Kingdom Crazies

Ch.54 I'm Gonna Bite Your Nose Off

Me: (comes back dragging Axel fanperson by a rope) YOUR TOO HEAVY!

Axel fanperson: (clawing the ground to escape) YOUR OFFENDING MEH!

Me:...If you have come this far on my story, then you should already know your going to get offended in any possible way with what I put in my chapters...GET USE TO IT!

AndromedaGalaxy: It's funny though.

Me: Yeah, in some of my chapters I make fun of myself!

AndromedaGalaxy:...It's true.

Me: No one is perfect!

Riku:...Is this being turned into a lesson?

Me:...Yes.

Sora: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Me:...(ties Axel fanperson to a chair)

Axel fanperson: (is scared as hell and tries not to wet his pants)

Me:...I just realized something...O-O...It seems like all my reviewers want something from me...

Riku: OH GOD! WHAT DO THEY WANT?

Me:...NOT LIKE THAT! SHOCK!

(Riku's shock collar shocks him)

AndromedaGalaxy:...So...What do they want?

Me:...O-O...Publicity.

As they continue to stroll down the blue foot prints they come across a pink fluffy thing lying in front of them.

"OMG? What is that thing?" Yuffie asks.

"I don't know, but what ever it is, I'm starved, LETS EAT IT!" Cloud shrieks, but Aeris pulls him back.

"No, it could have rabies." She whispers in his ear.

The pink thing stands up...

"OMG! IT'S A CAREBEAR!" Leon points and shouts crazily.

The pink carebear giggles.

"HEE! HEE! HEE! You are smart! Einstein Carebear would wuvs YOU!" It hides it's face and blushes.

Most of them back away. Yuffie thinks it's real cute and walks up to it.

"What's your name and what were you doing lying on the ground?" She asks bending over to it, nose to nose, and smiling.

The pink carebear bites her nose off non violently.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" Yuffie screams and grabs the place where her nose use to be.

Her nose grows back. The pink carebear just giggles then talks.

"YOU HAVE TWESSPASSED ON OUR WAND AND YOU SHOULD BE DESTROWYED!" It yells at them cutely and angerly while pointing.

They just laugh at it.

"What are you gonna do?" Leon asks through tears of laughter.

"I'm gonna bite youw noses off!" It hollars.

They laugh louder.

"FWEDDY COUGAR BEAR! ATTACK!" It shrieks and a light green carebear, wearing a Freddy Cougar hat, shirt, and claws jumps down from a tree.

Right when they see it, they laugh even louder.

"JASON BEAR! ATTACK!" The pink carebear shrieks again and a blue carebear dressed up like Jason appears.

They continue to roll around laughing.

"MICHAEL JACKSON BEAR! ATTACK!" The pink carebear continues to shriek and a white carebear dressed like Michael Jackson appears.

They freeze and stare at it.

"Which one of yoos in fiwst?" It asks while doing the moon walk.

They run away screaming like little girls. When they get to one part of the forest, carebears of everykind surround them. They all are giggling evily.

A Brittany Spears carebear runs around them and farts a horrible green gas. It is so powerful and mind numming, it causes them to pass out. When they opened their eyes, they were all tied to a rocket with many rainbows on it.

(back to talking with Sora)

Me: First of all, YES I KNOW IT WAS SHORT...Give me a break...Anyways, Axel fanperson hasn't reviewed yet...Hmmm...He could be either busy, and hasn't read yet, angry because I may have offended him, or he just doesn't care...WAH!

Axel fanperson: (still tied to a chair) I BETTA REVIEW!

Me:...That sounds so FUNNEH! (breaks down laughing)

Sora:...Uuuuh...It wasn't THAT funny.

Me:...(stops)...FINE!

AndromedaGalaxy: As again, NO JAM DON'T LEAVE! (squeezes BlueEyedFun)

Me: AAAAAAAH! YOU WESBIAN! XD

AndromedaGalaxy: (still holding on) I LIKE GUYS I'M JUST GONNA MISS YOU!

Me:...I know...Sniff...Sniffy...Sniffety sniff sniff...SNIFF SNIFFE-

Riku: SHUT UP!

Me: SHOCK!

(Riku is shocked again)

Me:...Sniff.