"Come on," a woman in an oversized shirt encouraged, a devious smile on her face. "Wake him up."
Waddling to the tall bed, a girl with midnight locks tapped at a man's face, mumbling what the woman made out to be 'up!' in her cute and undeveloped voice. The man shot his onyx eyes open and once they landed on the two-year-old, he pulled her up onto his lap and smiled.
"Tomato!"
He sighed. "When is she ever going to stop calling me that?"
"Oh please," scoffed the woman. "You're only upset because it makes you hungry and you know I won't make you shit."
His fingers combed through her hair idly. "What's with the shirt babe?"
The woman looked down on the red and white football shirt, marked23andUCHIHAat the back.
"It'scomfy; arrest me why don't ya?"
"No, it just goes to show who you belong to," he smirked.
"Oh, you know full well that isn't the reason jerk," she spat, glaring at him. "It's your birthday."
He blinked. "Really? I hadn't kept track of the days."
"D-da-" struggled the toddler. "D-da-daddy!"
The man satawestruck. "She called me daddy! Did you hear?"
"Well, I didn't think she'd say it on your birthday-"
"You taught her?"
The woman fidgeted slightly. "Happy Birthday Sasuke," she said with a dazzling smile.
Find out what happens, on the sequel toAnything But Fake,coming soon to wattpad.
Expect loads of funny and tearful scenes, and loads more snappy comments from our lovely Uzumaki heroine.
"Are you applying make up?!"
"Oh I'm sorry Sasuke, do you not want me to embrace my gender?" She threw away a tube and yawned. "Don't worry babe; I yawn when I'm interested."
"Kushina-"
"Is not here right now, she's currently attending to her throne in hell. Please leave a message after the beep."
"Well?" He said after the pause. "Where's the beep?"
"Do I look like a telephone to you shitface?"
God I'm so excited!
