Oh hey everyone, It's me DeadPool, and before anyone asks about that Tobi guy, I was told to leave you guys a message that for reasons he won't share or tell, he decided to cancel SSGN, and leave you guys in the dark as to how he planned to end it, and in return he told me to do whatever the fuck I want to do since it'll be my 2nd debut, and last as that bastard goes into the corner, and jacks off, so without further ado here's
DDPL 2
Disclaimers that asshole Tobi, because who gives a fuck about him now, owns shit, and as for me I own just about everything to an extent, and even more so could own your ass in just about anything.
So how do plan to tell this adventure this time Wade
Oh, voice in my head number 1, where's number 2, you know the fun one
Heh he said number 2
There he is
Wade just get on with the story before we piss off the viewers more than that Tobi guy had ever did
Right so this is how we're gonna start the adventure, and that's by telling minor skits in the best way possible
Ooh, are we doing a puppet show about cats, and dogs
We tried that before but we realize that the viewers could only read, and not fully view animations
That fucking sucks
The bastard Tobi had no other talent to contribute to the fan community whether it be decent cosplay, drawing fan arts, or animating
Remember Wade, not everyone is a talented artist, and the fanfic community is just as big, and important to as the other communities
Yeah but at least a majority of the dudes, and girls with huge boobies had other talents to contribute to the community than just writing
Hey voices, shut up. I'm getting fed up with you guys speaking to only me already, now let's get this adventure started, by doing a segment both worlds had shared, and teased by something I call Chibi SSGN
So there they were in a different style animated back drop where they were all like a quarter of their size, except for Naruto who was exactly the same height he's always been since he was born.
"Hey guys is it just me, or does today feel kind of different today" asked the blonde runt, "I know what you mean, it feels kind of familiar" said the emo bastard, "I don't feel all that different" said the lazy prick.
Transition change
"I'm so glad that I was able to spend the day with you both" said the bunny girl, who should be wearing a bunny outfit, "Hey, you did say that we could always have a sibling day out" said the red head who was way too old to be playing with sand.
"I sometimes wish I could have a sibling day off as well" sighed the kid who in his spin off is a few screw loses away from becoming me, "You called for us" said Mary
It's pronounced as Meri
I don't give a fuck ok. Now where were we
"The hell do you want ghost" the kid said as he whipped out his boom box, "Is that how I raised you to treat your brother" said a new chick with a passable rack.
"What the?! Amber I thought you were dead" yelled the teleporter, "I thought so too, but here I am" replied the elder to the none biological sibling who could totally score on the babe if I was twisted enough to do so.
"So what do you say, want a sibling day off with us. As long as you behave around us that is" said the stern elder, "Alright damn it, but only because I'm happy to see you again" said the teleporter.
"Good then let's go take a nap, it's been a while since I had slept with my favorite teddy bear" the elder said as she gave a devilish grin as she held deeply to the teleporter.
"No! I'm not even sleepy" the guy yelled, "Yay" cheered the flyer as both had been dragging the one guy who wasn't sleepy to a hotel for the evening, and I don't mean those ones even though I got an opening for it.
Transition change
We see the classic situation of the into the I'm in denial as to the person I love, yet the person who loves me, won't confess to me circle bit once more.
"Hey Gaara" asked both the check mate duo, "Hey girls" replied the red head, "So we were wondering if you had any plans tonight" asked the white haired ice queen.
"I was going to spend the evening with Velvet girls, why" asked the ignorant red haired fool, who ended up bringing both of these 2 babes down on the dumps, "No reason" said the girl who was a pussy-cat.
Once the red haired runt left, was the time that blonde had entered the scene, "Hey Weiss, you busy right now" he said causing the cat girl to disappear like a ninja.
"Yes I am Jaune, now if you don't mind I gotta go" said the ice bitch who left blonde in the cold, "Hey Jaune" greeted the qwerty red head, "Hi Pyrrha" replied the blonde who was a few steps away from being emo.
"Are you busy right now" she said in a manner that invaded his personal space, "I was just about to lock myself in a corner where I'll cry myself, and right poetry, excuse me" the kid said as he ran like junior high girl who got rejected by the boy she liked.
"These kids really need a to open there eyes" the ninja of this world said with a straight face, "Yeah some of us needs to open it more than others" said the orange haired babe with various signs that said 'notice me'.
"Hey girls do you think we should aid our friends like we did with Naruto" asked the teleporter who was unaware that each of his teammates were trying to his get his attention.
Like how the brunette was wearing a bikini with oil being poured down her chest, or the red head wearing revealing lingerie had her bass guitar covering herself, and the blonde naked laying on a bed.
"Help yourself, before helping others, as the old saying goes" the blonde yelled as her aura not only scared everyone but the voices in my head for the next few segments.
Transition change
It's the battle we've been waiting for the rematch of the year, Naruto versus Sasuke in the Vytal festival tournament where each were broken up into teams of support.
The blonde had Art's boom box, Gaara's sand, and Ruby's speed for some reason, as emo had Mary's gun, Neji's eyes, and Jaune's shield.
"Ok boys I want a clean fight let's get it on" yelled Ozzie, "Woo hoo, we get to see young teens in a live action triple X film" teased the blonde with huge knockers.
An epic battle ensued, but I decided to end this to a world outside the Chibi verse.
Wade, you're doing that half assed thing in the middle again
The fans will like this since the next segment involves our heroes gender bend.
