Part 55: Of Couples & Clothing.


This prompt was given to me by SherlockNinja! I think the idea of John/Sherlock sharing clothes is cute...and I do love Sherlock's collar bone! (Weird I know) :) xx


John, have you seen my scarf anywhere? I seem to have misplaced it unfortunately. -SH

Erm, well this is embarrassing...-JW

Why on earth would the location of my scarf be deemed as 'embarrassing'? -SH

Well...I kinda borrowed it. -JW

Yes. I gathered, that still does not explain your use of the term embarrassing. -SH

It's a very couplet thing to do, you know, borrow clothes and stuff. You said you didn't see the point in it so I thought you'd be annoyed that I took your scarf. -JW

Do I seem annoyed to you? No. I simply would like to know its whereabouts as I need to wear it due to unpredictability of the weather, as you have probably noticed. -SH

Well, I kinda took it without thinking this morning, I mean, of course I was thinking, you can't shut of your mind can you? You told me even dreaming is using your brain and that's when we're meant to be resting so it doesn't really get a break. -JW

You are rambling, John. I dispose how people feel the need to express a heap of unimportant facts and still not explain the matter at hand. Where is my scarf? -SH

I just told you, I took it this morning before I went to work, it was cold and I don't have a scarf, and it was there, and it smelt of you. Now I sound like a teenage girl...I know. But you've been distant these past few days cos of the case, and well I didn't think you'd need it. -JW

So you have it on your persons? I will just have to go out without it then, it is not mandatory for me to wear said item. Before you start to apologise profusely, It's fine, John. Really. -SH

Yes, and oh okay. I'll wash it or whatever, I'll give it to you when I get home tonight...should be around 7pm. Not sure yet though, might be early of late. -JW

No...it's fine. No need to wash it, as you mentioned before it will smell of you. It will have a practical purpose on stopping me from engaging in an act if violence against Anderson. You're presence generally helps, but a scarf will do. -SH

I'm really glad you said that! You have no idea how stupid I've felt, I know it's a girly thing or whatever but its just reassuring, you know. Anyway, I'll let you get off, see you tonight. Xx -JW

Shit! Ignore the kisses/x's I didn't mean to add them, just did it subconsciously. Sorry! -JW

As I retorted before, John. It is fine. If you feel the need to express you're current emotions with the aid of symbolic kisses, so shall it be. -SH

Okay...why are you being so, I dunno...nice? About this. Not that in complaining of whatever, I just wanna know if you're okay. -JW

I have hit my daily quote of usage for the lexis of 'fine' today, now I loathe the word. -SH

So does that mean there's a reason behind this like last time, when you burnt a hold in the kitchen table with that bloomin acid, cos if it is, just come out and say it so I can grab a catalogue on the way home. -JW

I have your beige coloured wollen jumper. -SH

You what? Why've you got that?-JW

No, erase that, what are you doing with it? It's not for a bloody experiment again is it? Cos you can buy me a new one! Why don't you use the stuff in your own wardrobe!? -JW

No, no. Your assumption is incorrect as always, John. I simply borrowed it much like you with my scarf. -SH

Sorry, are you saying you're wearing my jumper? If you are PLEASE get someone to take a picture! -JW

No, I am wearing it around my neck in place of my stolen scarf. -SH

The thing with text is I can't hear your tone of voice so I dunno If that's you being sarcastic or not...-JW

Yes it was me being sarcastic, and no I am not giving you photo evidence. I dread to think where it would end up. -SH

Hahaha! I'm just imagining you with my jumper wrapped round you're neck as a scarf! Bloody hilarious! Mrs. Hudson has just come in and asked me what's so funny...she didn't find it near as funny as I do! -JW

That's because you find near enough everything funny. -SH

Please send me a picture of you in my jumper! -JW

No. -SH

Pretty pleaseeeeee! I'm trying to imagine it but all I can think of is you in a shrunken jumper that's like a crop top...-JW

You're imagination is quite accurate. -SH

All the more reason for you to send me this picture! -JW

You will see for yourself when I arrive home. -SH

Yeah...but you might be in bed and then I won't see it cos you'll be in your pyjamas...-JW

Good. It is not an appealing site. -SH

Then why are you wearing it in the first place? Surely Donavan and Anderson are gunna laugh at you when they see it! -JW

I do not open my coat to reveal my under-clothing. It is a simple resolution. -SH

You're no fun! I bet you it's exposing your clavicle ain't it? God I love that. It's one of my favourite things about your body. -JW

Is this some kind of sex texting initiation? I do not quite follow? -SH

Nope, just expressing my fondness of your collar bone...-JW

I wasn't aware that you were attached to it. You do spend a considerable amount of time kissing, licking, and grazing you're teeth over it though. I cannot believe I did not notice this before, John. It seems I have been ignorant. -SH

I wouldn't blame ya, we were both kind of busy at the time...you know, mind elsewhere and all that. -JW

Do you really have a liking to my clavicle? -SH

Yes...-JW

Okay. Maybe I will keep the jumper on. -SH

If I knew that was gunna be the outcome I woulda told you sooner! Will you still send me a picture? Pleaseeeeee -JW

No. Get on with you're work. -SH

Okay mum. -JW


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