Heart lifted up her sword and it crackled brightly with lightning energy "Thunder Edge!"

"Lightning Rod!"

Grey Heart Appeared and took the energy into her mace which made a shuddering noise before the bolt shot back into Purple Heart.

"YAHOO!" Yellow Heart suddenly screeched by like a rocket and tackled the other Neptune in a spear, she spun in the air and slammed them both roughly into the pavement on the street below.

"Cross Combination!"

"Tornado Sword!"

The bad Neptune started swinging wildly and Black Heart was forced to block for us.

"Step aside!" The real Purple Heart appeared and held her hand up "Restrain her!"

"Piercing Stab!"

I flew overhead and threw my trident to it imbedded itself in Evil Heart's feet while Grey Heart slammed her Mace down and surrounded her with earth.

A large glowing sword appeared in the air and started stabbing down towards the evil clone.

"32-bit Mega Blade!"

The sword slammed into the ground violently and exploded into a shimmering dust.

"She's gone." I observed as the clone dissipated.

"But who would create a fake Neptune?" Nepgear wondered.

"That was far to elaborate to just be a small trick." Blanc said "Besides…she was strong."

"She got up after a ton of big attacks." Linda said "That's not good."

"Do you think it's the creepy other you?" Noire asked me.

"I'm not sure." I said.

"Why wait all this time to deploy that?" Vert said "It's likely this world's Excel did not create that clone."

"I wonder if there's one of me." Plutia hummed.

"God help us all if there is." IF shivered.

"Oh do you think there's one of Pea?" Yellow Heart jumped up and down, distracting all of us "I wanna play with myself!"

"Oh yeah!" Vert and I cheered.

"Phrasing!" Nepgear snapped before poking my eyes "Bad Excel!"

"OWWW!"

"You know I just remembered something." Purple Heart said "The Seventh Member of the Seven Sages, the one who popped up on the TV that time."

"What was her name." Noire hummed.

"Rei, Rei Ryghts." Nepgear confirmed "That lady is in our dimension too."

"You mean this woman." Linda said taking out a photo "She was spreading those flyers around again."

"Mommy!" Peashy yelled "That's my Mommy."

"What?" Nepgear said "I thought other me was your Mom?"

"Neither of them are her real parents." IF sighed "So stop calling them that."

"I wonder how she could be evil when Peashy speaks so highly of her." Histoire said.

"Well she thought Robo-suit stalker was her Dad so I suppose anything is possible." Noire shrugged.

"So what's wrong with Rei?" Plutia asked.

"I belie she's the one who originally sent Excel and I here." Purple Heart explained "At that time in that place it was just the three of us."

"You're right." I remembered "And you and I sure didn't send us here, but if it was her how'd she do it?"
"It's a bad habit to speculate on speculation." Vert said.

"What kind of woman is Rei?" Nepgear asked Peashy.

"She's nice, but always nervous." The little girl said "Shivering and stuff."

"Maybe we should as Mister Mouse!" Coma smiled.

"The Robot might know too." Blanc nodded.

"We should meet with her." Noire said "It would be best."

"Yeah but where would we find her?" Nepgear wondered


Later

"Okay thank you for coming to your group reunion." Linda said putting on her best hostess voice "We just have a few simple q-questions for y-you."

"What's with the outfit?" The rat mumbled.

"It's so shameless." Abnes sighed "What a harlot!"

"Why am I wearing this stupid maid uniform!" The green haired girl sobbed "It's totally unessicary."

"Hmph!" Vert gave her a thumbs up.

"You are awful." I sighed "But I agree it looks cute on you."

"We're more alike than we realized." Vert smirked.

"Indeed Not-Really-My-Big-Sis" I nodded.

"I thought you kept the perverted stuff in you HDD form!" Linda cried.

"Hmph!" I gave her a thumbs up.

"SIR!"

"Just get it over with and ask the stupid questions." Noire sighed.

"Okay, um first, Does Rei have strong powers?" Linda asked "If so would she use them for evil? Earlier you answered."

"Mommy's a good lady"

"Come on that's impossible."

"Ridiculous, chu" Linda said making a mouse noise "Is that a joke, chu."

"Unlikely given she's more spineless than a jellyfish."

