Kisdota: Feeling like crap, sick again. Why am I always sick at the worst possible times anyway? And I'm not talking about times when it's inconvenient either, I would have been fine getting sick and still having to go to college, but I would have preferred it be at a time besides mid-term week on both CSIS and Algebra, YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NOTE: I'm taking a week off so no new chapter next week. I'm having a bit of an operation. Nothing serious they're taking stuff out of me but nothing serious. They're not messing with my heart of kidney or anything like that. So you know… late, YAHAHAHAHAHAHA


(10/28/2012, Train to Okina)

"You think they noticed us?" Yukiko asked. Souji and Yukiko were both a train cart away from Yosuke and Chie. The two of them didn't seem to notice that they were on the same train.

"No I think we're fine," Souji said, he could barely see his friends through the many different windows.

"How long are we going to follow them?" Izanagi asked.

"For as long as it is fun," Souji told him.

"So how do we know they're going to Okina?" Amaterasu asked.

"That's where we always go," Souji said, "Besides where else would they go?"

"What do you think they're doing? Chie usually never brings Suzuka out with her," Yukiko said, "And I don't think she would bring her just because she felt like it. Especially if Susano-O is with her."

"Oooh, you think those two are finally dating each other?" Amaterasu asked.

"pfffft Hahahaha HAHAH!" Yukiko suddenly began laughing, Souji and Izanagi both laughed to but more softly.

"What? It could happen," Amaterasu said.

"Even I don't believe that would happen at any time soon," Izanagi said slightly chuckling.

"ohh Why do you have to belittle my ideas," Amaterasu huffed.

"Wonder what they're doing," Yukiko said.

"I'm sure it's something dumb," Souji said.


(One Cart over)

"No way am I wearing that for the cross dressing," Yosuke told Chie.

"Oh come on, if you don't wear a skirt then how are you gonna look like a woman?" Chie asked.

"I don't need to wear a skirt to look like a girl, Naoto doesn't wear a skirt," Yosuke told her.

"Yeah, and we all thought she was a man remember?" Suzuka told him.

"They're not that bad, they're nice," Chie told him.

"Oh like you think that," Yosuke argued.

"'I' wear them," Chie said annoyed.

"You wear one with bike shorts underneath," Yosuke corrected.

"Hey! You better not be trying something," Chie said defensive.

"I mean before we all started fighting and you were kicking and jumping," Yosuke corrected himself, "What did you think back then? Guys were going to keep trying things on you or something?" he asked.

"They would have… they might… what you think guys wouldn't?" Chie asked.

"Yosuke… watch what you say here Chie still has feet," Susano-O told him.

"Don't give me advice!" Yosuke told him, "God… why did I need to bring him?" he asked Chie.

"I wanted Suzuka miserable for a bit after what she did to my friend," Chie answered.

"Why? What'd she do?" Yosuke asked.

"That's none of your concern," Suzuka told him.

"What? I think it does if you're using me," Yosuke said.

"Well if it's real it's not my place to say, ask Souji," Chie told him.

"Souji? Oh come on he's a good guy, what'd you do to him?" Yosuke complained.

"I didn't attack him, it-… it's not as bad as it seems… I hope," Suzuka said.

"It's not relax," Susano-O told her.

"How do you know?" Yosuke asked him.

"You wouldn't believe me if I told you, I didn't believe me at first," Susano-O said.

"It's true, one of his most annoying moments," Suzuka said.

"Ah remember good old Mai? Or Yor?" Susano-O asked.

"Mai-? Who are you talking about," Yosuke asked.

"Ask me about those two again at a later date, when I'm allowed to hit you to death," Suzuka told him.

"No I think I'll ask now, and a bunch of other questions that I was too afraid to ask," Susano-O told her.

"What happened? I'm still asking, who's Yor?" Yosuke said trying to get some attention.


(Later)

"A salad? Yeah that's a nice dinner," Chie said. Chie and Yosuke arrived in Okina where they settled at the nearest restaurant. The place didn't have much of what Chie liked to eat. They were sitting at an outdoor table in front of the place.

"I'm getting kind of sick of steak alright? Besides you need more variety in your diet," Yosuke told her.

"You don't eat that healthy either," Chie argued.

"I don't have a lot to spend alright, and you like salad," he said.

