A/N: I don't own Penguins Of Madagascar or Invader Zim or Jack Frost. You'll see what I mean. I DO own my OC's. ON WITH THE STORY!
The next day, I felt like I was forgetting something. I knew it was Sunday, so it was my day off. I just didn't know what I was forgetting.
I went to the kitchen and grabbed a waffle Gir was making. After a few bites, I noticed an odd taste. I swallowed and said, "Gir, what's in these waffles?"
"There's waffle in 'em!" Gir exclaimed.
"I know that. What else is there?" I asked.
Gir said, "There's peanuts and soap in them!"
I felt sick. I felt the vomit come up my throat, but I held it back. I said, "Gir, why?"
"It's tasty!" Gir said swallowing a waffle whole.
I shuttered and said, "I'm going to go vomit now Gir."
"Good luck!" Gir said as I walked away.
I ran to the bathroom, but bumped into Private on my way there. I said, "Don't eat the waffles!"
"Why?" He asked.
"There is soap in them! I'm going to barf now," I said. I walked into the bathroom and proceded to throw up for ten minutes.
After that, I felt much better. I walked out of the bathroom and back to my seat at the breakfast table. Alex, who was in his pink (laundry mishap) tee shirt and blue jeans, said, "Ate the waffles?"
"Yeah. I'm better now," I said with a deep sigh.
I looked up and saw Private was eating the waffles. "Private," Alex said.
"Hm?" Private asked.
"Those waffles have peanuts-," Alex said.
"-And soap in them," I told him finishing Alex's sentence.
Private turned green and ran to the bathroom. "Should have warned him," Alex muttered. Then he said to me, "Alexis, you look even worse than yesterday."
I rested my head on the table and said, "Yeah. I only got like three hours of sleep last night."
"Nightmares?" Alex asked.
"So many," I told him.
"What were they?" Alex asked.
I started to cry and said, "You, and Nancy, and Ness, and everyone else dying. In another one, you all told me that you hated me, and left me alone. In the third one, Break and 323 came back. They killed everyone on earth, and then got to me. Break said, 'You're useless. You know that?' Then 323 said, "You're just a big waste of air.' Then he pulled out a lazer gun, and finished me off."
I wiped my tears away and Alex was chuckling. "What's so funny?" I asked with a frown.
"Alexis, sometimes you can be really stupid. We couldn't leave you. We all really need you," Alex said.
"Thanks. Now, Irken Training practice twenty-three to thirty-five," I told him pointing to the door.
"What? Why?" Alex asked.
"You called me stupid. Now go!" I exclaimed.
Alex sighed and walked outside to start his punishment. "Sometimes Alex," I muttered. Private came out of the bathroom and sat back down at his seat. "Better Private?" I asked him.
He nodded and said, "I can't believe I ate soap."
"Zim ate some of Gir's waffles a few months back. He burped bubbles for two strait weeks," I said with a smile.
Private laughed and said, "That's impressive."
"Gir!" Zim yelled walking into the kitchen, "Are you making those EVIL waffles again?"
"They aren't evil masta! They're tasty!" Gir exclaimed.
"They're evil Gir! Throw them away!" Zim yelled.
Gir started to cry. "Ugh! Gir! Just throw them away! Please! Do you remember the last time Zim ate one of those waffles?" I asked him.
"Yeah! Masta was burpin' bubbles!" Gir exclaimed.
I shook my head and said, "Just, please, throw the waffles out Gir."
"Only because it's Valentine's Day!" Gir exclaimed.
"That's what I'm forgetting! Valentine's Day!" I exclaimed.
"You actually forgot?" Dib asked walking out of the guest room wearing a pink shirt with a red heart on it.
"Yes, and I was very stupid for OW!" I yelled. It felt like something hit my butt. I looked at it and saw and arrow. "CURSE YOU CUPID!" I screamed. I pulled the arrow out of my butt and broke it in two. A heart came out of the broken arrow and the heart broke into two pieces.
"Rotten Cupid," I said throwing the arrow to the ground. I walked outside the apartment and saw Alex going Irken Training Exersize one hundred twenty. "Alex!" I called, "That's one hundred twenty! Not thirty five!"
Alex groaned and fell. He had to stand on his head, and keep his feet forward, but he kept them back. "Try again baby bro," I said.
"I'm two minutes younger than you!" Alex exclaimed.
I smiled and said, "Just do thirty-five."
Alex rolled his eyes and got on his head. He kept his feet forward, and after ten minutes, finally fell down.
"You're getting better brother," I told him, "You made it three seconds longer than last time."
"Don't you have people to shoot in the butt?" Alex asked.
"That's Cupid. I'm more like Mother Frost," I said.
"Did you make that up by yourself?" I heard Jack say.
I turned around and smiled. "Hey Frost," I said, "What's up?"
"Nothing. Just wanted to see you. Haven't seen you in a while, so I thought it would be okay if I stopped by," Jack said, "Is that okay?"
"It's fine. I just think my apartment is getting cramped," I said.
"Why's that?" Jack asked.
"There are," I started to count on my fingers, "Eleven people in my apartment. All friends, and my brother."
"Hm. Did you really come up with that, 'Mother Frost' name?" Jack asked.
"No, Gir did. I told him I was a combination of Mother Earth and you, and he called me Mother Frost. It was a cute nickname, so I decided that's my official name," I said.
Alex smiled and said, "Yup. And we all think when Gir calls her that, it's adorable."
"Frying pan," I said.
"SO MUCH BURNING!" Alex yelled running into the apartment building.
"What's with him?" Jack asked.
"He was burned by a frying pan a while ago, and now every time he hears those words," I said, but was cut off by yelling, "SO MUCH BURNING!"
"He panics," I said finishing my sentence.
"Oh. Well, I have to go freeze Russia. Nice seeing you again Alexis," Jack said flying away.
"Bye Jack!" I exclaimed. "Alex! There is no frying pan!" I exclaimed walking back into the apartment.
"Alexis, did you upset your brother by saying rying an?" Nancy asked leaving the first letter out of 'Frying' and 'Pan'.
"Rying An?" Skipper asked, "Do you mean Frying Pan?"
"AHHH!" Alex yelled running to my room.
I hit Skipper with a frying pan, making him fall to the ground. Nancy took the frying pan from me and said, "You're getting very aggressive!"
"Says the robot built to destroy!" I yelled.
I walked to my door and tried to open the door. Locked. I sighed and said, "Alex. Open the door. Skipper's being an idiot."
"I resent that!" Skipper exclaimed.
"You are," Alex called from my room.
"Baby Brother, come on," I said.
"No," Alex said.
"Alex. Open the door. Now, or I'll make you do irken training exersize two thousand," I told him.
"I don't care how hard that is, I'm not coming out!" Alex told me.
"Come out! I'm on my knees!" I said going to my knees.
"No!" Alex said.
"Oh come on!" I said.
A/N: Anyone know where I got 'So much burning' from? Anyone? Anyway, I don't own that saying either because it's a close saying to what I'm thinking of. Review!
