Written for ayerf and beta'ed by dacian goddess.


Hermione, Severus and Lucius were gazing at the dead plot bunny.

"At least we got it before it got us," Lucius remarked.

"Thank heavens," Hermione echoed. "It was the sappy story plot bunny."

"It's a pity that this particular plot bunny reproduces faster and more than the others. Its progeny might want to get revenge," Severus said.

His two companions shuddered. They'd rather meet the depressing story plot bunny than be trapped in another disgustingly sugary story.

"Let's not linger here," Lucius suggested. "We have yet to find the threesome plot bunny and ask it to give us political asylum."