"Okay, so for this part of the challenge, the ukes will be showing off some of their best rejection lines." Zoey announced but then she smiled, "But, there's a twist: the ukes will be paired up with a random seme so the lines they say will be even more scathing and traumatizing!"
"Yay?" The semes gulped.
"Let's go!" Zoey laughed out.
Ike leaned into his chair, trying to be cool, "So, can I see you pretty soon?" Immediately, Hidan snapped back,
"Bitch, you don't think I'm pretty now?"
"No, no! I mean-!" The mercenary sputtered before he sighed, "Forget it."
Kakuzu walked over to Greece and began, "So, I saw you from the other side of the bar and..." The brunette spoke up,
"Sorry, but... my rate is $750 an hour so..."
"I'm gone." Kakuzu threw his hands up and left.
"Haven't we met before?" Prussia smirked towards Kabuto. The medic-nin nodded with a smile,
"Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." A chorus of 'oh's' arose in the area and Gilbert was about to say something but he shook his head and walked off.
Kyle was about to get another drink when Korea jumped in front of him and said, "I'd really like to get into your pants, da ze."
"No thanks." The redhead responded, "There's already one asshole in there...", before taking his drink back to his seat and leaving the spastic nation in shock.
Before Damien even walked said a word, Itachi calmly spoke, "Sorry, but I have standards that you will never ever meet." The anti-christ tried to protest,
"Yeah but-"
"Ever." Itachi insisted, almost growling but not quite (because, as we all know, Uchihas don not growl or do anything humiliating).
"Oh... Aren't you cute~!" Prof. Oak cooed when he saw Pit. The angel smiled,
"Oh, um... well... you seem nice, but... there's a slight difference in our ages." Then Pit squinted his eyes as he looked at the Professor, before he added, "You are one jurassic geezer."
"Where have you been all my life?" Orochimaru cooed to Ben. The brunette hero huffed,
"Judging from the looks of it, for the first half I wasn't even thought of yet."
"Oh! Burned!" Naruto called out.
Aster was unfortunate enough to be Poland's target. The platinum-haired teen slowly walked over to the blonde nation who was talking away on his phone and took a deep breath before he smiled,
"Hey, you're pretty cute-"
"Oh God!" Feliks yelled in horror, "Like, what crawled down your throat and died?"
"Excuse me?" Aster shrank back in shock, actually breathing into his hand and sniffing. Poland dry-heaved for a moment before he asked,
"Like, what's your name anyway?"
"Oh!" Aster beamed, "Aster Pheo-"
"That explains it. I knew you had to be Spanish because your breath is kicking!" As the laughs arose amongst the area and Aster fumed and marched over to Lithuania, yelling,
"Your girlfriend's a bitch!"
"He's my boyfriend-"
"Your boyfriend's a bitch!"
"Hey baby, what's your sign?" Kevin asked.
"Do not enter." S. Italy smirked, sipping his drink.
"Wait, wait!" Canada held his hands up to Link, "It's not you, its me."
"What?" Link blinked. Matthew sighed,
"You are interested, I am not."
"Hey, I have the answers to all of your problems." Stan stated to Gaara. Gaara blinked before he said,
"Hm. I already know the answer to my worst problem." Then he got up and walked away.
"You remind me of a fine wine, mon cher." France sighed as he ordered another drink.
"How so?" Kisame asked, finishing off his own glass.
"From the look of things, you would take far too long to mature enough for my tastes." Francis concluded before he walked off.
"Hey!" Kisame yelled, "I will have you know that I am plenty mature and- Ooh! A penny!" The bluenette got distracted as he looked at the floor.
"Excuse me?" Craig tried getting Sheik's attention. "Um... Hello?" The Sheikaiah seemed to be too busy drinking his red potion. "Hey!"
"Oh, I'm sorry, did you say something?" Sheik blinked. "I couldn't notice you over all of your blinding insignificance." Craig frowned but he huffed,
"Well, excuse~ me-" In a flash, Sheik had a blade pressed against the teen's throat.
"So help me goddesses if you say 'princess'!" The Sheikaiah growled, one of his eyes twitching.
"Hey, I-" England began, just to be interrupted by a,
"No.", from Chazz.
"But I-"
"No."
"Come on, I-"
"No."
"Can't you just-"
"No."
There were a lot more scathing comments, but to make a long (agonizing) story short, a lot of the semes ended up drowning their losses in alcohol.
"Team Uke wins!" Dawn cheered, making Zoey sigh,
"Damn it. I just lost twenty-bucks..."
A/N:
Team Seme: 600
Team Uke: 600
Le gasp! The tie, it must be broken!
-Tyranno's girl.
