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De-Ji: Yay Takono!!
Luffy and Suta: (gets my flaming chainsaw) KILL CANADA!!
Luffy and Suta: WHOO!! TO THE COTTON CANDY STAND!!
Nami: NO! NO! NO! TO CANDA YOU BAKAS!!
Luffy and Suta: Oh right! TO CANADA!!!
Luffy: After we get more cotton candy!!
Suta: Right!
Luffy and Suta: (calmly walks to cotton candy stand)
Zoro: yes...YOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYO!!
Zoro: (ignores Takono) I'm bored.
De-Ji: Zoro! That was rude!
Zoro: grr… fine. Yo.
De-Ji: (crosses arms) that's better.
Luffy and Suta: (jumps into the scene)
Zoro: Make one noise and you're dead. (has his hands on his katanas)
Luffy and Suta: (slowly edges form the scene)
Sanji:(slaps self in face) forgetful baka... ahh, i wont bother to
kill...
Sanji: to kill? … scary. TAKONO-SWAN IS BEAUTIFUL WHEN SHE'S SCARY!! MELLORINE MELLORINE!!
Luffy and Suta: SMORES!! AND HONEY TOO!!
Luffy and Suta: HONEYYYYY!!!!! (stops and thinks for awhile) (looks at each other) O.O (blushes)
Sanji: (puts ketchup on neck) OH NOES! IM BIT! (falls)(plays dead)
Sanji: AHHH! TAKONO-SWAN!!! (runs over and gives Takono cpr)
Sanji:(suddenly gets cpr then blushes) i was only PLAYING dead...
Sanji: oh…
Zoro: (sneaks up behind Sanji) WEDGIE!!!! (gives Sanji and enormous wedgie and hangs his underwear from the mast) (laughs evily)
De-Ji: nice! (laughs evily with Zoro)
Luffy: (hugs luffy too) :D i like pie
Luffy: Any interaction on Suta's property is a violation and has dire consequences.
De-Ji: O.o those are some big words for Luffy…
Everyone-Luffy: O.O NANI????!
Everyone-Luffy and Suta: (looks at Suta)
Suta: WHAT??? I DIDN"T SAY THAT!!
Luffy: (big smile) I was just kidding! Fooled you all!!
Suta: (laughs hysterically)
Everyone-Luffy and Suta: (starts beating up Luffy and yelling at him)
De-Ji: next is… K10!!
K10: O.O You mean I'm not a loner when it comes to eggnog?? All my friends(at school) hate the stuff!!
Everyone: (looks up from chugging egg nog) who couldn't like it?
Luffy: Who couldn't like this stuff???
Suta: It should be a crime!!!
Luffy and Suta: (starts acting out a scene where someone doesn't like eggnog is being arrested)
Zoro: (is in a corner where nobody can see) (eggnog moustache) :D (mutters to self) yummy yummy…
Luffy and Suta: HE HAS MORE EGGNOG!! GET HIM!!!
Zoro: GAHH!! (runs off the deck) HA!! YOU CAN'T GET ME NOW!!
Luffy and Suta: … … (jumps in ferociously)
Zoro: AHHH!! MINE!!
Luffy and Suta: (glug glug)
Zoro: I'm not saving them!
De-Ji: (menacing glare)
Zoro: FINE!!! (dives in)
Zoro:(blinks) theres another one in it's place...
Zoro: really? (looks up) GAH!! Don't let De-Ji see it! (tries to cover it up with his hands)
De-Ji: hey Zoro, whatcha doin'?
Zoro: nothing…
De-Ji: ooh! Another one! it's pretty Zoro! (walks off innocently)
Zoro: phew…
Sanji: (tries to sneak up behind Zoro)
Zoro: (opens one eye) I hear you.
Sanji: WHAT?!!
Zoro: (jumps up and sticks his finger in his mouth and thrusts his finger into Sanji's ear and twists it) WET WILLIE!!!
Sanji: OH GROSS!!! (runs to the kitchen to clean out his ear) (a little while later comes outside again and glares at Zoro)
Sanji:...um..(lay's down cards that total 18 also)
Sanji: wow… rematch?
De-ji: meh, just alittle. I guess it's a wound that's with me for a good
ammount of my life.
De-Ji: I would kill my knee.
Zoro: what?
De-Ji: not literally, but I would hate it.
Zoro: (edges away slowly)
(hear in background)
Luffy: (western accent) I'm taking you in by order of the sheriff!
Suta: No! I didn't do it I tell ya!
Luffy: Burning eggnog is serious crime lady in these here parts!
Suta: (somehow behind bars)
Luffy: That'll learn ya!! Ten decades in jail!
Nami: THAT'S UNREASONABLE!!! (punches Luffy)
Suta: (still western accent) Sheriff! You ok??
Nami: AND DROP THE STUPID ACCENT!!!
Luffy: I wasn't finished…
Nami: Fine. Finish the stupid play!
Luffy: ahem!... That'll learn ya!! Ten decades in jail! Either that or a kiss!
Announcer: (pops out of no where) tune in next time to see what Suta will do!!
Luffy: MM! (pouty face) I wanna know now!!
Nami: WHERE DID HE COME FROM!!
Announcer: To be continued now!!
Nami: THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE!!
Suta: uhh! …uhh!…. I HAVE MADE MY DECISION!!
Nami: OUT WITH IT ALREADY!!
Suta: A kiss!
Luffy: yay!
Zoro: (whispers to De-Ji) He's turning into Sanji!
De-Ji: (giggles)
Suta: (kisses Luffy on the cheek)
Luffy: ohh…
Suta:S (kisses on lips) :D
Luffy: WHOO HOO!!
Zoro: THAT WAS TOO LONG!!
De-ji/Zoro: No problum, I've just never seen someone freakout that much cer
being right! Are we all still dressed up n our halloween costumes?(just as a
side question/...)
De-Ji and Zoro: XD
De-Ji: (gasps) HE SMILED!!! Awww kawaii! (glomps Zoro)
Zoro: GAH!! Get off me! (mutters to self) and people wonder why I don't like to smile…
De-Ji and Zoro: (unglompage) (look at their costumes) just makin' sure… yep!
Sanji: I've been known to be kind, Sanji-kun.
Sanji: (blushes from embarrassment of not knowing) …
Robin/Nami: Ah, she ran away. But I don't know her hiding spots, can you help me look for her??
Robin: (giggles) how about behind captain-san?
(hears in background: Ah!)
De-ji and Zoro: (clicks send button on email on a laptop that appeard outta
no where) "What now?" indeed... (smirks)
De-Ji and Zoro: (fall on knees and scream dramatically) NOOOOO!!!!!!! (get up) oh well.
De-Ji: here's a newbie that goes by the name of Blue-Hat Jack.
Blue-Hat Jack: I have a question for Brook, Perona and Shanks.
Everyone: ok…
Brook: Now that you have your shadow back, are you going to join the Straw
Hat Pirates?
Brook: I'm not sure yet, but I've been thinking on it.
Shanks: What's it like having one arm?
Shanks: It's a bit annoying, but you get used to it! (smiles) a toast to…. LUFFY AND HIS NAKAMA!! (thinks) and especially to Luffy's girlfriend I never thought he'd get one!
Zoro: (lifts up beer mug) KANPAI!!
De-Ji: no drinking 'til you're 21!!
Zoro: I don't care! (chug chug chug) ahhh….
Everyone else: (not beer but fruit smoothies) KANPAIII!!!
Perona: You gothic .
Perona: …maybe…
De-Ji and Suta: just a note to everybody... and I don't mean to be rude or anything, but this is for the Straw Hat Crew only... not just ask anybody you want, ok?
