Xun Yu,

Oh, looky here. You're barely here and yet you try to act all important and act like you're hot stuff. Well, guess what?! I am done with you! DOOOONNNNNNE! I don't care if the world's ending! Hell already wants me in there, so I'll give them the satisfaction! I'mma go over to Mister Orochi right now and help him kill you all!


Xun Yu,

Too late, motherfucker! I'm already going over to him right now! Along with Shi and Jia Chong also! (I think he just wants to check out Da Ji.) I don't care if Zhao decides to fight us again!


Xun Yu,

No! No! Shut up! It was bad enough for Jia Xu to come up. Then Guo Jia. Then that stupid Shu boy Xu Shu. Then Fa Zheng. Then Zhu Ran. Then Chen Gong. And now you! This world isn't big enough for us strategists! So I'll just clear some space!


Xun Yu,

I don't care. I just don't care. Screw you. You can go die in Orochi's mouth for all I care.


Xun Yu,

Go ahead. Do whatever crap you need to do. I'll go over to Orochi and I'll make sure it doesn't succeed.


Chen Tai,

Yes! You got rid of a possible obstacle in destroying all those extra strategists! Come join me over here. In Hell.


Chen Tai,

Fine! I never liked you anyway!


Xun Yu,

I'll let Zhuge Liang, Zhou Yu, Lu Meng, Pang Tong, Yue Ying, me, myself and I live. Lu Xun? I don't like him, so he dies.


Xun Yu,

They're my generation-ish, so they live. You, on the other hand die along with Jia Xu and Guo Jia because you're pushing me away from Wei with every single minute of screentime you make. And the reason why I'm letting Zhuge Liang live is that I need him to owe me. Also Yue Ying because the wife has to share the blame.


Xun Yu,

What am I, stupid? Of course Chunhua's staying alive. If she dies, I have to deal with those gay comics in my mailbox! They just come up when I'm talking to or near a man! She is my barrier. (And entertainment.)


Xun Yu,

Oh really? There isn't a lot? Oh-hohohoho, you're still too naive to know about the horrors that come up in my mailbox. Your mailbox will soon have pictures of you and Guo Jia doing stuff I shall not name.


Xun Yu,

Blah-blah-blah-blah! Go die in a fire, you box-a-phobic me-plagiarist. That's right! You stole my hat and clothes from DW6! Don't you lie to me!


Orochi,

Kill that man in the blue and stupid hat. He's the key to destroying the coalition armies.


Orochi,

Also Cao Cao and Cao Pi, but those two come later.