The Mega AllStar Fanfiction Royal Rumble
Summary: Three hundred of the best wrestlers and characters (yes, I did say 300) compete in a wild and insane Royal Rumble match featuring two rings, pure insanity, and a huge cash prize.
Disclaimer: I don't own WWE, IMPACT Wrestling, Lucha Underground, Ring of Honor, New Japan Pro Wrestling, FOX network, CBS, Mattel, Hasbro, Capcom, Universal Pictures, Paramount Pictures, TBS, or any company whatsoever.
Myself and UltimateWarriorFan4Ever created the list of entrants. But, UltimateWarriorFan4Ever helped me with eliminations and everything else.
Rated T for wrestling violence and language.
This is a special request for Jeff Hardy Fan VR1.
Chapter 53: Boxing Hard and Getting High
The fans then started to count down to the next entrant.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entrant #256: Kurenai Yuhi (Naruto/Naruto: Shippuden)
Out of the stage came the leader of Team 8, Kurenai Yuhi, as the fans gave her a standing ovation.
"We have another ninja looking to make an impact," JBL said.
"Entrant two hundred and fifty-six is Kurenai Yuhi, from Naruto," Michael Cole said.
Kurenai runs down the ramp and she enters the ring, she then gives Bridgette a roundhouse kick to her face.
"Roundhouse kick and down goes Bridgette," Jerry Lawler said.
Then, Kurenai sees Luke Skywalker coming and gives him a hip toss.
"Now a hip toss onto Luke," JBL said.
Then, Kurenai grabs Mai Shiranui by the arm and then she gives her a series of kicks to the face.
"Kurenai is unloading kicks onto the face of Mai," Michael Cole said.
After four kicks, Kurenai takes down Mai with a spinning heel kick to the face.
"And that fifth kick was enough to take down Mai," Jerry Lawler said.
In ring two, Sheldon Cooper lifts up Austin Aries in a powerbomb position and after a few seconds, Sheldon throws Austin Aries into Hunter Huntsman and Monty Monogram, taking the three guys down.
"Wow, that's amazing from Sheldon, he throws Austin Aries and he takes down Monty and Hunter," JBL said.
Steven Hyde and Anne Maria then grab Sheldon and give him a double exploder suplex.
"Double exploder from Steven and Anne Maria, taking Sheldon down," Michael Cole said.
In ring one, Kurenai tosses Magnus over the top rope, but he grabs onto the top rope for safety and remained on the apron.
"Magnus avoids the elimination at the moment," Jerry Lawler said.
Suddenly, Kurenai nails Magnus with a pele kick, knocking him off the apron and onto the floor, eliminating him from the match.
"Kurenai uses her ninja skills to score her first elimination," JBL said.
225th eliminated: Magnus, by Kurenai Yuhi, Duration-5:33
As Magnus left the ringside area, Batman grabs Kurenai from behind and gives her a release German suplex.
"German suplex from Batman onto Kurenai," Michael Cole said.
In ring two, Daniel Bryan and Johnny Mundo were giving Austin Aries a series of kicks to the chest.
"Look at Daniel and Johnny, kicking Austin Aries right into the chest," Jerry Lawler said.
After ten kicks to the chest, Daniel and Johnny give Austin Aries twin kicks right into the sides of Austin Aries' head, taking him down.
"Brutal kicks from Johnny and Daniel and Austin Aries might be out cold," JBL said.
With Austin Aries down and with fights happening in the two rings, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron, which means another person was going to enter the match.
"Who's coming into the match next," Michael Cole said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entrant #257: Kazuchika Okaka
Then, it started to rain money all over the stadium as the next entrant appear on the stage, it was IWGP World Champion, Kazuchika Okada, who came out to a great ovation from the crowd,
"Well it's certain that these people like our next entrant," Jerry Lawler said.
"Representing New Japan Pro Wrestling, it is Kazuchika Okada, who's entrant two hundred and fifty-seven," JBL said.
Kazuchika then runs down the ramp and he enters the ring, just as he enters the ring, Angry Grandpa grabs one of the bills from the ring and he notices it is fake.
"What, this piece of sh*t is fake, I f*cking hate Japan, I f*cking hate their wrestling, and I f*cking hate that piece of sh*t known as Kazuchika," Angry Grandpa said in a pissed off mood.
Then, Angry Grandpa grabs his wrench and tries to hit Kazuchika with it, but he manages to duck the shot.
"Kazuchika ducks the wrench," Michael Cole said.
Kazuchika grabs Angry Grandpa by the wrist and nails him with a Rainmaker.
"Rainmaker on Angry Grandpa from Kazuchika," Jerry Lawler said.
In ring two, Rey Mysterio dropkicks Randy Orton onto his back, and Randy hits the middle ropes and rests up against the middle ropes.
