Disclaimer: I don't own Fruits Basket.

From: Kyoru-4-eva

This question has been on my mind for a while (and it's 4 everyone): who do u

think would win in a fight, cavemen or astronauts?

jax (a short name cuz I'm one of the good ones)

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Dear jax,

Yeah thanks, you are one of the ones that make my life easier. I have a comment to make; you have too much time on your hands to think of this weird question! I swear out of all of the questions I have ever gotten, this has to be the weirdest!!! But what the hell, I'll answer it.

I think cavemen.

-Kyo

This is Yuki. Stupid cat, cavemen wouldn't win against astronauts! Astronauts have way more technology and are better at strategy. So therefore astronauts would win against cavemen.

NO WAY! CAVEMEN HAVE CLUBS AND ARROWS, THEY ARE WAY STRONGER THEN ASTONAUTS!!

No, astronauts can think of a plan to help them win.

-Yuki

Can I say something? The question kind of reminds me of you two. Kyo is the caveman and Yuki is the astronaut. Kyo charges in without thought, while Yuki is more aware of his surroundings and thinks more about what he is going to do next.

-Izzy

I agree.

-Haru

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY???!!! THAT I'M STUPID?! I'LL GET YOU FOR THAT IZZY!!!

Kyo, what did your counselor say to do when you have outbursts?

DAMMIT! SCREW THE COUNSELOR!! I DO WHAT I WANT, NO ONE CAN FORCE ME TO DO ANYTHING THAT I DON'T WANT TO DO!!!!

I don't think his anger management classes are working.

-Yuki

Me either.

-Haru

OF COURSE THEY DON'T WORK!! I JUST SAID I DO WHAT I WANT TO DO!! AND I STILL SAY THAT CAVEMEN COULD KICK ASTONAUTS….!!!!

And I still think that astronauts would win.

-Yuki

I don't really know.

-Haru

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Izzy: Sorry that answer probably didn't help that much. Just think of Kyo and Yuki fighting, Kyo being the caveman and Yuki being the astronaut, then I am sure you will reach a conclusion. By the way that was a creative question!! I was laughing so hard when I read it!! I will repeat myself once again, I am specifically looking for creative questions ok? Advice will be answered of course because after all this is an advice column.