Dear Diary,
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! So to celebrate this fantastic holiday, all of the Nordics (plus Sealand) went to Fright Fest at some American amusement park called Six Flags. I personally wanted to go trick-or-treating this year, but Norge said I'm too old. What a killjoy.
Fright Fest was awesome though. The lines for EVERYTHING were too fucking long, so we just derped around the park. Well, that's a lie: me, Sealand, and Finny went on the carousel. Norway pretended he didn't know me for a while afterwards... He really needs to loosen up!
So if you don't know how Fright Fest works, I'll tell ya. Employees dressed as zombies wander around the park, trying to scare people shitless. I, of course, wasn't scared at all: I'm the king of Scandinavia, and my ax makes their chainsaws and shovels look like kiddie toys (although the more chainsaw guys we saw, the more convinced I became that they weren't just props...) There were a lot of kids running out of the park crying, and I felt bad for them, but I was trying really hard not to laugh at them like Sealand was doing. This one zombie chick shaking a tin can with stuff inside of it shook her can in Sealand's face; he blinked, lunged at HER, then walked away. I find that kinda hilarious, since a group of human teens had ran away from the lady crying just a few minutes earlier. Sometimes, I wanna be Sealand's BFF.
Norge had his usual poker face on, but I knew he was terrified inside. So I walked around with my arm around him, and when he smacked me away I just stood really close in front of him so nothing could touch him. I mean, technically it was against park policy for the zombies to make physical contact with people, but those zombies could be criminals!
And I was right about Norge. He was super chill, until we got close to a guy with a chainsaw. Finland had gone running the second he heard a zombie lunge at someone's feet with a shovel, and Sweden had gone to find him, plus Sealand was dragging Iceland onto the Tea Cups, so it was just me, Norge, and Mr. Chainsaw Guy. He had looked about half the zombies in the eye all day, but when this guy revved up his chainsaw, Norge grabbed my hand and took off running. He didn't scream like pretty much everyone else would've, but I could see in his eyes that he almost shit himself.
In the end, it was a pretty good night: I'd bought cheese fries and a super hero cape, had a conversation with a pirate zombie, beat the all time Dance Dance Revolution high score in the arcade (only to have Norway beat THAT score), and kissed Norge under the entrance to Bizarro.
P.S. I don't care that Norge said I'm too old for trick-or-treating. Tomorrow is Halloween, and I am going with Sealand. My pirate costume is 10 times better than his, anyway.
Dear Diary,
Waking up to find a certain Dane dressed up in a Halloween costume while holding a bag for candy pounding at your door is not fun. He claimed he was going trick-or-treating, but I stopped him and said that we were going to Six Flags. He just stared at me. "The American place?" He had said. No. The Russian place down the street.
And that night, we did go. To celebrate Halloween, Six Flags holds this event called Fright Fest, where a bunch of the employees run around dressed as zombies, trying to scare everyone. A ton of kids ran past us crying, and even the silly teenage girls would run away screaming like hell. Sealand would laugh at them, and I could tell that Denmark was trying not to laugh as well. A zombie woman lunged at Sealand, shrieking, but he just lunged back at her. Okay, yes. that was pretty funny.
And I wasn't scared, most of the time. It wasn't all that scary. Just a bit of fog, people screaming, and insane clowns laughing and chasing you down. No big deal. But I had no freaking idea that there would be men with chainsaws. And those things looked real. And sounded real. But that's what shocked me: The fact that I had been looking at these people all day, and the one that made my heart skip a beat, grab Denmark's hand, and rush away were the ones with the chainsaws. They were terrifying! Don't judge me!
When the rest of us had gotten back together, Denmark got a ton of cheese fries, Sealand got a small cup of hot tea (He's still British, you know), Iceland got a small Sprite, and the rest of us got coffee. Really, my jacket wasn't enough to keep me warm. Denmark simply grinned when I muttered it was cold, then wrapped his arm around me and kissed me full on the mouth. His excuse was that "He would keep me warm with his lips". Okay, Sure.
We stayed there until the park closed, pretty much just hanging out in the stores. Sealand wanted to go into the arcade, and Denmark and I played Dance Dance Revolution against each other (I won, by the way.).
All I know is that I was crazy happy to just jump back into the back seat of the car and relax.
And I didn't fall asleep on Denmark's shoulder, mind you.
~Author's Note~
I like how a while ago, we were discussing typing entries and I said something about how when we got to this, it wouldn't be anything close to Halloween... and it's October 29th right now. Wow, already? HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OUR DEAR FRIEND WHO IS NOT ON FANFICTION. HUGS TO YOU, GABBY~ ...SHITIJUSTREALIZED! I missed my dog's birthday, it was 3 days ago. XDD Shows how much you love your dog. SHUTUPILOVEANGELTODEATH.
Anyways. These events actually happened. True story. Me, of course, being Norway. And we weren't even LARPing, it just...happened. Though while waiting for Bizarro for 3 hours, we did LARP UsUk... But that's irrelevant. What DOES matter is that I did do everything Denmark said he did in that sentence where he said he bought cheese fries and stuff, and I also went on the carousel to KiwiFruit07's utter embarrassment. I disowned her for a whole ten minutes! And yes. I did freak out at the chainsaw guy. Yes. It was the only zombie that freaked me out. AND YES. I poker-faced those zombies.
We've reached our final entry idea before the Big Event, so we can't update until we get more ideas (unless everyone's okay with us getting into the Big Event now). If we don't have an update on Halloween, Happy (early) Halloween! Mm, what she said. XD
-67OtakuGirl24X3
-KiwiFruit07