"Randy is up against the ropes, we might see a 619," JBL said.
Rey then bounces off the ropes and then he runs up and gets Randy with a 619, knocking him onto his back.
"619 connects onto Randy," Michael Cole said.
Then, Rey jumps onto the top rope and gives Randy a splash.
"Now Rey hits a splash on Randy," Jerry Lawler said.
In ring one, Maddie Rooney was giving out hard slaps to the chest of Tyler James in the top right corner of ring one.
"Maddie is just lighting up chops to Tyler," JBL said.
After ten slaps, Maddie lifts up Tyler on the top rope on the top right corner of ring one, then she climbs up to the top rope as well.
"What is Maddie going to do up on the top rope," Michael Cole said.
Then, Maddie grabs Tyler by his head and gives him a diamond cutter off the top rope and onto the mat as the fans went crazy for that move.
"Top rope diamond cutter, Maddie and Tyler might be out cold from that move," Jerry Lawler said.
With Maddie and Tyler down and with fights happening in the two rings, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron, which means another person was about to enter the rumble.
"Who's about to come out next," JBL said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entrant #258: Michael Kelso (That 70's Show)
With smoke appearing on the stage, out of the stage came Steven's friend, Michael Kelso, who came out to a standing ovation from the crowd.
"Steven wasn't the only one smoking something before the show," Michael Cole said.
"Michael Kelso, from That 70's Show, is entrant two hundred and fifty-eight," Jerry Lawler said.
Kelso then runs down the ramp and he enters the ring, he then gets Mai and Kurenai with a running double dropkick.
"Running double dropkick by Kelso," JBL said.
Kelso gets up and nails Trent with a clothesline.
"Now a clothesline on Trent from Kelso," Michael Cole said.
Kelso then sees Batman coming, and gives him a quick powerslam.
"Kelso hits a powerslam on Batman," Jerry Lawler said.
In ring two, Randy starts to ram Deadpool's head into the top left corner of ring two.
"Randy is ramming Deadpool's head in that corner," JBL said.
"Why, is, this, corner, so, hard, it, is, annoying, me," Deadpool said as his head hit the corner each time.
After the tenth ram, Randy turns Deadpool around and gives him an RKO.
"RKO on Deadpool," Michael Cole said.
Randy gets up and sees Dean Ambrose coming, then he gives him an RKO.
"RKO, this time on Dean," Jerry Lawler said.
In ring one, Chris Jericho sees Tyler getting up from that superplex, so Chris runs up and nails Tyler with a codebreaker, knocking him down again.
"Jericho takes out Tyler with a codebreaker," JBL said.
Chris gets up, then he runs up and leaps to the middle ropes, then he gets Tyler with a lionsault.
"Lionsault on Tyler," Michael Cole said.
In ring two, Hunter lifts up Anne Maria, looking for a powerbomb on her, but Anne Maria was firing back with punches to Hunter's head.
"Anne Maria is trying to fight back in the rumble," Jerry Lawler said.
After five punches, Anne Maria gives Hunter a hurricanrana, that move ends up sending Hunter into Monty, hitting him with a spear.
"That hurricanrana on Hunter leads him to get a spear on Monty," JBL said.
As Hunter got up and with fights happening in the two rings, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron, which means another person was about to enter the rumble.
"Who's entering the rumble next," Michael Cole said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entrant #259: Jimmy Preston
Out of the stage came Jimmy Preston of Northeast Wrestling, he came out to a very mild response from the crowd.
"Who's this guy, I never seen him before," Jerry Lawler said.
"That guy is Jimmy Preston, representing Northeast Wrestling, and he's entrant two hundred and fifty-nine," JBL said.
Jimmy then runs down the ramp and he enters the ring, he then gets Alexis Rhodes with a clothesline.
"Clothesline on Alexis," Michael Cole said.
Then, Jimmy nails Maddie with a clothesline as well.
"Now a clothesline on Maddie by Jimmy," Jerry Lawler said.
Jimmy then kicks Luke in the ribs, hooks his arm around his neck, and Jimmy gives Luke a suplex.
"Suplex on Luke," JBL said.
Meanwhile in ring one, Mick Foley gets Angry Grandpa with a mandible claw as the fans were cheering for the move.
"Mandible claw, Mick has the mandible claw on Angry Grandpa," Michael Cole said.
Then, Mick shoves Angry Grandpa towards the ropes, then he shoves him over the top rope and onto the floor, as the fans gave a mix response for that elimination.
"Mick has eliminated Angry Grandpa from the match," Jerry Lawler said.
226th eliminated: Angry Grandpa, by Mick Foley, Duration-33:20
As Angry Grandpa got up, he starts to knock down the refs with punches to the face.