"And, don't mess with my friend, she's not that kind of woman she has an innocent heart."

"So a unanimous rejection." Noire sighed.

"Seems my intuition was totally wrong!" Neptune smiled.

"Still we eliminated one lead so it wasn't a total waste." Nepgear said being optimistic.

"Don't try and spin in." Blanc said "She was just flat wrong."

"Actually the flat chested lavender head was spot on." A voice sighed.

The TV cut out and a picture of the other me appear.

"Ah it's him!" Neptune yelled "Mother's Basement Dweller version of Excel."

"Harsh." He sighed moving his hair out of his eyes "Darling it's rude to call people names…now move so I can see Noire better."

"Stop making demands of them you grease monkey!" Ultra-Nepgear yelled.

"Hey don't push me!" he yelled fighting with her off screen.

"You two look so cute." Other Rom clapped.

"Gross." Ram rolled her eyes.

"This is why he left the team the first time." Ultra-Uni said sitting in the corner "Cause Nepgear pushes him around all day."

"I think he likes it." Ram snickered.

"Will you three shut up!" the other two snapped.

"How did you even get in here?" Nepgear pouted "I secured all the connection this morning."

"You call that secure." Ultra-Excel smirked "Sweetie that's just sad. Next time have a jammer for your jammer."

"How did I not think of that!" Nepgear scratched her head.

"How nostalgic!" Copypaste cheered "If Rei were here it be a true reunion!"

"Not coming in person, how…like you." Badd said.

"We're a little…preoccupied." The other Me sighed.

"What does that mean?" I wonder.

"Wait back to before." Vert said "What do you mean Neptune was right."

"Exactly what it sounds like fun bags." He rolled his eyes "Rei made that fake Purple Heart."

"Main Character gets it right again!" Neptune cheered "Wait…how was I right?"

"There's no way that's true!" Abnes snapped.

"So Mommy was bad?"

"She's not your Mommy!" we all groaned.

"It's her alright." He nodded.

"Explain." Blanc growled "I'm losing my patience."

"It all started after you took shrimpy there back." He sighed looking bored to have to explain "The five of us skipped out on Little Rei, kicked her out of the Sages base. I wasn't leaving obviously I have lots of important…things here."

He smiled at Noire who shivered.

"I don't even…have the words." She hissed.

"Still Rei came back with Fake CPUs and gave us the boot, rather rudely, luckily I was pulled out of the fangs of death by my friends. Still I wish I could have taken Fake Noire."

"You're welcome by the way." Uni sighed.

"Still before I slipped out Rei told me to say all that last stuff to you." He sighed "I guess she wants guests."

"That indecisive bitch started thinking real highly of herself!" Ultra-Nepgear yelled.

"We should deal with her before she sends more clones." Blanc said.

"Agreed" We all nodded.


Later

"This is the place." I said looking at the entrance.

"How are we even gonna get in!" Linda said "Look who's guarding the front door!"

"This is troublesome indeed." Vert nodded as we saw a copy of Green, White and Yellow Heart were guarding the door.

"Oh seems you've hit a road block already…then allow me, anything for Noire of course."

"Electrostatic Missiles!"

An array of missiles fired from behind us and bombarded the front of the base, eliminating the three clones.

"That's all the help you'll be getting from us." Ultra-Nepgear said sitting on the shoulders of the Anonydeath Suit "You're on your own from here."

"See you later Noire."

"Please no."


Later

"This way I'm sure I heard something." Nepgear said walking around a corner.

"Are you sure?"

"No one ever believes me." Nepgear frowned.

"I believe you." I smiled.

"I heard it too!" Peashy jumped up and down.

"Oh well if Peashy heard it I have no doubts." Vert smiled.

"What the heck!" Nepgear yelled.

"GRAARRRR!"

"Oh it's Mommy!" Peashy pointed "Hi Mommy."

I turned around and saw Rei standing there, a nasty scowl on her face.

"WHAT THE HELL TOOK YOU ALL DAY!" she screeched.

"AHH!" we all gasped.

"Raising your voice at children." Vert sighed "How rude."

"Silence!" she snapped "For you mere CPUs to make me wait…just how pretentious are you!"

"She's super pissed!" Linda gasped "Like more than White Heart."

"She's only pissed of selfishly." Blanc said.

