AN: I think I mentioned this before, but I don't really like it when people center their story around a song. I mean, I can handle it if they just inject a few lyrics at the very beginning, but when it becomes a drawn out songfic... shudder.
We don't know what the tune is, dammit!
Or... maybe I just don't like the songs themselves. Yeah. That's probably it. You'll see what I mean when the song in this chapter comes up.
Last note: if you're a fan of One Piece, don't forget to check out my new OP drabble collection!
The Horribly Offending Musical Band
In a strange place called an Alternate Universe, there lived five normal teenagers. And even though this means that the story technically isn't about the Teen Titans, if you think about it, it has been categorized so, just for the hell of it.
"Hey, dudes, we should start a band!" Garfield said one day.
"But why?" Victor asked.
"Because, we're cool enough to do so!" Garfield said, flossing his teeth and reading his Calculus textbook.
"Sounds like fun." Dick said.
"Can we join?" Kory, or Kori, asked.
"Shore tang!" Garfield said.
"I'll be band manager." Rachel said in her monotonous voice of emoness.
"Alright! From now on, we are the Teen Titans, the possible name of our alter egos in some other universe that we shouldn't even know about!" Garfield said.
"Booyah!" Victor booyahed.
So Dick was playing guitar, coolest instrument EVAH, Victor was on drums, Garfield was playing that other guitar thingy, Kori, or Kory, was singer, and Rachel worked with that sound box thing that makes them sound good even though they really aren't…
SHHH!!!
They decided to play a horribly corny and inappropriate song, dedicated to every pairing there was in their little group.
Kori, or Kory: We are in a baaaaand
Because we're all really great friends
Friendship and love and sparkly romance!
Chorus: Sparkle sparkle sparkle romance
Glitter glitter glitter friendship!
Drum solo
Kory, or Kori: The other day
I made out with Dick
Then we had some hot sex!
Even though one of us might have caught an STD!
Chorus: Sparkle sparkle sparkle romance
Glitter glitter glitter friendship!
Guitar Solo
Kori, or Kory: Then we heard some funny sounds
Coming from the closet
It turns out that it was Garfield and Rachel
Having secret sex!
Drum Solo
Kory, or Kori: Even though this song really sucks
And we shouldn't be singing about sex
It doesn't really matter
Because of our friendship!
Chorus: Sparkle sparkle sparkle romance
Glitter glitter glitter friendship!
Kori, or Kory: Then we all saw Victor
Making out with his car!
We were all really shocked
Except for Rachel, because she expected it all along
Chorus: Sparkle sparkle sparkle romance
Glitter glitter glitter friendship!
Kory, or Kori: Now I'm going to have a child
Who I'm going to name Mary Sue
Because she's obviously the product of some demented teenage girl
Though that doesn't make any sense at all
All: Yeah!
"Well, guys, that sucked more than my mom's super sour lemon pie." Rachel said in her monotonous voice, taking off her earmuffs.
"I thought your mom was dead." Garfield said.
"Oh no he di'int!" Victor said.
AN: Oh yeah, I went there. Next chapter will be on...
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