Update! After almost a month.
I'm sorry.
This chapter is kind of a filler since it's so short but I will try to post a longer one maybe this weekend or next week.
Again, I'm sorry. Tumblr and Deviantart were exploding in my face and I had to calm them down before returning. My bad.
Also, I take no ownership to FNAF! The series belongs to Toby - *realizing this isn't an UNDERTALE story* - I mean Scott Cawthon!
Gawd…that huge mistake was gonna get me killed…
The Fazgang stood outside Jeremy's door as the redhead bawled like a baby.
It had been a few hours since this all started and nobody knew how exactly what happened.
All they were able to see was Mari carrying a chainsaw with a bit of red hair on the sharp edges.
Freddy crossed his arms and looked at the puppet. "You know, you never told is what happened between you and Jeremy."
"So spill!" Chica added, following the bear's lead. "Y'all know Bon Bon and Chi can't hold Mike back much longer."
The chicken pointed a thumb towards her sister and the blue bunny as they struggled to keep the brunette under control. After a few seconds, Bon cried.
"WHY US?!"
The magician looked between the struggling Toys to the angry Chica and Freddy that stood in front of him. He sighed.
"Alright. Fine. If you really wanna know…" he looked towards the ceiling in thought, everyone else following sue. "It was a few hours ago…"
~I~I~
"Hey Jere! You wanna see a magic trick?!"
The human looked away from the computer game he was playing to look up at the puppet. "Yeah Mari?"
The magic filled being snapped his fingers as a chainsaw appeared in his hands.
Immediately, the onlooker's face paled. "Uh…Mari? Are you sure this is safe?"
The puppet nodded. "Of course! It's a common practice from my home country!"
And where is that?"
"The United States!"
And with that, he turned the construction tool on. Jeremy screamed and ran out of the dining room. Mari saw this and rushed behind him, chainsaw whirling in his grip.
"Come on Jeremy! I promise I won't kill you!"
"Get that thing away from me!" the redhead shouted back.
The duo proceeded to chase each other around the living room. It was like a certain cartoon dealing with a cat and mouse.
"I HEAR RUNNING!" Freddy shouted from up the stairs.
Jeremy immediately stopped, causing Mari to catch up to him. Due to the puppet's tall height, the chainsaw didn't touch the human's back.
It went straight to his head.
Green eyes widened when he suddenly heard the device slice into something and within seconds, he saw his nicely combed Jewfro…
…slide off his head and onto the floor.
~I~I~
Mari then turned away from the ceiling towards the group in front of him.
"And that's what happened!"
Foxy blinked, looking up at the ceiling before turning back to the lanky puppet. "…I…I don't get it. What…what were ye lookin' at?"
"The point is…" he began to twiddle his fingers. "I may have cut off Jeremy's afro…"
At the mention of his beloved hair, the human behind the door wailed even louder.
"WHAT?!" Mike shrieked as he tried to wrestle his way out of his restraints. Fred and Mangle rushed to their friends' aid as the brunette continued to get free. "Let me at him! LET ME AT HIM!"
"I'm sorry!" Mari cried.
"I'M GONNA KILL HIM FOR HURTING MY JERE BEAR!"
"I said I'm sorry!"
"ENOUGH!"
Everyone stopped moving (and probably stopped breathing because Foxy's face was starting to turn purple) as Chica got in between the squabble and glared at them.
"Ya'll two are fighting like a bunch of monkeys!"
"I like bananas!" Fifi cheered.
"Shut up!" the chicken squawked, causing the vixen to cover her mouth. Chica then turned back to the two men. "Now, I know it sounds bad but I don't think it looks bad."
"Oh, it's terrible." Mari stated bluntly, shaking his head. "Trust me."
She gave the puppet a glare before marching over to the door and knocking. "Jeremy! Get out here!"
"NO!" he replied. "My hair would blind the world with its ugliness!"
"I don't care! Let us see!"
After a while, he sighed and walked up to the door. "Fine…if you really insist."
He opened the door and shock filled the entire hallway.
I cannot give you the description of the haircut because it is way too awful. So just imagine the younger Justin Beiber with a huge bald spot on the top of his head.
…yeah, it's that bad…
"WHAT IN THE WORLD?!" Bon Bon cried.
"It's HORRIBLE! Just HORRIBLE!" Chi cried, fainting.
Her sister caught her as Freddy exclaimed. "That is the WORST haircut I've ever seen!"
"Bald. Bald. Bald. Bald." Bonnie cried, pointing towards Jeremy's head.
"My EYES!" Fred screamed as his pupils lit on fire by the sight.
"Sweet mother of Davey Jones! Cover yer eyes Billy!" Foxy cried as he and Mangle instinctively covered the little boy's pupils with their non-hook hands.
"Go back in the room! Go back in the ROOM!" Goldie exclaimed as the man did just that, shutting the door behind him.
And so, Jeremy waited several weeks for his hair to grow back.
Now…possible update to my UNDERTALE fic!
See you soon!
~Ty