I'll hire someone to turn this into a hentai orgy
I second that
Let's go
"What the hell happened" yelled the now hot emo as she stood in a slim figure with her c-cup sized chest being notice under her braless shirt, "I'm used to being a girl from time and again so I'm not complaining" said the knuckle headed blonde who was walking around completely naked.
"Naruto, please get Velvet, I don't think I can leave this spot" said the red head as she hid in a dome of sand.
Before Naruto could say anything, she let out an erotic moan, as she saw that someone else's hand were fondling her boobs, "Hey hot stuff, I see you got ready for me" smirked a familiar blonde.
"Oh Yang, you bad boy, at least wait until we get in bed first" moaned Naruto in pleasure, "I think you would actually enjoyed it more outdoors, and in public so that everyone could watch" smirked Yang.
"You know me to well" Naruto said as he turned her head, and gave Yang some tongue, while Sasuke was turning red from what was happening, and Gaara was doing something equally naughty in her bubble.
Before long a different red head went, and kicked the elder male blonde, "Yang, be serious for once" yelled Ruby as he used his cape to cover Naruto which in turn revealed his well toned, and smoking hot abs to all the fan girls as he argued with his brother.
"Pyrrha what the hell happened" asked Jaune before she was dipped down by her male red head boyfriend, "Sorry you were extremely cute just now" Pyrrha said innocently.
"I don't blame you, now kiss me you fool" Jaune said, as Ren, and Nora stood there idly throughout the whole situation.
"Isn't it kind of questionable that whenever fans draw us gender bent, they tend to draw us more hotter than our counter parts would be, even when the official creator will sneak us younger, and older versions of these characters, and what they'd really look like" Nora asked.
"It's mainly used for gender bend hentai materials either, because it gets people off, or people have yet to take that step on seeing guy on guy, or girl on girl hentai action, and at least by whoever you root for, will become either the man or women in the relationship" Nora said.
"Not to mention said hentai will make even the people who they are more hotter than they give off, because of the special effects of you never know what's under their cloths" Ren replied.
"So who was more popular in the gender bent roles" asked Nora, "From what I gathered, between Naruto, and Sasuke, Naruto would always be the women, while Naruto, and Gaara tends to be tied. In our world, I wanna say Yang would be the male to Blake, while Weiss and Ruby would be equally matched" Ren replied.
"Maybe when the original writer comes around, he'll found out for sure" replied Art, "Wait why aren't you a girl" asked Nora, "I'm a made up OC, with no physically drawn or animated appearance yet, so I guess I'm an exception".
Yeah right buddy
Before anything else, Art was also a chick with his team becoming dudes, "God damn it" Art said as his voice became more feminate as he spoke, which in turn got her team surrounding her, with Breck full on glomping her.
"Get the hell away from our Art you bastards" Adal said as he brandish his sword, "No one is allowed to steal her innocence but us" Yana said, "Breck please tell me your still sane" asked Art only to get a heavy blush in return.
Ok now let's move on to the best part, our heroes dressing up in other costumes because they either parallel or based off of, to even fan art Halloween drawings.
"I like this costume big time" Ruby said as she was in a skin tight suit that revealed her ass perfectly as she held a rifle that can turn into an assault rifle, "Has anyone said you look hot in that outfit Naruto said as he teleported next to her, and planted a kiss.
"What about me" asked Yang as she revealed her muscles, and to tomboyish hair as she held a plasma gun, "Not as cool as Sasuke's" Nora said as she wore heavy knight armor, and a really large hammer.
Everyone had stopped to see that Sasuke was a badass full on cybernetic ninja, at least that's what the guys saw, while the girls notice how perfect his sweet ass looked.
"I'm not the only one who wants to grope his ass am I" asked Yang, "Let's talk to the rest of the girls, and try to figure out a way so that we can agree to get Sasuke to let his guard down" Nora said.
"What the hell am I wearing" yelled Art as he dressed up as the Grim Reaper with dual wielding shotguns, "This is very unpractical to wear in combat" "If anyone read your spin off, I think they'd agreed it was appropriate" Mary said as he cover most of his face and held an assault rifle.
"DIE" growled Art as a storm of smoke covered the area as he began firing not only rapidly but in every direction he could.
This is so fun so far
'I know right'
What the- hey your that one chick with that hammer, how'd you get here
'I asked one of the voices to let me through so they did'
That was me by the way
Alright you're here, now what
'Well I wanted to talk to you about business, and since it'll be boring, and may even take a while, mind ending this thing now'
Why not the fans waited long enough for this, so once again guys SSGN is over, and wish you all a good night, and sorry for wasting your time
You guys are seriously still here, hoping that this was troll this whole time, or that Tobi may give an actual release date? Sorry but it's over guys, the ride has ended when the park had officially closed, and there's nothing I can do to SEPerate the dudes personal life to his nerd life, so all I can do is join you in this final count down, so lets do this
1…2…
Wait to high up, lets go to 10
1…2…3…
Something ain't right here, oh well
1…2….3…
Except pausing enough times to count up to 3 unlike a certain man, an company that got totally bombed in a 3rd installment to a certain CAPCOM series
1…2…3….
Hopefully I get to take part in the next marvel versus capcom franchise
1…2…3….4…
Ok something is clearly not right here, hold on let me check
1…2..3
Oops, silly me, been counting down the wrong way
10…9….8
Much better now
10…9…8….
Ok sorry but I promise you guys no more bullshit after this, since this is the EIGHTH time we're doing this alright now let's go
10….9….8….7….6…5…4…3….2…1… goodbye
