Chapter 128: Crazy Hand Takes Over

When Master Hand gets sick again, Crazy Hand declares the new boss of the mansion which of course doesn't go well. (808) (TV PG)


It was a cold day at Smash City. Everyone was inside of their house because of that weather.

"Today at Smash City, we're supposed to drop by the mid 30s. So folks, make sure to bring jackets for the next 5 days or so." said the weatherman.

"Dang, today was the coldest in ages," said Donkey Kong.

"I know, right? It's felt great to deal with this weather again," said Diddy Kong.

"Me too," agreed Mr. Game and Watch. "I'm glad it's not summer."

"In this November day," said Rob, referring the fact that it is November 8, 2013.

"Uh, guys, can you lend a hand? I want to get the mail, but it's too cold out there." Master Hand said, floating by.

"I'd to but, our favorite show is on," said Diddy Kong.

"We can't miss this new episode of the Neighbors," said Donkey Kong.

"Or Last Man Standing," said Rob.

"(Sighs) Mario and Luigi? Would you two gladly help me?" asked MH.

"Sorry man, we can't," said Mario.

"Peach also needs help," said Luigi.

"Any one of you lend me a help? I can't freeze myself, guys," said a desperate hand.

"No," said all of them (really).

"Fine! If you all don't care, then I'll get myself even it's only a few miles."

Master Hand floated to the mail and received 10 of them. However, as he came back, he been coughing quite a bit and starts to get sick. He then fainted.

"Master Hand, are you done?" asked Kirby.

No response.

"Uh, maybe he's quiet," said King Dedede.

"No, I guess he's passed out by the cold," said MK.

They opened the door and see he was right about MH's status.

"Holy crap! Master Hand fainted!" Kirby was shocked.

"(gasps) Call the doctor!" said King Dedede.

Meta Knight dials the phone.

"Smash Hospital, we need you. Someone in Smash Mansion is sick," he said.

After the call, the doctor went to the mansion.

"What's the problem, doc?" asked Zelda.

"Well, it's seem like Master Hand is not feeling OK. He is officially cold sick." The doctor gave them the bad news.

"Oh my! Is he's gonna be OK?" asked Sonic.

"He will, once I bring him to hospital and let him be in a warm place," the doctor replied as he brought a blanket to cover MH from the cold.

"Well, thanks for telling us the bad news," said Zelda.

"Wait, so long is MH gonna stay at the hospital?" asked Yoshi.

"Eh, it's depends how long he stays sick," said the doctor. "The more sick he gets, the more day he will stay."

"Well, thank you for coming here," said Zelda.

"And MH, we'll miss you. Get better, OK?" Sonic gave Master Hand a shout-out.

As the doctor left, the Smashers wonders.

"Hey fellas, do you know who's gonna be the new boss here?" asked Snake.

"Definitely not us," said Fox.

"We already tried that three years ago and it's sucked!" said Falco.

"Not it," said Mario and Luigi.

"Well, then who's gonna take over?" Asked Peach.

"Guys, maybe I will," said Crazy Hand.

"What?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!" asked Snake.

"You're crazy hand! No such nincompoop (the kids laugh at the word) take over at something!" said Falco.

"Guys, please. I have a masters degrees. I can handle being the boss," said CH.

"Alright, fine, but if you screw up, then we won't trust you ever again!" said Snake, agitated.

"Easy, Snake," Fox said, trying to relax him.

"I'm sorry, man, but crazy hand can't handle this."

"Snake, I know you're a grumpy bear like I am, but give him a chance, OK?" said Falco. "I won't be grumpy this time."

"AAH, fine," grumbled Snake. "But if his craziness reaches the breaking point, I'm through with his nonsense."

Cut to next scene where Crazy Hand takes over Master Hand's duty.

"I, Crazy Hand, will do good at this," he said.

"I hope, I hope," Snake still grumbles.

"Snake, Snake, please," Fox said, holding him back.

Crazy hand: "Now, now, Snake, just be cool. Even a dumb person can succeed in this."

Snake continues to mutters.

"Anywho, without any further grumbling from a ticked off man, I am gonna be in charge, right now! Ask me and I'll answer." CH said.

"When did you got yourself a masters degree for a crazy person like you?" asked Sonic.

"Well, Sonic, good question," Said Ch as he explained. "A couple years, believe it or not, I finally did something smart that awarded me with this."