"Just eat it Chie, you need more greens in your diet," Suzuka said.

"See? Even she agrees," Yosuke said.

"Don't think this means I agree with everything you say," Suzuka warned.

"Oh for- there you go again," Susano-O complained pointing at her.

"What?" Suzuka asked.

"Now you're just going into plain sexism you know that?" Susano-O told her.

"I'm not a sexist!" Suzuka told him.

"You just told Yosuke not to think you were agreeing with him," Susano-O told him, "God no wonder Yosuke's afraid of doing anything with Chie."

"He what?" Chie asked shocked.

"Susano-O!" Yosuke said angrily.

"So you were thinking something," Chie said eying Yosuke suspiciously.

"Are you really that shocked after everything he's done before?" Susano-O asked her.

"… yeah I guess I was expecting something too. I don't know why I was surprised," Chie said munching some more of her salad.

"So you were planning something," Suzuka accused.

"Wh-I was ju-," Yosuke stuttered.

"Oh stop it Suzuka!" Susano-O told her, "I know you don't want Chie… I don't know what you're thinking it is defiled? Filthed? But can you at least let Chie make her own choices?"

"You better not be trying anything either," Chie told him.

"Oh? … if Yosuke decided he wanted to kiss you would you stop him?" Susano-O asked.

"Susano-O!" Yosuke said annoyed at him again.

"No I wouldn't stop him!" Chie said quickly and angry.

"What?" "Huh?" Yosuke and Suzuka both said.

"I-I MEAN YES!" Chie corrected.

"Ooh, so you do think I'm hot?" Yosuke teased.

"S-Shut up! I was just confused for a moment!" Chie argued blushing slightly.

"That's all it takes," Susano-O told her.

"SuSaNo-O!" Suzuka said angrily gripping her weapon.

"Ah ah ah, remember your promise," Susano-O reminded her waving his finger.

"RRRGH… I'm just going to remember this tomorrow and then get you," Suzuka told him.

"Threats count," he said.

"DO NOT!" Suzuka yelled back.


(Across from them)

"Okay it looks like Suzuka and Susano-O are arguing," Izanagi said looking from afar past another restaurant window. Souji and Yukiko had decided to watch them from inside a second eatery right across from their friends. They were able to sneak inside the place without being seen by their friends.

"Can you tell what they're saying?" Amaterasu asked him.

"No… can't really see what they're saying," Izanagi said, "sigh I wish we all had lips."

"How long have they been arguing? This seems really weird," Souji said looking out with Yukiko.

"But they always argue," Yukiko said.

"For this long without Yosuke getting kicked? Or Suzuka taser'ing him?" Souji asked her.

"Uh… Well I suppose," Yukiko agreed a bit unwillingly, "I feel a bit bad thinking I can describe my friends as violent."

"I'm sure Chie wouldn't hate you for it," Souji said, "I'm a bit surprised that they're at a café, I could have sworn that Chie would of preferred something like steak."

"She eats different things from time to time," Yukiko told him.

"Hey you don't think Yosuke is blackmailing her do you?" Souji asked Yukiko.

"S-Souji!" Yukiko sounded offended, "N-No… I-I don't think so at least," she started thinking, "Chie was acting pretty normally to Yosuke for a while so I don't think he's got anything over her."

"Souji do you actually think that Yosuke is capable of something like that?" Izanagi asked him.

"heh heh, no I guess not," Souji laughed lightly, "I guess I'm just getting caught in the moment," he said.

"Are you sure they're not really starting to like each other?" Amaterasu asked, "Cause it's starting to look like a real date to me," she said sweetly.

As they were looking afar Suzuka suddenly pulled out her weapon and pointed her weapon at both Susano-O and Yosuke. Even from afar they could see her shaking with anger.

"I think blackmail is starting to make more sense," Izanagi said.

"Is not," Amaterasu huffed.

"Heheheheh, wonder what they said," Souji laughed.

"Is she going to attack?" Yukiko asked worried.

A few seconds later Susano-O waved his finger in front of her again, and for some strange reason Suzuka angrily put away her weapon once again. Despite the fact that she was clearly furious she didn't attack.

"See? That's really weird to me I don't think I've ever seen Suzuka 'not' hit Susano-O," Souji said.

"Oh something else is coming," Yukiko said when she saw some new person who worked there approach Yosuke and Chie. He left two different club sandwiches before leaving.