"Angry Grandpa is just going ballistic at ringside," JBL said.
Then, Angry Grandpa sees Tyler pushing Mick to the ropes, so Angry Grandpa climbs up to the apron and pulls the back of Mick's hair and pulls him over the top rope and onto the floor as the fans were booing for that unfair elimination.
"That's unfair, Angry Grandpa costs Mick the rumble match," Michael Cole said.
227th eliminated: Mick Foley, by Angry Grandpa, Duration-16:30
As Mick got up, Angry Grandpa and Mick start to give each other fists to the face.
"Look at this punch out, this war is not over yet," Jerry Lawler said.
After ten seconds, the two guys start to punch up the aisle and onto the stage. Then, Mick slams the head of Angry Grandpa into a part of the Titantron stage, then they head into the backstage area.
"Thank god that is over, we don't want anymore riots here in the rumble tonight," JBL said.
With that fight being over and with the brawls happening in the two rings, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron, which means another person was about to enter the match.
"Who's going to enter the rumble next," Michael Cole said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
With "Gonna Fly Now" playing throughout the stadium, the fans start to sing along as the next entrant came out on the stage, and that entrant was...
Entrant #260: Rocky Balboa (Rocky)
"OH MY GOD, IT'S ROCKY," Jerry Lawler screamed with excitement.
"Rocky Balboa is entrant two hundred and sixty in the rumble," JBL said.
As Rocky was on the stage, fireworks start to go off and one set of fireworks spells "Rocky" in the air.
"What a grand entrance that Rocky had just made," Michael Cole said.
As Xander was distracted by the entrance, Kelso comes from behind and throws him over the top rope and onto the floor, as the fans were in complete shock over this elimination.
"XANDER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED," JBL screamed in shock.
"That distraction by Rocky cost Xander the rumble," Michael Cole said.
228th eliminated: Xander, by Michael Kelso, Duration-12:10
As Rocky ran down the ramp and he enter the ring, Xander looks under the apron and pulls out a guitar.
"I think Xander is not done here yet," Jerry Lawler said.
Xander then hops on the apron and nails Kelso with the El Kabong, breaking the guitar into pieces and sending Kelso down onto the mat as the fans cheer for the move.
"El Kabong, justice has been served by Xander and his guitar," JBL said.
As Xander got off the apron and left the ringside area, in ring one, Rocky starts to nail people in ring one with boxing shots right into their faces. He hits Maddie, Batman, Luke, Trent, Tyler, Austin Moon, Twilight Sparkle, Jimmy, Kazuchika, and Kurenai, taking them all down.
"Look at Rocky, it is like he's in a boxing match for his life," Michael Cole said.
In ring two, Davey Richards gets Jin Kazama with a hurricanrana.
"Hurricanrana on Jin by Davey," Jerry Lawler said.
As Jin got up, Davey runs up and gets Jin with a running dropkick to the side of the skull, taking him down.
"What a brutal dropkick and Jin might be concussed," JBL said.
In ring one, Mai lifts up Alexis and gets her with a powerbomb.
"Powerbomb on Alexis by Mai," Michael Cole said.
Then, Mai lifts up Alexis onto the top rope on the top right corner of ring one, then Mai nails Alexis with a kick to the side of the skull, knocking Alexis off the top rope and onto the floor, ending her rumble run.
"That was a brutal landing and Alexis is out," Jerry Lawler said.
229th eliminated: Alexis Rhodes, by Mai Shiranui, Duration-8:42
As Alexis left the ringside area, in ring two, Kelso and Steven nails Johnny with three punches in the row. Then, they hook Johnny's arms around their necks, and then they give him a double suplex.
"What a double suplex from the 70's duo on Johnny," JBL said.
As Steven and Kelso got up and with fights happening in the two rings, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron, which another entrant was about to enter the chaos.
"Who's entrant two hundred and sixty-one," Michael Cole said.
To be continued…
Only forty people remain to enter the rumble and it is getting more intense by each entrant coming out. But, will anyone be able to survive the rumble, we will have to wait and see. Anyway, here are the stats after this chapter.
