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De-Ji: Yay Takono!!

Luffy and Suta: (gets my flaming chainsaw) KILL CANADA!!

Luffy and Suta: WHOO!! TO THE COTTON CANDY STAND!!

Nami: NO! NO! NO! TO CANDA YOU BAKAS!!

Luffy and Suta: Oh right! TO CANADA!!!

Luffy: After we get more cotton candy!!

Suta: Right!

Luffy and Suta: (calmly walks to cotton candy stand)

Zoro: yes...YOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYO!!

Zoro: (ignores Takono) I'm bored.

De-Ji: Zoro! That was rude!

Zoro: grr… fine. Yo.

De-Ji: (crosses arms) that's better.

Luffy and Suta: (jumps into the scene)

Zoro: Make one noise and you're dead. (has his hands on his katanas)

Luffy and Suta: (slowly edges form the scene)

Sanji:(slaps self in face) forgetful baka... ahh, i wont bother to

kill...

Sanji: to kill? … scary. TAKONO-SWAN IS BEAUTIFUL WHEN SHE'S SCARY!! MELLORINE MELLORINE!!

Luffy and Suta: SMORES!! AND HONEY TOO!!

Luffy and Suta: HONEYYYYY!!!!! (stops and thinks for awhile) (looks at each other) O.O (blushes)

Sanji: (puts ketchup on neck) OH NOES! IM BIT! (falls)(plays dead)

Sanji: AHHH! TAKONO-SWAN!!! (runs over and gives Takono cpr)

Sanji:(suddenly gets cpr then blushes) i was only PLAYING dead...

Sanji: oh…

Zoro: (sneaks up behind Sanji) WEDGIE!!!! (gives Sanji and enormous wedgie and hangs his underwear from the mast) (laughs evily)

De-Ji: nice! (laughs evily with Zoro)

Luffy: (hugs luffy too) :D i like pie

Luffy: Any interaction on Suta's property is a violation and has dire consequences.

De-Ji: O.o those are some big words for Luffy…

Everyone-Luffy: O.O NANI????!

Everyone-Luffy and Suta: (looks at Suta)

Suta: WHAT??? I DIDN"T SAY THAT!!

Luffy: (big smile) I was just kidding! Fooled you all!!

Suta: (laughs hysterically)

Everyone-Luffy and Suta: (starts beating up Luffy and yelling at him)


De-Ji: next is… K10!!

K10: O.O You mean I'm not a loner when it comes to eggnog?? All my friends(at school) hate the stuff!!

Everyone: (looks up from chugging egg nog) who couldn't like it?

Luffy: Who couldn't like this stuff???

Suta: It should be a crime!!!

Luffy and Suta: (starts acting out a scene where someone doesn't like eggnog is being arrested)

Zoro: (is in a corner where nobody can see) (eggnog moustache) :D (mutters to self) yummy yummy…

Luffy and Suta: HE HAS MORE EGGNOG!! GET HIM!!!

Zoro: GAHH!! (runs off the deck) HA!! YOU CAN'T GET ME NOW!!

Luffy and Suta: … … (jumps in ferociously)

Zoro: AHHH!! MINE!!

Luffy and Suta: (glug glug)

Zoro: I'm not saving them!

De-Ji: (menacing glare)

Zoro: FINE!!! (dives in)

Zoro:(blinks) theres another one in it's place...

Zoro: really? (looks up) GAH!! Don't let De-Ji see it! (tries to cover it up with his hands)

De-Ji: hey Zoro, whatcha doin'?

Zoro: nothing…

De-Ji: ooh! Another one! it's pretty Zoro! (walks off innocently)

Zoro: phew…

Sanji: (tries to sneak up behind Zoro)

Zoro: (opens one eye) I hear you.

Sanji: WHAT?!!

Zoro: (jumps up and sticks his finger in his mouth and thrusts his finger into Sanji's ear and twists it) WET WILLIE!!!

Sanji: OH GROSS!!! (runs to the kitchen to clean out his ear) (a little while later comes outside again and glares at Zoro)

Sanji:...um..(lay's down cards that total 18 also)

Sanji: wow… rematch?

De-ji: meh, just alittle. I guess it's a wound that's with me for a good

ammount of my life.

De-Ji: I would kill my knee.

Zoro: what?

De-Ji: not literally, but I would hate it.

Zoro: (edges away slowly)

(hear in background)

Luffy: (western accent) I'm taking you in by order of the sheriff!

Suta: No! I didn't do it I tell ya!

Luffy: Burning eggnog is serious crime lady in these here parts!

Suta: (somehow behind bars)

Luffy: That'll learn ya!! Ten decades in jail!

Nami: THAT'S UNREASONABLE!!! (punches Luffy)

Suta: (still western accent) Sheriff! You ok??

Nami: AND DROP THE STUPID ACCENT!!!

Luffy: I wasn't finished…

Nami: Fine. Finish the stupid play!

Luffy: ahem!... That'll learn ya!! Ten decades in jail! Either that or a kiss!

Announcer: (pops out of no where) tune in next time to see what Suta will do!!

Luffy: MM! (pouty face) I wanna know now!!

Nami: WHERE DID HE COME FROM!!

Announcer: To be continued now!!

Nami: THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE!!

Suta: uhh! …uhh!…. I HAVE MADE MY DECISION!!

Nami: OUT WITH IT ALREADY!!

Suta: A kiss!

Luffy: yay!

Zoro: (whispers to De-Ji) He's turning into Sanji!

De-Ji: (giggles)

Suta: (kisses Luffy on the cheek)

Luffy: ohh…

Suta:S (kisses on lips) :D

Luffy: WHOO HOO!!

Zoro: THAT WAS TOO LONG!!

De-ji/Zoro: No problum, I've just never seen someone freakout that much cer

being right! Are we all still dressed up n our halloween costumes?(just as a

side question/...)

De-Ji and Zoro: XD

De-Ji: (gasps) HE SMILED!!! Awww kawaii! (glomps Zoro)

Zoro: GAH!! Get off me! (mutters to self) and people wonder why I don't like to smile…

De-Ji and Zoro: (unglompage) (look at their costumes) just makin' sure… yep!

Sanji: I've been known to be kind, Sanji-kun.

Sanji: (blushes from embarrassment of not knowing) …

Robin/Nami: Ah, she ran away. But I don't know her hiding spots, can you help me look for her??

Robin: (giggles) how about behind captain-san?

(hears in background: Ah!)

De-ji and Zoro: (clicks send button on email on a laptop that appeard outta

no where) "What now?" indeed... (smirks)

De-Ji and Zoro: (fall on knees and scream dramatically) NOOOOO!!!!!!! (get up) oh well.


De-Ji: here's a newbie that goes by the name of Blue-Hat Jack.

Blue-Hat Jack: I have a question for Brook, Perona and Shanks.

Everyone: ok…

Brook: Now that you have your shadow back, are you going to join the Straw

Hat Pirates?

Brook: I'm not sure yet, but I've been thinking on it.

Shanks: What's it like having one arm?

Shanks: It's a bit annoying, but you get used to it! (smiles) a toast to…. LUFFY AND HIS NAKAMA!! (thinks) and especially to Luffy's girlfriend I never thought he'd get one!

Zoro: (lifts up beer mug) KANPAI!!

De-Ji: no drinking 'til you're 21!!

Zoro: I don't care! (chug chug chug) ahhh….

Everyone else: (not beer but fruit smoothies) KANPAIII!!!

Perona: You gothic .

Perona: …maybe…


De-Ji and Suta: just a note to everybody... and I don't mean to be rude or anything, but this is for the Straw Hat Crew only... not just ask anybody you want, ok?