"Oh come on Yosuke, you really think Chie's going to want something like that?" Souji said like some annoying sports fan.

"She's doesn't look annoyed at least," Yukiko said, "Which reminds me I'm getting kinda hungry myself."

"Yeah me to… what do they serve here? I didn't actually pay attention when we entered here," Souji said looking around the area, "Ooh Italian that seems nice."


(Café)

"These aren't bad for a simple café," Yosuke said as he and Chie at their sandwiches.

"Speaking of which? You remember what you're going to do for that date café we're doing at school?" Chie asked him.

"What am I supposed to do again?" Yosuke asked.

"eehhh, I don't really remember either… just… run the place and match people or something?" Chie said not sure if that was the answer.

"Yeah that… sounds like something I was told to do," Yosuke said.

"Why did you even choose something like that for our event?" Chie asked him.

"I didn't think it would actually get any votes plus I thought they would tear it up like they did with Susano-O's idea," Yosuke explained.

"'All idea's are welcome' they said that was a big load of lies," Susano-O complained.

"They said the submissions needed to be age appropriate," Yosuke explained.

"What… uh what did you submit anyway," Chie asked a bit nervous.

"Something that had to do with Geisha's," Susano-O said.

"You're sick," Suzuka stated, Chie looked a bit weirded out and disgusted as well.

"I know what the age range was at that place, I wasn't planning on making them go 'That' far," Susano-O said.

"Dude did you really think the school would have allowed other students to act as geisha's?" Yosuke asked him.

"Geisha's do a lot of other things," Susano-O argued.

"Yes I'm sure that you're well versed in what they did," Suzuka said insulting.

"Well the old Jiraiya part of me is, Susano-O… the guy I used to be or originate from, we're still not too sure, was really more of a one woman guy. Crazy stuff happened back then I turned my wife into a comb," Susano-O said.

"E-Excuse me? Wife?" Suzuka asked surprised, "Are you telling me that you were married," she asked.

"Not me specifically, but Susano-O was yes," Susano-O said.

"How in the world did someone like you actually find someone willing to stand all of your trai-… you?" Suzuka asked.

"Well I saved her from this eight headed serpent Orochi," Susano-O said.

"Wait isn't that one of Souji's persona's?" Chie asked, "Is that the one you're arguing with all the time?"

"Yeah that smug little eight headed bastards," Susano-O grumbled, "Every time I meet him he goes with that annoying accent 'I'm sssso ssssorry, but I've never met a sssssingle obnoxssiousss warrior who would ever attempt to take me down'."

"Why didn't you ever tell us you were married?" Suzuka asked.

"Does it matter? And anyways I wasn't real Susano-O was," Susano-O said, "And anyway I don't like talking that much about my past… well the parts that don't involve time I was with women, technically I'm supposed to be Izanagi son, and Amaterasu's my sister."

"eesh… I guess I wouldn't want to talk about that then," Suzuka shivered at the thought of Susano-O related to Amaterasu.

"And I hated her too. I tried killing her," Susano-O said.

"I-I sorry again, what? Did I hear something that would possibly make me want to hurt you despite my promise?" Suzuka asked.

"Different Susano-O, there's no way I'm going to hurt Amaterasu. Besides she's with Izanagi, and I wouldn't want to hurt papa's feelings now would I?" Susano-O asked making him sound childish.

"e-e-e-e," Suzuka shuddered, " Don't call him that, I thought you didn't like thinking of your own past," she said.

"I'm okay with Izanagi being my daddy, Amaterasu's a different thing. Especially since early one I had some thoughts of her, not as many as you, but enough to the point where bathing in King Moron's vomit would be cleaner," Susano-O said.

"Gross," Chie simply stated.

"Ugh, dude I'm eating here," Yosuke said disgusted, "You have to remind me of that?"


(Across)

"hahahahaha," Yukiko continued to giggle at Souji who thought it would be impressive to try ordering food in Italian.

"Come on Yukiko it wasn't that funny, how was I supposed to know the guy didn't speak Italian?" Souji asked her.

"I think it was pretty obvious 'I'm sorry sir but I just work here I'm not actually Italian'," Izanagi imitated the waiter.

"Heheheheheh," Amaterasu started to laugh as well.

"Hahah… s-so you speak Italian to?" Yukiko asked trying to stop her laughter.

