A/N
I am really, really sorry about not updating. My area has been getting a lot of rain lately, and when it first started Tuesday, there was a huge lightning storm that took out my area network(thus preventing me from getting on the internet from then to about five on Friday.) which also prevented me from using any computers, because I didn't want any circuits to get fried. Surge protectors only go so far. Anyway, this is the first time I've been able to update, so I'm very sorry. Lastly: My band camp starts in about three days. Because of this, my updates may take longer. Thanks for being patient with me guys!
Stupendous Storge
Forge: I sense a disturbance in the force.
Amara: Was that comment-
Ororo: I do not understand why that girl persists in these stories. They have no value, no worth, are entirely unimaginative and pathetically simple.
Beck:….
Dexroth: ….She knows too much.
Beck: Take care of her.
Lightning and machinery. They went together like ….
Beck: What do they go together like?
Amara: Fire and Water?
Jubilee: Wind and Rain!
Rahne: Peanut butter and jelly!
Beck:…hunh?
Fred: Fish and Chips!
Amara: Chocolate and Cherries!
Dexroth: Whipped Cream and Pumpkin Pie?
Ray: Cats and dogs?
Dexroth: No, these are things that go together well.
Ray: Oh.
Lance: Lance and Kitty!
Kurt: Didn't you hear what he just said?
Beck: Forget that…
Rahne: Peanut Butter and Jelly!
Beck:…Fine.
Lightning and Machinery was like Peanut Butter and jelly. It went together well.
Beck: I'm hungry.
Pietro: Did youknowyou don't haveanyjelly?
Beck: I was aware. Ask Rahne. She's on some sort of bizarre kick.
Dexroth: Chicken and Gravy…
Beck: Dex, please shut up.
He had always admired her for her beauty.
Ororo: He'd better.
Dexroth: What ever happened to them admiring you for your mind?
Ororo: Count it as a plus.
Dexroth: Ah.
The way she effortlessly controlled the elements, just as he effortlessly controlled the electronic components that he kept by his side.
Jamie: Wouldn't Forge dating Ms. Munroe be like me dating a female Crypt Keeper?
Beck: chokes/
Dexroth: I…don't know. Why don't you ask her?
Jamie: ….Hey, I may be small, but I know when someone's trying to set me up. Who do you take me for, Scott?
And best of all, she graced him with a love that saw past the differences that may have been.
Ororo: Don't bet on it.
Jean: Oh come on now, Ororo, it's not so bad.
Wanda: Does that mean you want to announce your undying love for Blob?
Jean: Like Hell! …Oops…
And that love kept them together.
Ororo: Because nothing else is.
Rahne: But all you need is love!
Dexroth: I think peanut butter goes to your head, wolf girl.
Rahne: Hey! I am allowed my own little indulgences, alright?!
Dexroth: I never said you weren't!
Rahne: You implied it!
And in the Institute where they worked, it was obvious the love that radiated from them.
Ray: Most obvious for the epidemic of sick students.
Sam: And emotional scarring.
Roberto: Don't forget the mental scarring.
Ray: Yeah, but that's already so obvious with the students, it's not worth mentioning.
Logan: What about physical scarring?
Ray:….help…
They spent every spare minute in each others' company. Waiting.
Ororo: For the revenge they will enact against the writer.
Beck: Okay, just for that I'm going to make the ending really sappy.
For that one day, when they could both spread wings and fly, fly off into the sunset, to live on an island all of their own with dozens of children and professing their love to each other every moment. There, where they could live to be old and gray, and yet still see each other as the most beautiful things in the universe and—
Forge: Okay, that's going far enough. I don't want to hear any more. Professing love gave me a scary mental image.
Ororo: You had better not have thought of anything.
Dexroth: We have sowed the seeds. Soon chaos shall sprout.
Beck: A little late for that.
And they would live happily ever after. But for now, they settled for the wonderful kisses they both gave without prejudice.
Kitty: To each other and nobody else, I hope!
Remy: Kisses wit'out prejudice? Sounds nice.
Rogue: I come and find stupidity. Shouldn't surprise me, but it still does.
Remy: Cruel, chere. Tell Remy, you got prejudice?
And the love they both shared.
Ororo: Hah! Another prime example of a simple story with no plot!
Dexroth: It has a plot. You just have to poke it awake.
Beck: Dex, don't encourage.
Forge: I don't think I was in character.
Dexroth: You hardly ever are.
Forge: What does that mean?
Some questions are better left unanswered.
randomnimity: Glad to see a new reviewer. Hmm…I'll think about it, but as far as couplings go, I have over fifty to deal with still. I'll keep it in mind though.
rage-girl-05: Yes, but isn't that half the fun of the jokes? Heh, two days, eh? Well, I'm glad you liked it enough to go the whole way through!
LoyalServantOfLordMaboroshi:A fish? Just what I wished! No, just kidding, but thank you. I hope you like the chapter!
bobtheheadlesschicken: Interesting alias you have there. Plot flavored doggy treats? Now that's an idea! …Actually, that's a pretty funny idea, that may be an interesting plot in itself…but that is neither here nor there. Demand my list? Sorry! That's a secret, but I can assure you that both are well tortured.
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