Short but oh no!

I push Bella behind me and spin around to confront the ghost I assume is her father.

"Oh sweet baby Jesus…where's the rest of your head?" I scream as I look at the man standing in front of me.

He is dressed in a fancy black suit with a white shirt and a blood red tie.

What is the most disturbing is that half of his head is gone from where the shotgun blasted through his skull.

"I shall ask you again to unhand my daughter." He said.

"Your daughter? Your daughter? You don't have the right to call her that! You sent her away cause of some insane idea that she was evil and then you kill your other daughter when she acts normal. No fucking way will I unhand anyone!" I yell and then nearly pee my pants as he walks towards me.

"They are evil…both of them! They need to be punished for their impure thoughts!" He screams right in my face and I hear Bella whimper.

"No. I won't let you touch either one of them. This is my house and I will not let you do this."

And cue the pants peeing as he reaches behind his back and pulls out a shotgun.

"You shall suffer for your insubordination son." He snarls as he pumps the gun and aims it right at my chest.

Oh shit…

Shall I make you wait? I think I might...

and can I just say...1800 reviews...HOLY SHIT!