"Yeah… not a lot you know just enough to ask for directions or other things, but I don't know if I could keep up with an entire conversation," Souji said.

"What else do you speak?" Yukiko asked.

"Uh… let's ses… English, Spanish, Chinese, German, little bit of dutch," Souji thought listing his languages.

"All those?" Yukiko asked surprised.

"Well I transferred a lot and I took a different language class every time just for fun, and I had the same study strategy so it wasn't 'too' difficult for me," Souji said.

"Wow, no wonder you keep scoring top on the test," Yukiko said impressed.

"You're not sore about that are you?" Souji asked her, "I heard you were the top scorer before I showed up."

"Its fine, it's not like getting second has made me look as bad. Besides you completely earned it I can't speak any other language," Yukiko said.

"Really? Don't you think you should, if you take over the Inn you might want to learn for other guest," Souji said.

"We have other people for that," Yukiko said.

"Did your parents ever find out that you were trying to leave them?" Souji asked.

"No… thank goodness that would have been a real mess," Yukiko said.

"So you're going to keep wearing that cute Kimono?" Souji asked mischievously

"S-Souji," Yukiko almost shrieked.

"What? You should have expected me to ask that I'm still a guy," Souji snickered, "Hey if Amaterasu's going to keep working with you maybe she should wear one too I bet she would look cute."

"W-What?" *SHINE*

Souji and Yukiko both immediately shielded their eyes from the bright light.

"Crude, Crude, shut it down! Stop shining," Souji said, a few people around them were curious as to why Souji and Yukiko were acting panicky.

"Sorry sorry sorry," Amaterasu tried to dim down herself, but it took a few seconds.

"Nnngh, that was bright," Izanagi said trying to rub his eyes.

"AH I didn't hurt you did I?" Amaterasu asked worried and guilty.

"I'm fine don't worry," Izanagi said.

"nnn, I was looking right at her," Souji said trying to clear up his vision.

"Did Yosuke and Chie see us?" Yukiko asked worried. Izanagi looked out the window to try and see where they were.

"Okay we're good, they're leaving the place," Izanagi told them.

"They're moving?" Yukiko asked.

"Get the order to go!" Souji said quickly.


(Okina city)

Yosuke and Chie were both walking through the city passing by the different shops and places the city had.

"So, what do you feel like doing?" Chie asked him.

"Eh, I don't know… well seeing as my reputation dies tomorrow I guess I should do something fun," Yosuke said.

"Oh thanks for reminding me I need to get some small hair bands for the pageant," Chie said.

"Oh come on you gotta mess with my hair to?" Yosuke asked, "and why do you need to buy some, don't you have your own?"

"No," Chie said.

"Really? I thought that was something that all women had," Yosuke said.

"What? What makes you think that?" Chie asked him.

"Well I don't know, it just seems like something women would naturally have," Yosuke explained.

"Yeah I agree with him I'm sorta surprised you have no hair accessories," Susano-O agreed.

"Not all women have that stuff," Suzuka said.

"Does Yukiko?" Yosuke asked.

"Well… a few yeah," Chie said.

"Rise?" Yosuke asked.

"I don't think we know her personally enough, but I'm going to assume yes," Suzuka said.

"Naoto?" Yosuke asked.

"Amazingly I've seen a few," Susano-O told him.

"What?" Yosuke asked surprised.

"Well they were from Kanji… did a little snooping," Susano-O told him.

"Dude why didn't you ever tell me? We could totally tease both of them about this," Yosuke said.

"Suzuka would have beaten me for snooping through a woman's privacy," Susano-O said.

"He's right, now I'm going to have to hurt him later," Suzuka said.

"Aw you're warning me, so you do care about me," Susano-O said sweetly.

"In a sense yes," Suzuka said annoyed.


(A few feet away)

"You think they noticed us?" Yukiko asked, she and Souji were just a short distance away staying hidden from their sight.

"No they seem to be arguing," Souji said, he saw Suzuka suddenly pull out her weapon and raise it to strike at Susuano-O. Only to put it away before she did anything violent, "She did it again, that… that's just so weird to me," Souji said.

"Ooh they're moving again," Yukiko said, "Let's hurry before we-… where's Amaterasu?" she asked.

*SHINE*

Souji and Yukiko were suddenly spooked by a bright light from the left.