"Very awesome," said Luigi.

"Such genius for a dimwit like you to get it," said Falco.

"Now do whatever you were doing earlier," said CH.

"Alright," said Falcon, "master Crazy."

The next day...

"Smashers!" called out CH. "Breakfast's ready!"

"wow, Master...I mean Crazy, you made this?" asked a surprised Kirby.

'Yep, I sure did," CH replied.

"Wow," said Snake, "Man, you're doing well so far. No screwups so far."

The Smashers ate some of the breakfast.

"Eh, it tastes alright," said Link.

"Yeah, we're bird of a feather. What you said, Link," said Zelda.

Snake just has a worried look on his face.

For awhile the Smashers just chilled at the mansion until it was lunchtime. CH made food again.

"Master Crazy...you're making food again?" asked Falcon.

"You bet," said CH. "What do you think of it?"

The Smashers taste the food but it was worse than breakfast.

"Crazy Hand, what's this?!" asked a slightly mad Kirby.

"It tastes like rotten breakfast," said Mr. Game and Watch.

"It tastes like socks!" ROB was disgusted.

"I can explain, maybe I forgot about cooking it?" asked CH.

"Ugh, you better shape up," said Link.

Later for dinner, CH is making the perfect dinner for the Smashers. But the one time he almost try doing that, he forgot something important: the ingredients. Therefore, the foods tasted like garbage.

"That's it, Crazy Hand! I am done! You hear me?! D-O-N-E!" yelled Kirby.

"Yeah, I want Master Hand back," said Yoshi.

Everyone but Peach and Zelda storm off, muttering.

"Girls, what am I gonna do?" asked CH.

"Simple, get Master Hand back," replied Zelda.

"Yeah, I'll do that, but first of all, why do I suck as chef?" asked CH.

"Cause your a hand," said Peach.

"a specific reason."

"Kirby is suppose to be the chef."

"Oh, right. So are you saying that you want me as master anymore?"

"Sorry, Crazy Hand," said Zelda, "but it's looks your master time has quickly runs its course."

"Yeah. We need Master Hand back," said Peach, as she and Zelda walked off.

Crazy Hand feels lonely without his sane brother. So he went to the hospital for a surprise visit.

"Master Hand, looks who decided to pay you visit," said the doctor.

"(gasps) Could it be? Bro, you're visiting me?" asked MH.

"Yep, and I want you back," said Crazy Hand.

"Uh, doctor, can you tell me my health please?" asked MH.

"Bad news, master," said the doctor. "You are gonna be in the hospital for one week."

"Darn it, Master Hand, you couldn't haven't gone in the cold," CH said, about to be upset.

"Relax, don't give me tears. Tell me how much you loves me even though you drive me nuts."

"Alright, Master Hand, as your brother, I love you so much and pray God that you fine by next week."

"Aw, that's sweet," said MH. "Now leave me be until I feel better."

*ONE WEEK LATER*

The mansion is slightly a mess. Yoshi is acting strange lately and so does Fox.

"So, how's Master Hand?" asked Mario.

"Crazy Hand told me that Master Hand is returning today," said Peach.

"Well, that's great news," said Snake. "Now I can enjoy my normal life again."

"Exactly," said Donkey Kong.

"good thing I returned to cooking," said Kirby, "or else Crazy Hand would have made it worse."

"You know it," said Sonic.

"But why is Yoshi is stepping on me?" asked Diddy Kong.

"That's just signs of showing that he's your friend," replied Meta Knight.

"No, MK, he's probably on drugs or something," said Donkey Kong.

"Well, once our true master come back, everything will be back to normal, right?" said Mario.

Everyone nodded.

Later that evening.

The Smashers were holding a welcome back party for their boss.

Once he came, he is surprised by a celebration.

"WELCOME HOME!" yelled everyone.

"Master Hand, it's great to have you back!" said Kirby.

"Let's promise you don't ever get sick again like what happened back three years ago," said Fox.

"Why?" asked Falco.

"Well, Falco, I did research. Hands will die if they get sick 5 times."

"So this is your fourth fever and you got through it?" asked Zelda.

"Yes and I still remember my third fever," said Master Hand.

Everyone laughed.

"Let's eat," said Crazy Hand.

"Alright!" said Luigi.

"Good to be home!' said Master Hand.

The end.