Know Your Smashers
Chapter 54: Bowser Jr.
A certain Koopa kid was next up in the hot seat.
Know Your Smashers...Know Your Smashers...Know Your Smashers...
"That's right! It's my turn in the seat!"
Bowser Jr...has a secret stash of porn movies.
"No I don't, buddy! I don't have that kind of stuff! What's porn?"
Exactly. You don't even know what porn is, do you?
"Wait, yeah I do! It's all that 'grown up stuff' that Daddy won't let me see!"
Bowser Jr...watches the porn movies behind his father's back.
"No, I don't! My daddy would kill me if he ever sees me with that stuff! This isn't fair! You're supposed to be saying cool facts about me!"
Bowser Jr...Bowser found out about your little stash and now he wants to have a VERY serious talk with you.
"No, please! Not my daddy!"
Suddenly, the door burst down and stomping into the studio was Bowser looking extremely furious. Junior cowered under the seat, expecting his father to give him the ultimate yelling, but when he came over to him, he looked surprisingly calm.
"Son..."
"Y-Yes, Daddy?"
"I just have one thing to ask you. WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING WATCHING PORN?!" Bowser asked angrily, causing the seat to fly away.
"I-I never did anything like that, Daddy! This guy was saying all these lies about me and that's not fair! Why are you listening to that big doo doo-head?!"
Suddenly, a screen suddenly turned on from behind them and it turned out to be actual porn, which only made Bowser even angrier.
Now you know the porn hoarder, Bowser Jr.!
"Daddy, please listen! It's not what it looks like! That TV wasn't there when I got here! I'm getting outta here!" Junior quickly jumped into his Clown Car and began to speed away, not wanting to face his father's wrath.
"Where do you think you're going?! You come back here right now!" Bowser roared as he began to chase after his son.
