ch 53 jesus saves : He saves what? His game of Super Mario Sunshine?

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" me an david sed as we were fallin 2 r deaths.

but den... jesus flu up an caught us! david was in his arms an i wuz in his bak.

"hang on" sed jesus "its gonna be a bumby ride". Not really

den dere wuz a sonic boom an we were flyin away.

"WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" me an david sed. but we spoke 2 soon. vadermort wuz firin dark energy at us lik a machine gun. If they're going at sonic boom speed how can Voldemort fire at them?

"I CANT USE MY HANDS" sed jesus so he put david on da ground an started firin red balls at him. but vadermort wuz catchin up on da dolla bill. Seriously, where are the brooms?

"let me help" i sed an took out my gun an my wand an started shootin bullets an magik at vadermort whu tryd 2 doge dem but cuddnt. What's the points of a wand if you have guns?

"BULLSEYE" i sed.

da dollabill started swervin. but as soon as i sed dat badermort made a big ass ball of dark energy an thru it at us. so jesus made anodder big ass lazor ball an thru it. der wuz a bigass esplosion an we were flung 2 grund.

"I TOLD U" sed vadermort "IM INVINCIBLE! NO 1 CAN DEFET ME AS LONG AS I HAVE DA WISERD STONE!"

but den... just as he sed dat... sum pirate ships started commin down da river... Oh great they're back