This one shot was inspired by SpiritualLoneWolf's one-shot, 'Take a Hint', so I hope this is enjoyable!
A Girls' Anthem
It was just a normal day at the Valley of Peace where Faith and Skyler were just walking around the village to get some fresh air, nothing out of the ordinary. Skyler began telling Faith this story about hearing Ryo fart in his sleep numerous times and that grossed out Faith a little, but did find it hilarious though.
Just then, they seek two random guys; one who's a coyote, 18 years of age and wears a raggedy silk blue vest and ripped shorts and another one who's a wolf; 19 years of age and only wears shorts, but has his face and body pierced and a messy and spiky mohawk around his heads; that were staring at both of them and they wanted to gain their attention.
The coyote went after Skyler while the wolf went after Faith and as they got in front of them, the coyote asked, "What's a fine fox like you doing in a place like this?"
"Uh...not focusing on you." Skyler replied.
The wolf then takes a glance at Faith and he couldn't resist looking straight into her face and said, "Hey there, good looking. Wanna be my cheetah girl?"
Faith rolled her eyes at the wolf and she replied, "No, thanks. I already have a boyfriend."
"A boyfriend? Come on now, baby...your boyfriend would never know about us." the wolf said, when he attempts to place his hands on her.
Faith then stomps his foot, resulting a yelp coming from him...but even that didn't deter him and he said, "I like them feisty."
"Why don't you guys get lost?" asked Skyler.
The coyote then told her, "You and me are gonna be howling at the full moon tonight and then...spend the night at my place."
"I wouldn't even go to your place even if I was dead." Skyler retorted.
The wolf didn't seem to take rejection well and wants to go up and beyond Faith's reluctance and he said, "I've got a full body of tattoos. Wanna touch them?"
"Ew...no." Faith replied, in a disgusting tone.
He then placed himself in front of her and said, "Put your paws on my body..."
"Yeah, what's it gonna take for you girls to give us some action?" the coyote then asked.
Soon enough, both girls saw a stage near them and they decided to throw out the best idea ever and Faith said, "Who needs action when we can say them to you?"
Not long after, Faith and Skyler went across the stage as they sung a little song for the two 'posers' as the music plays.
Faith: When I saw that you would hook up
the first time
We're saying, 'This is it, we've had enough'
Because like
You don't really know us, ain't it rough
So just get up out of our face
Boys: What?
Skyler: We don't want you coming around and say
'Baby, kiss me and you're life is gonna change'
Trust me, we wouldn't let you own us for a day
We'd say, 'we hate you', we'd mess you up
then you both say 'I love you'
Both: Oooh...ooh-ooh-ooh-ohh
We're calling it off for good today, so
Oooh...ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
So listen up, cuz we're telling you, we're telling you
We are never ever, ever gonna get together
We are never ever, ever gonna get together
You go talk to your friends
Talk to our friends talk to me
But we are never ever, ever, ever gonna get together
Like...ever
Faith: You really wouldn't want us to start a fight
Cuz you'll fall for it, screaming that we're right
Skyler: And you would find a way to lose your freakin' mind
with some stupid looks that's much cooler than mine
Both: Oooh...oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
You're coming to us again today and...
Oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Once again, we're telling you, we're telling you...
We are never ever, ever gonna get together
We are never ever, ever gonna get together
You go talk to your friends
Talk to my friends talk to me
But we are never ever, ever, ever gonna get together
Ooooh-ooo-ooh-ooh-ooh, yeah
Ooooh-ooo-ooh-ooh-ooh, yeah
Ooooh-ooo-ooh-ooh-ooh, yeah
Ohh-oh-ohh-oh
Faith: In your minds, you'd think
that we'd last forever, ever
Skyler: But we're gonna say
never say never
Faith: Ugh, so you come up to us like
I want your body
But...this is ridiculous, you know?
Skyler: Yeah, you are never gonna hook up with us
like, ever!
Both: No!
We are never ever, ever gonna get together
We are never ever, ever gonna get together
You go talk to your friends
Talk to my friends talk to me
But we are never ever, ever gonna get together
Ooooh-ooo-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooooh-ooo-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooooh-ooo-ooh-ooh-ooh
You go talk to your friends
Talk to my friends talk to me
But we are never ever, ever, ever gonna get together
After that song, both boys seemed a big surprised that they really meant it and as they walked away, Skyler asked, "You think they got the message?"
"If they don't, they'll learn it...the hard way." Faith replied.
The song is 'We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together' from Taylor Swift. Notice that I made a little alternative to the lyrics, so enjoy! Hazards, weigh in please!