"This woman, she was in our world too." Nepgear said.

"I don't remember her being this…volcanic." Neptune shivered.

"She looks the same." I nodded "But Neptune's right, I remember he being kinda nice to us, certainly not ready to pop like an angry balloon."

"Mommy are you angry?" Peashy asked.

"I'm not your fricken MOTHER!" she snapped "I've never dated an pathetic man and I certainly never gave birth to some annoyance like YOU! Stop treating my like a mother, jeez sorry I didn't get married yet!"

"WAHH! Mommy doesn't like me anymore." The little girl sobbed.

"Hey you made P-ko cry." Neptune said "That's too far you old bag."

"Old?" Linda raised an eyebrow "She looks like…25 tops."

"Who really are you?" Noire asked "And why are you doing this?"

"What do you think this is a game?" Rei scoffed "I won't tell you just cause you asked you brat. AAHH I should have never let you do what you want, I hate myself!"

"She's all over the place!" Linda said.

"She needs serious professional help." I added "She's nearly psychotic."

"What did you call me!" Rei yelled "Everyone is always saying that there's something wrong with me, but I'm fine! I'll show them I'm always right! You're wrong, the world is wrong!"

"She's freaking out!" Noire said.

"I'm worried what's gonna happen if she get angrier." I said.

"I'll have to clean up the mess they made." Rei mumbled "That's right, I'll take care of them and clean them out…yes, then they'll see who's in charge. You're a mistake! You're all wrong!"

"She's scary." Linda shivered having transformed throughout the conversation like most of the others.

"Let's deal with her already." I said transforming "And fear not my sweet shy grey beauty I shall protect you."

"NOW!" Rei grabbed her face "Allow me, to remove you from this world!"

There was a flash of light that surrounded her and when it was gone she had changed outfits, picked up a wand like weapon and gotten scary as hell.

"She's…" Nepgear gasped.

"A CPU." Purple Heart said stoically.

"This just got harder." I sighed.

"IT'S FUTILE!" Rei raised her staff high and let off a glowing blast of magic that knocked us all back.

"HRRA!" Neptune ran in swinging only to be swatted away like a fly.

"Drop Crush!"

"Fighting Viper!"

Noire and Plutia both attack but Rei formed a shield to block there attacks.

"I told you, you're all going to die!"

Rei detonated the shield and blew us back.

"HAAA!" Nepgear let off a blast from her beam-sword.

"Just go AWAY!" Grey Heart cried sending a bunch of rocks forward.

"Useless!" Rei batted their attacks to the side and into Yellow Heart who was trying to fly in.

"Vert!" I slid behind Rei.

"Of course!" she nodded.

We both lined up our spears and jabbed.

"Double Ratnapura!"

"GAH!" Rei groaned.

"She can be hit!" I yelled "Don't lose hope cause she took the early lead!"

"Tanzerin Trombe!"

Blanc spun in place and cut Rei up with her axe.

"Meteor Rain!"

Rei held her staff up and a dozen large flaming rocks fell from the sky.

"Linda!"

"RAAH!" the girl slammed her mace down and the earth grew into spikes and shattered the falling rocks.

"HOW DARE YOU!"

"Crushing Fang!"

Yellow Heart jumped in from the side and slashed Rei.

"GAAHH!"

"HRRA!" Purple Heart dashed by and slashed Rei across the middle.

"This…can't be." The woman groaned falling to her knees "Why…me…"

"Did we get her?" Nepgear wondered.

"Don't let your guard down." Noire warned.

"This is impossible." Rei hissed "UGH!"

Rei's transformation broke and she fell flat on the ground.

"She's out cold!" Linda smiled.

"Mommy!"

"She really did have powers like ours." Noire said.

"She still needs to answer some of our questions." Iris Heart bit her finger.

"Do we have to bring her back?" White Heart hissed.

"We don't have much choice." I sighed "We really need to know more."


AN

Thank you for reading. Feedback is appreciated. Feel free to message me any questions or concerns.

Trying to get the last little bit of the game done soon because I'm getting a new laptop at the end of the summer and I don't want to risk losing the save game in the transfer.

Gonna try and get the last Ultra-dimension chapter done before I leave for a vacation next Saturday.

Till Next Time!