"A-Amaterasu!" Yukiko panicked.

"Sorry!" Izanagi called from the store that was shining like the sun, "We were browsing, and they had something… a bit Susano-O oriented."


(A few feet away)

"What was that?" Chie asked noticing the bright light.

"Eh that was probably Amaterasu," Susano-O said.

"What? No it's not what would she be doing here?" Suzuka asked.

"She, Izanagi, Souji, and Yukiko were following us for fun," Susano-O said.

"Wha-They're here? When?" Yosuke asked surprised.

"Okay well I see this is going to end soon, quick question Chie is this the last date with Yosuke?" Susano-O asked.

"Wh-huh?" Chie said.

"Why do you care?" Suzuka asked him suspiciously.

"Wait a minute hold on," Chie said, "What do you mean last date?"

"Well isn't that what you said?" Yosuke asked her, "When you were begging me to take you out?"

"Oh right... that's fine this doesn't have to be the last one," Chie concluded.

"No it's fine, I'm done," Yosuke said.

"W-What?" Chie asked.

"I'm done…. Hell you should be happy I thought you hated these dates," Yosuke said.

"I don't hate them," Chie said.

"Yes you do, every time I say 'this is a date' you try to hit me," Yosuke told her.

"She doesn't hate dates, she hates you," Suzuka said.

"Knew it," Yosuke said.

"N-No I don't! Suzuka you're not helping," Chie told her.

"Yeah will you shut up for once?" Susano-O asked her.

"E-Excuse me?" Suzuka asked offended.

"No in fact let's go, these two need to talk it out," Susano-O said grabbing her hand trying to pull her away.

"Hey! Don't touch me, and you don't know what they need," Suzuka told him.

"You wanna bet on that?" Susano-O asked.

"D-… you already did that thing," Suzuka complained.

"Just go Suzuka I'll be fine," Chie ordered making her leave, "I don't hate these dates with you."

"Well I guess I wouldn't notice it now would I?" Yosuke asked her sarcastically.

"What's that supposed to mean?" Chie asked him.

"I can't even talk about it to any of my friends," Yosuke said, "I mean you keep on telling me to keep it a secret all the time. Wh-What is it that's so bad that I can't brag about it?"

"Oh like you really think there's a lot to brag about, as I recall you don't think there's anything special about me," Chie argued back.

"When did I say that?" Yosuke asked her.

"Oh you don't remember? When we all found out about the pageant?" Chie asked him.

"And you were about to falsely punish me?" Yosuke asked.

"' Yukiko's always had fans, plus we got an idol and Detective Prince' uh… 'Princess' did we ever figure out what we were calling Naoto. Well how come you didn't have anything nice about me? Am I just some girl you got lucky off of?" Chie asked him.

"What? I got plenty of nice things to say about you," Yosuke argued.

"Oh really?" Chie asked, fist on her hips.

"Yeah you're… uh," Yosuke started sounding nervous.

"Oh come on at least lie to me," Chie complained.

"Okay okay uh… uh… you look… uh… cute?" Yosuke said uneasy.

"Yeah… and?" Chie asked him to keep going.

"Wait do you actually care if I think you're… cute?" Yosuke asked.

"W- di-… I- Yes!... NO! DAMN IT JUST TELL ME!" Chie yelled.

"Alright uh… I like the way you… keep your body tone," Yosuke said.

"What kind of complement is that?" Chie complained.

"Well that's the best I got that doesn't involve saying something you might beat the crap out of me for," Yosuke said afraid.

"WELL YOU DO-…," Chie stopped, "… inhale… fine… fine you're right I do kick you a lot," she said trying to keep herself calm.

"Wh-… seriously?" Yosuke asked surprised.

"Yes… l-look just… SAY SOM-ething alright," Chie said blushing a bit trying to keep her anger down.

"Okay um… well," Yosuke started, "I wanna say you're… something… a little bit under what Susano-O would say, but I would probably get beaten up by Suzuka for saying it anyway," Yosuke said.

"… …. That's it?" Chie asked.

"Fine you're… the way you fight and dress turns me on," Yosuke stated quickly.

"v-… well-… really?" Chie questioned like she was disappointed yet still felt complimented.

"Uh… where's this leading cause… I think I lost the point in our conversation," Yosuke said.

