~ways to annoy Dimentio~
50. lock Dimentio in the bus with Weegee for 9 minutes and see if he survives. (belongs to yoshi love the idea!) (done! Check *shudders* he's scary)
51. Get O'Chunks mad at him. Dimentio is not allowed to teleport, make his
explodyboxes, or make lightclones. Have fun. Warn him to "Watch out for the meteor." At the very beginning (belongs to AmperDavid ) (XD good times check)
52. a meteor crashes down on his head, before transforming into AmperDavid "They told you to watch out." (belongs to AmperDavid) (XD weird ending. Check)
53. RedVenice dresses up as Michael Myers and chases him around! (belongs to RedVenice) (CHECK! Don't worry its not the real Michael)
54. Play ringtones in his ear.(Not doing it Sorry. BUT ICEFOX HAS!)
55. Arachni should ambush Dimentio Spider-man style (belongs to AmperDavid)
56. Speak BACKWARDS (belongs to That Gamer)
A/N: Hey, lookie here! It's Icefox typing a chapter for once! Hope you like it!
FIFTY FOUR: RINGTONES!
The gang was at a gas station, filling up the gas tank of the bus (what else would they be doing?). Icefox and Acro were inside the building, looking for snacks. Acro piled up sugary candies in her arms whilst Icefox inspected the lower shelves, looking for something. She paused when she saw something black and silver concealed among mounds of Three Musketeers. She pulled it out, and upon seeing what it was, called for Acro.
Acro paused in grabbing some Reeses and turned to her. "What?"
"Look what I found!"
Once Acro moved closer, Icefox waved a beaten-looking iPhone in Acro's face.
"Someone was stupid enough to leave an iPhone here!"
Acro dumped her candy collection in a bag and grabbed the iPhone. "Does it still work?"
"I dunno, I haven't checked."
Acro pressed down on the iPhone, and its screen came to life in a white flash of light. "Yup, it works."
"…Sooooo, you think anyone will miss it if we take it for a bit?"
"Probably, but finders-keepers!"
"Yay! May I ask why you have a bag full of candy?" Icefox inquired, whilst motioning toward Acro's bag of candy.
Acro shrugged. "The Mushroom Kingdom is lacking in our type of candy, so I thought I'd stock up for when we return."
"Oh, okay." Icefox put on a thinking face and took the iPhone back. She scrolled through the pages until she got to the ringtones.
"Hey, Acro?"
"What?"
"You know that ringtone one on the list you chose not to do?"
"Yes."
"I think I could do that with this."
Acro looked at the library of songs. "Wow, that's a large inventory. Yeah, you can do it. Just don't let Dimmy destroy the bus."
Icefox saluted. "Ok, understood."
Just then Dimentio appeared in front of the girls. Icefox pulled a black Notebook seemingly from nowhere and whacked him in the head with it.
"I thought I told you not to use your powers in public," Icefox scolded.
Dimentio rubbed his head and glared at her. "Well, it beats walking here. Anyway, the Count sent me to retrieve you girls like a mother cat would retrieve her kittens."
"Let me pay for this candy and then I'll come."
Acro hefted the bag over to the counter and paid. When she and Icefox were walking back to the bus, she turned towards Icefox and asked why she was searching at the bottom shelves in the first place.
"Well, I was looking for some Jelly Ultrazes."
"Icefox, this is Earth, not the Mario verse. There are no Jelly Ultrazes, whatever they are, here."
Icefox face palmed.
Back on the bus, Icefox decided that it was high time to start. Dimentio was in the kitchen, slurping a Shroom Shake when Icefox walked in. She smiled evilly and took out the iPhone. She scrolled down the lists of songs and chose an appropriate one for the occasion.
Hey!
Om nom nom nom nom
Om nom nom nom nom
Om nom nom nom nom
Hey!
Om nom nom nom nom
Om nom nom nom nom
Om nom nom nom nom
Om nom nom nom nom
Hey!
Om nom nom nom nom
Nom nom nom nom nom nom
Nom nom nom nom nom nom
Om nom Om nom Om nom nom nom nom nom nom
And so it continued, until Dimentio turned and glared at her.
Icefox looked at him innocently "What?"
Dimentio noticed that she had stopped the music, decided not to push his luck, turned away, and continued drinking his Shake.
Icefox decided that it would be best to annoy him later, and walked away.