Entries gone through this story: 260
Entries left: 40
People in the ring: 31
Eliminated competitors: Barry Eisenberg, Heath Burns, Rikishi, Christie Monterio, King Barrett, Rob Van Dam, PJ Black, Bobby Roode, Michael Bennett, Lelouch Lamperouge, Chris, Rhyno, Courtney, Mark Henry, Ash Williams, Zack Ryder, Dan Hibiki, Mojo Rawley, Farkle Minkus, Leela, Hernandez, Tyler Breeze, Honky Tonk Man, Jeremy Buck, El Torito, Angélico, Tommy Dreamer, Morrigan Aensland, Psymon Stark, Vincent Valentine, Tourette's Guy, Pentagon Jr., Jack Swagger, Eric Young, Naruto Uzumaki, Rangiku Matsumoto, Eric Forman, AJ Styles, R-Truth, Finn Balor, Joey Gladstone, Luke Harper, The Nostalgia Critic, Bram, Pac-Man, Bender, Jill Valentine, Son of Havoc, Sunset Shimmer, Pacifica Northwest, Eric Cartman, Chris Redfield, Viktor, Ally Dawson, Captain America, Ron Zombie, Sexy Star, Naldo Montoya, Mitsurugi, Simon Gotch, Aiden English, Mr. Anderson, Penny, Donkey Kong, New Jack, Alan Harper, Matt Morgan, The Green Arrow, Tajiri, The Big Show, Bubba Ray Dudley, "Razor" Jake Clawson, The Miz, Falco Lombardi, Jimmy Uso, Kevin Owens, King Cuerno, Eva, Jeff Jarrett, Wolverine, Jessie Godderz, Booker T, D'Angelo Dinero, Brian Kendrick, Shinsuke Nakamura, Bo Dallas, Kurt Angle, The Sandman, Heihachi Mishima, Mil Muertes, Matt Sydal, Patrick Star, Roman Reigns, Al Bundy, Frankie Kazarian, Marco Diaz, Star Butterfly, Dalton Castle, Cid Highwind, Ed, Edd, Duncan, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, Jesse Katsopolis, Matt Taven, Iori Yagami, Luigi, Dean Winchester, Mario, Knuckles the Echidna, Texano, Steve Urkel, Jay Briscoe, Darkwing Duck, Ethan Carter III, Wreck-It Ralph, Homer Simpson, Jake "The Snake" Roberts, Tyrus, Awesome Kong, Hiroshi Tanahashi, Lashley, Big Ryck, Dolph Ziggler, Roderick Strong, Guile, Abyss, SpongeBob SquarePants, Neville, Danny Tanner, Sabu, Triple H, Bud Bundy, Shelby Marcus, Caleb Konley, The Flash, Jay Lethal, Seth Rollins, Shikamaru Nara, Aster Phoenix, Max Buck, Apple White, Flash Sentry, "T-Bone" Chance Furlong, Sheamus, Sin Cara, Maxi, Sami Zayn, Daring Charming, Liv Rooney, Sting, Eddie Winslow, D-Von Dudley, Kenny King, Heather, Kyo Kusanagi, Hulk Hogan, Byakuya Kuchiki, Snake Plissken, Lightning, Blondie Locks, Rusev, Link, The Undertaker, Leonard Hofstadter, Matt Hardy, Curtis Axel, Cody Lambert, Justin, Sparrow Hood, Enzo Amore, Rockstar Spud, Adam Rose, Bart Simpson, Bull Dredd, Sub-Zero, Gunner, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, Cage, Fry, Drago, Konnor, Sonic The Hedgehog, Big E, Cloud Strife, Diamond Dallas Page, MVP, Hideo Itami, Ashlynn Ella, Brian Anthony, Leshawna, Aero Star, Chavo Guerrero, King Leonidas, Darren Young, Cedric Alexander, Kazuya Mishima, Scorpion, Ryback, Dawn, D.J, Charlie Harper, The Rock, Rouge The Bat, The Godfather, Barret Wallace, Cesaro, Fenix, Jack Evans, Blue Demon Jr., Ichigo Kurosaki, Pickleboy, John Cena, Abbey Bominable, Dipper Pines, Bray Wyatt, Damien Sandow, Stardust, Kitana, Kofi Kingston, Robbie E, Porter Geiss, Liu Kang, Magnus, Angry Grandpa, Mick Foley, Xander, and Alexis Rhodes.
Still in the match: Trent, Tyler James, Johnny Mundo, Austin Moon, Hunter Huntsman, Dean Ambrose, Steven Hyde, Anne Maria, Sheldon Cooper, Daniel Bryan, Austin Aries, Geoff, Maddie Rooney, Batman, Twilight Sparkle, Deadpool, Randy Orton, Rey Mysterio, Bridgette, Invisi Billy, Luke Skywalker, Mai Shiranui, Chris Jericho, Monty Monogram, Jin Kazama, Davey Richards, Kurenai Yuhi, Kazuchika Okada, Michael Kelso, Jimmy Preston, and Rocky Balboa.
Longest time in the ring: Trent (Two hundred and fourteen minutes and counting.)
Shortest time in the ring: Adam Rose (1.7 seconds)
Most eliminations: Leshawna (nineteen eliminations)
Will Trent have any strength left in the rumble?
Will Michael Kelso and Steven Hyde continue their partnership?
And will Rocky keep using his boxing skills to survive the rumble?
You have to tune in to find out.