"Yeah I… think I forgot to," Chie said.

"Hey Yosuke," Souji said. He and Yukiko were somehow being led by Susano-O and Suzuka who for some reason looked disappointed in them.

"Souji you… uh… you were following us," Yosuke said almost like he was surprised to see them, but not.

"Sorry," Yukiko said.

"We saw you and thought it would be fun to follow you," Amaterasu said apologetic.

"So… uh… are you two…?" Yosuke was trying to ask.

"Yeah this is the whole reason why I was punishing Suzuka," Chie told him.

"What them?" Yosuke asked.

"Well actually I asked Susano-O to try and pair them up in an attempt to… it's complicated I'll tell you another time," Suzuka said.

"Whoa whoa wait! To-You two?" Yosuke asked surprised pointing at them.

"Yeah… it's weird the day that we actually started talking together Susano-O told me-."

"Eh-eh-eh-eh, ex-nay ex-nay," Susano-O said.

"I thought you didn't go beyond my limits," Suzuka said.

"I didn't… you'd still want to hit me," Susano-O told her.

"So what about you? How long has this been going on?" Souji asked them.

"After the bet," Chie said, "Yosuke somehow got the guts to try and ask me to keep going out with me."

"I saw Suzuka threatening Susano-O earlier and not hitting him that was creeping me out. What was all that?" Souji asked.

"Chie was punishing her and made her promise not to hit me till the day was over," Susano-O said.

"Alright… I've had enough!" Suzuka announced, "Chie… please tell me that this was the last date already, because I want to go back to hitting him!" she pleaded.

"What? You guys are done?" Souji asked, "But I didn't get to see you do anything."

"It's not the last date," Chie said with her arms crossed.

"What?" Yosuke asked.

"W-What do you mean?" Suzuka asked her.

"I'm going to keep this up as long as I… as we want," Chie told her, "And you know what, just for fun I think I'll take you out with a few times."

"Ooh really?" Susano-O asked.

"Really?" Yosuke asked only mildly surprised.

"You can't be serious!" Suzuka yelled.

"Is that alright with you Yosuke?" Chie asked.

"You're asking if I care?… uh… ,"Yosuke didn't know what to say.

"Go for it man, this is probably the best we'll get out of pity or whatever it is," Susano-O said.

"Yeah that sounds fine," Yosuke said.

*CLANG* Suzuka dropped her weapon, and even through her black tinted helmet they could tell her eyes were looking like they were suddenly void of all hope.

"Sooooo," Susano-O started, "You feel like apologizing to me in some way, cause it looks like we'll be together for some time-." *BAM*

In an instant Susano-O was knocked to the ground by Suzuka's oncoming fist.

"How the hell did I become the victim?" she asked.


Kisdota: Done. Now all of you remember I'm getting work done on the inside of me so late. But then soon we will all laugh as I screw with the timeline of the Culture festival, YAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Persona'L Problems

The Preview has been approved for all Audiences.

"Where do we begin?" Susano-O asked looking down from a building.

Looking over the city.

"A year ago these uh… cops and lawyers," Sukuna began speaking to the other criminals, "Wouldn't dare cross any of you I mean… what happened?"

"So what are you proposing?" Kintoki asked him.

"It's simple," Sukuna said, a flash shot of Susano-O, "Kill the god of wind and seas."

And explosion ran out as Shadows in the TV world all ran in fear.

"Izanagi," Amaterasu said, "This is Susano-O."

"Ah hello," Izanagi said, "Amaterasu's told me all about you."

"Heh, well I certainly hope not," Susano-O said jokingly.

Dinner party at the Amagi Inn.

"Any psychotic ex-boyfriends I should be aware of?" Izanagi asked Take wearing a bow tie.

"Oh you have no idea," Take told him.

A group of thugs/shadows terrorize the party happening right now.

"Good evening ladies and gentlemen," Sukuna said letting out a shot of Megidola in the air.

*boom* Car explodes.

"We are tonight's entertainment," Sukuna said as more of his companions terrorize the area.

Scene change to night, at the corner of the top of Junes.

"I see now what I have to become to stop thugs like him," Susano-O said.

"AAH!" Souji suddenly woke up from his bed, "What the hell kind of dream was that supposed to be?"

(Note: In case you didn't guess it was a 'The Dark Knight' trailer parody)