Acro, who had been booted from the steering wheel again, was lounging in the meeting room with Dimentio. She was listening to her iPod whilst Dimentio was reading a Toad Town newspaper, which said something about an ailment called the Blorbs. It seemed to be quite interesting, for he seemed to be reading intently. Suddenly, Acro's phone started going off.
There is someone calling
Hey!
Your phone is ringing
And!
You better answer
So we don't have to suffer
And hear that someone's calling
HEY!
You're phone is ringing
Come on and pick it up
Or else it won't stop
SO PICK UP YOUR PHONE
Dimentio flinched and looked sharply at Acro, who seemed to not hear it, for her iPod covered up the noise. The song just kept looping; it seemed that the person calling was in a persistent mood. Acro DID notice Dimentio's glare, though.
"What?"
Dimentio pointed at her pocket, in which her phone was residing. She took it out and saw that someone was indeed calling, turned off her iPod, and answered the phone.
"Hey, Acro speaking….Oh, hi Icefox!...Yeah, he looks annoyed….'K, bye!"
Dimentio muttered annoyedly "Icefox…"
When Dimentio was sitting in the living room, staring out the window at the moving landscape (remember, they're in a bus), Icefox made her next move. She scrolled down the list and chose her next song.
I hate my life and I wanna die, I ain't got no iPhone
My heart is breaking thinking suicide, I ain't got no iPhone
I hate my life and I wanna die, I ain't got no iPhone
My heart is breaking thinking suicide, I ain't got no iPhone
Suddenly, Icefox cut off the song.
"Hmm, that song is incorrect, 'cause an iPhone is playing it…." She chose a different one.
This is my ringtone
It's on my iPhone
No you don't have one
You're on Verizon
I waited at line
That's how I got mine
You sat yourself at home
You got no iPhone
Yeah!
Everybody look at me, I got 3G
Everybody look at me, I got 3G
Everybody look at me, I got 3G
Everybody look at me, I got 3G
Everybody look at me Everybody Look at me Everybody Eve-
Dimentio couldn't take it anymore. He yanked the iPhone from Icefox's hands and threw it on the floor with all of the jesterly force that he could muster. The iPhone hurtled toward the floor, landed with a crash, and stopped playing the song. Dimentio sat down, satisfied, and returned to his window-staring, while Icefox developed a horrified look on her face. Just then, the broken iPhone croaked out one last song.
Your iPhone is broken
Your iPhone is broken
You goofed around and dropped it
Now your iPhone is broken
BOOM!
Dimentio put the iPhone out of its misery with one of his boxes of doom. Acro, who heard the explosion, rushed into the room to see a still horrified Icefox, a satisfied Dimentio, and a scorched carpet.
"Hey Icefox?"
"…Yeah?"
"Remember that that wasn't yours."
"…Oh yeah!"
Icefox immediately brightened up. Acro then addressed Dimentio.
"Since you apparently got those anti-magic barriers bracelets off, you're going to Persia to get a new carpet, because you apparently ruined this one. Don't try to escape; we got a tracker implanted in your bloodstream."
Before Dimentio could protest, Icefox got out her own phone and started to play the Cha-Cha Slide. Acro and Icefox smoothly danced out of the room in unison. Dimentio sighed and set off to go purchase a new carpet.
A/N: There ya go! Here's the list of the songs used with links:
Om Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom- h t t p : / / w w w . y o u t u b e . c o m / w a t c h ? v = c Z 0 p 2 o U l Y 9 g
Unnamed DotA ringtone parody- No link, but it's an actual ringtone
I Got No iPhone- h t t p : / / w w w . y o u t u b e . c o m / w a t c h ? v = 9 J J J A Y r Y M c Q
This is My Ringtone- h t t p : / / w w w . y o u t u b e . c o m / w a t c h ? v = v j z J d Y Y J Q m w & f e a t u r e = c h a n n e l
Your iPhone is Broken- h t t p : / / w w w . y o u t u b e . c o m / w a t c h ? v = j D T z 9 d 5 – f q Y
Yes, four of those are Parry Gripp songs. It's not my fault they seemed to fit the chapter so much! You like it? Love it? Are neutral? Hate it? Well whichever one it is, please leave a review! But no flaming, please. Speaking about reviews, this story now has over 100! Congrats Acro! :D
Oh, by the way, I mean NO offense to anybody who has Verizon. I have Verizon, myself.
A/N: So does Acro (becasue Acro is writing this part right here!)
