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A/N: Sorry for the delay… I got really focused on finishing WHAT IS LOVE…which btw, if you haven't read it, you should, it's awesome (aren't I modest XP)… and now, I'm currently working on FIVE NOBLE CLANS, which is the sequel to WIND AND DRAGON (all of the NejiTen in case anyone doesn't know). And I'll probably be focusing on that one for a while, so… updates here will be sporadic.

WARNING: Kind of short… oh and it's the continuation of the previous chapter… Sort of what I originally wanted to do with it… but not quite, but amusing nonetheless… ah Kakashi… I love him. XD

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AMUSING KAKASHI
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He did it.

He finally did it.

For over five years, Neji had wanted to tell the bun-haired kunoichi exactly how he felt, but had been too afraid of her reaction to do so. He had told himself that it was impossible for their relationship to grow stronger then it already was; that there was no point in risking the friendship they already shared.

Neji told everyone that they were merely friends; that that was all he saw her as. But that was a lie. He had loved her since the moment that they first met. He couldn't get her out of his mind. More than anything, he wanted to hold her in his arms; to tell her that he loved her. But he was scared. He couldn't risk her rejection; more than anything, Neji couldn't allow the fear that one day she might leave his side to become a reality. For Neji, that would be a fate more cruel than anything he could ever imagine.

And so it was decided… he would never tell her; after all, there was no way Tenten could possibly feel the same for Neji as he did for her.

Yet there he was, laying on the clearing floor, with the girl of his dreams held tightly in his arms, as Neji passionately allowed all the feelings in him to come pouring out, in a single kiss.

"Ahem." A low, muffled cough called out from behind the two new lovers. "I hate to interrupt." Neji turned to see the ever-tardy silver-haired sensei standing a few yards away. "Especially when it seems to be getting to the good part." A squint in the masked shinobi's right eye indicated a smirk under Kakashi's mask; quickly, Neji and Tenten separated.

Neji watched, as a deep crimson hue overcame the kunoichi's delicate features. 'So cute.' Neji thought; barely containing the smile that was threatening to break free.

"What is it?" Neji sternly looked at the masked man; inwardly disgusted at the perverse thoughts, no doubt, running through the former ANBU's mind.

It was a well known fact that the masked man was the second most perverted shinobi in the entire Leaf Village (quite a remarkable feat in a village full of perverts); the first, of course, being Naruto's other sensei: Jiraiya. Had it been any one else who had found Neji and Tenten in the compromising position that the two had been when Kakashi entered the clearing, it probably wouldn't have been as embarrassing for the red-faced kunoichi as it seemed to be. Neji, on the other hand, was not in the least bit ashamed.

Looking at the kunoichi's scarlet expression, as well as noting the lack of attire both she and Neji were currently wearing, he understood how easily misinterpretable their current appearance might seem. The matter was further worsened by the fact that it was someone with Kakashi's perverse mind that had come across the scene. Neji, however, did not feel like dwelling on the matter; he merely wanted the masked shinobi gone, so he and Tenten could perhaps discuss what the sudden turn of events earlier meant for the two of them. But more importantly, Neji wanted the lecherous shinobi as far away from the scantly clad Tenten as possible.

"In a hurry to get rid of me, ay?" Kakashi continued to smirk; ignoring completely, the deathly glare Neji was aiming at him. "Don't worry, I'll let you two get back to… whatever it was you were doing." He paused to stifle his immature chuckling, as he eyed the red faced kunoichi.

"Hn." Neji calmly stepped in front of the silver-haired jounin; blocking his vision of the barely dressed girl.

"Just wondering," Kakashi amusedly chose to ignore the overprotective movement of the white-eyed shinobi. "Did I get the scheduled meeting hour wrong?" He looked down at his wrist watch.

Neji was surprised the man even owned one; as he momentarily wondered if the masked shinobi purposefully arrived late.

"Where is everyone?" Kakashi asked, as he looked around the empty training field.

Neji also scanned the surrounding area, wondering the exact same thing.

Where had the rest of them been all that time? The two teams had been scheduled to meet hours ago; even though Neji and Tenten had arrived considerably late (expecting that Kakashi wouldn't arrive until that, and Gai would undoubtedly end up ranting about how "unyouthful" it was to be late, until his "rival" did arrive), it had already been over half an hours since the two sparring partners had arrived at the training field. Yet, it was still empty; where had the rest of the two teams disappeared to?

"We arrived only a little while ago." Tenten explained to the masked shinobi, after quickly putting her thick white training shirt back over the small tank-top she had been wearing as her only covering. "But no one else was here."

"Only a little while ago?" Kakashi cocked his head to the side; a look of amusement conveyed in his single uncovered eye. "And what… you two were just filling the boredom then?" A squinting of his right eye again indicated his amused smirk, which only further grew when he noticed the kunoichi's deepening blush. "Well maybe I should go look for them." He nonchalantly stated; turning to walk away. "I'll let you two get back to… whatever…"

Even though he couldn't see the older man's one visible eye, Neji was certain the masked shinobi was widely smirking, with that lecherous smile of his.

"Oh, Neji-kun." Kakashi turned back around, tossing the white-eyed shinobi a small object in the process. "Sure hope Hiashi-sama's had that chat with you." He smirked, before turning back to leave the new couple alone.

"Or maybe Gai…" The masked jounin mumbled as he continued walking into the forest. "Oh that would be unpleasant; him and his metaphors… How did that one go again? Was it birds in trees? Or bees and honey? Ummm…"

Neji watched as the infamous copy-nin faded into the trees; wondering, what exactly that man was talking about. "Birds? Bees?" The prodigy quietly repeated curiously, before sudden realization hit him. "…" Slowly the white-eyed shinobi turned down to look at the small plastic package, that seemed to contain some circular object, Neji held clenched in his fist.

"What'd he throw you?" A curious female voice asked from besides him, as Tenten poked her head over the shinobi's broad bare shoulder. "aha!"

A gasp, followed by two matching, bright red faces, sent a very amused silver-haired sensei laughing hysterically away from team seven's training field, as one, Hatake Kakashi, went in search of the rest of their teams.

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THE END
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A/N: If you can't imagine what small plastic package, containing some circular object, Kakashi threw at Neji, then… I'm not telling.:.said in a sing-songy tone.:.


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