Zak: What's- OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!

Fisk: IT'S SO SHINY!

Komodo: What is it?

Drew: ...I don't see how that's so great...

Doc: Hey,a new frozen yogurt place!

Bex: I love frozen yogurt! Can we go, can we Mom can we go huh huh please?

Zak, Fisk and Komodo: Please? We'll be good!

Drew: *sigh* ...Ok...

Doc, Bex, Zak, Fisk and Komodo: YAY! *run into the frozen yogurt store*

Drew: *follows*

Bex: *walks into someone* Oh, sorry kid.

Zak: *trips* Ow! Hey, who did that?

Grim: What are these guys going here? I thought we were just taking Fred Fredburger out for frozen yogurt. *points at Fred*

Fred: *presses face against display case* I like mint. Mint mint mint.

Doc: Uh... What is that thing?

Drew: Doc, the Grim Reaper!

Grim: Hey, today's my day off. I'm not harvesting your souls today.

Billy: Then whose souls are you harvesting?

Grim: Yours if you don't shut up. *pulls out scythe*

Mandy: You can't harvest the soul of one of your best friends forever, Grim.

Bex: BEASTLY! You're friends with him?

Mandy: *examines fingernails* As I should be.

Zak: NASTY!

Fisk: *licks display case* Hey, this frozen yogurt tastes like invisible!

Fred: Hey, that's my line! He- he stole my line! AAH! *yells ad grabs his head like he's got a brainfreeze*

Grim: Here Fred, why don't I buy you some yogurt? *buys him a yogurt*

Fred: I like frozen yogurt! Yes. *takes the yogurt and sits down*

Billy: What about us?

Grim: Three more please. *gives Billy and Mandy their yogurt* Happy now?

Billy: But I don't like chocolate.

Grim: Shut up or you're gonna get it.

Billy: I LOVE CHOCOLATE! *inhales his yogurt*

Mandy: *shakes head*

Drew: (nervously) We should get out of here... It isn't a good idea to mess with the supernatural.

Zak: Who said we were messing with him?

Drew: *jerks her thumb at Bex*

Bex: *pokes her finger in Grim's eye socket* Whooo... whoooooooooo...

Fisk: *claps* Eat some more! Eat some more!

Grim: *eats more yogurt but it falls out of his mouth* I hate kids.

Billy: Again. *waves his arms wildly* AGAIN!

Komodo: I want yogurt!

Bex: Whoo... *leaves Grim alone* I want yogurt too!

Mandy: You can understand that thing?

Bex: You and Bignose hang out with the Grim Reaper.

Mandy: Touche.

Zak: Let's get yogurt!

Doc: All right, all right, what kind do you want?

Bex: Chocolate!

Zak: Strawberry!

Fisk: Vanilla!

Komodo: Mint!

Doc: Ok, that's... One of each. Drew? *looks at Drew*

Drew: I want some!

Doc: Two chocolate, two strawberry, one vanilla and one mint.

Everybody: *takes their yogurt*

Bex: Hey, where'd that Fred guy go?

Fred: Frere Jaques, frere Jaques, I gotta poo! I gotta poo! Blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah, ding dong FRED FREDBURGER! Yes.

Billy: YES.

Fred: YES!

Zak and Bex: NO!

Grim: *laughs*

Mandy: *shakes head*

Drew: Ok, you got your yogurt. Can we go?

Doc: We shouldn't eat this in the car, we've already done enough to it.

Everybody: *remembers all the things they've done to the car in a brief, handily-placed montage*

[Montage start (is it still a montage if there isn't music or is that a compilation?)]

Bex: Komodo! No! Don't EAT THAT! This is a rental car!

[transition]

Everybody: *runs out of the city*

Doc: That's one car the rental company won't be getting back.

[transition]

Doc: We're skidding into a ditch! Everybody out!

Everybody: *throws themselves out of the car* AAH!

[transition]

Drew: Less talking, more cowering! *shoves the hobo's head down*

Bex: *a hobo-face-shaped dent appears in the ceiling above her, she screams and throws herself at Zak*

[transition]

Doc: *working the car* Screwdriver. *holds out his hand*

Fisk: *hands him the screwdriver* Screwdriver.

Doc: Sandwich. *holds out his hand*

Fisk: Sandwich. *gives Doc his sandwich*

[transition]

Fisk: *sits up in the backseat* Keep it down up there... I got a headache.

[End]

Mandy: Wow. You people are hard on your car.

Grim: You're right- the rental company is NOT gonna want that thing back.

Drew: Oh that's not all of it. Want to see when it was in the police lot or when my brother drove it?

Bex: Uh oh... I spilled my yogurt on myself.

Drew: What? Oh, honey... You got it all over your sweater.

Doc: Maybe we should've eaten in the car.

fred and Billy: *grab Zak's yogurt and run*

Zak: HEY! I was eating that!

Doc: Never mind the yogurt, we're leaving. Drew, do you want to-

Drew: NO! NO NO NO NO NO! WE ARE NOT STOPPING AGAIN FOR A VERY LONG TIME!

Doc: Ok...

Grim: See you when you die! *waves cheerily*

Billy: BYE! *waves wildly*

Mandy: Take me with you...

Bex: You do NOT want to come on this trip.

Zak: So far we've been everywhere but where we're trying to go!

Mandy: I've been to the shadow world, the Underworld, the North Pole, the puppet dimension and places so horrible they would make your precious little ears fall off if I told you what they were.

Billy: General Skarr's yard is horrible?

Mandy: *smacks Billy*

Zak: (nervously) Mom...

Drew: OUT! OUT! EVERYBODY! GO! *pushes everybody out the door*

Everybody: *gets in the car*

Drew: Ok. No more frozen yogurt.

Bex: That's going on the list with 'No more fancy restaurants' and 'Dad can't drive.'

Zak: Dad, write that down.

Doc: *takes a notepad from the glove compartment and writes on it* No more frozen yogurt. Got it.

Bex: The list actually exists?

Fisk: Believe it, sister.

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A/N: Yeah, I had to do this eventually. You know you laughed.

The official title of this chapter was meant to be The Saturdays' Secretly Grim Adventures with Billy and Mandy (and Fred Fredburger). Like it says in the chapter title list, it was too long to type there due to character limiting.