mr. doop: And so, I´m back! Let´s get this show on the road!
Prinny: I´ll get the transportation, dood!
mr. doop: Onward, my penguin companion! To victory, or bust!
Disclaimer: I don´t own squat. Depending of what that 'squat' is…
12:38, Wednesday.
After another week of traveling, Christian and his harem have arrived at a small town. "Finally! Civilization!" Blaze cheered.
"Good thing, too," Kimmy agreed. "I was getting really damn tired of sleeping in the wild."
"Aw, c´mon, guys," Catherine pouted playfully. "Being outdoors isn´t that bad."
Amy nodded. "Think of all the fun things you can do," she added. "Things like running, exercising, exploring… stuff like that."
"Sorry, but only ones who share the same love of running and indifference to speed limits can enjoy those things," Kira stated.
"Well, there´s still the 'exploring' part," Christian intervened. "I mean, that´s what we´re doing right now."
Julia coughed in her furry hand. "Correction: that´s what we´re doing on a regular basis," she said. "What we´re doing right now is…"
"Chill out like there´s no tomorrow!" Flora finished excitedly.
The tailed Tamer sighed. "Okay, but before we do that, let´s get to a Pokécenter," he suggested.
18:38.
"Ah~, this is living…" Silvia sighed dreamily. She and her harem-sisters, excluding Lassie, were inside of their room´s overly large bathroom. More specifically: the big Jacuzzi in the overly large bathroom.
"It´s been ages since we last had a bubble bath!" Kira sighed.
"Too bad that Master didn´t wanna join us…" Catalina pouted.
"What was his reasoning, again?" Annika asked.
"I remember his exact words," Julia stated and made a parody on Christian´s voice. "'If I take a bubble bath with you, then you´d all want an orgy, and then I won´t have any energy left for the entire day.'" They all giggled at the parody.
"Master seriously needs to be more of a party animal!" Blaze stated, to which the rest of the girls nodded.
"Eek!" Lightning suddenly gasped, her face, already red from the heat, turning redder. "Someone´s foot touched my clit!"
"Sorry – that was mine!" Flora apologized.
Luna then suddenly gave a squeal of surprise and squirmed. "W-Whose tail was that?!" she asked.
As this fan-service-y scene went on, Christian and Lassie were currently in the main room, lying on the bed while watching television. Well, 'watching' was not the best accurate word to describe it; it would be more in the direction of 'zapping through the channels in search of something good'. "Porn… porn… porn… porn…" the tailed Tamer droned monotonously as he scrolled through the channels.
"You know, most people your age would love to watch porn," Lassie stated.
"I don´t watch it for two reasons. One: they´re always bad; two: I´m living out one with you guys. Every. Single. Night."
The canine sighed and held a hand on her bulging stomach. "You know, I really want to get done with this whole pregnancy thing. As it is right now, I´m only in my second month."
He turned his head away from the screen to look at her. "You know, you could take more than one at some point," he pointed out.
She sighed. "I wish I could, but I´d risk having miscarriages. Also, I´m not really sure if I need to give birth to a healthy litter to evolve."
Christian shrugged. "Hey, you´re the one who want to evolve through a nine-month process," he said and turned his attention back to the television.
The news was currently showing on the screen. "Good evening, and welcome to Kanto News," the newscaster greeted. "Starting off tonight´s news, a Bimbo in her early twenties has reported to the police that someone has been stalking her every day for the last few weeks. After a bit of police work from the local Jennies, the Bimbo has been informed that there exists something called 'her shadow'. Her mother has now been told the same. Next up, a factory that created homunculi – artificial human beings – has been shut down. The reason for this is that the homunculi were, as someone put it, 'too perfect in nature and made Pokégirls newborn babies in comparison'. All specimens from the factory have been captured and executed, ending 'Operation Mary Sue', as it was called, once and for all."
Christian and Lassie both raised eyebrows at what the newscaster said.
"Next up, pig Pokégirls make great disturbances."
Before the newscaster could continue, all electrical devices in the room were suddenly shut off. The two of them sat up in alarm, but then calmed down. "It must be a power cut," the Growltit figured.
The two of them then heard a door open and turned to look at the entrance to the bathroom. "What the hell´s going on here?!" Blaze´s angry voice sounded.
"A Power cut interrupted your bath," Christian explained. "Ignite your tail so we can see something." Just as he had finished the sentence, the light came back on. "Never mind."
When the girls had all gotten dressed, Lassie stated, "Hey, it´s completely dark outside!"
The others looked out of the window and saw every single building completely lightless, as if they were abandoned. "Geez… it looks like a ghost town out there…" Catalina commented.
"I´ll go see what´s going on," Christian said. "Stay here."
He left the room and walked down to the lobby. Several Joys were running around frantically, and a bunch of Jennies were interrogating a few people. He walked up to one of the police Pokégirls and asked, "What´s going on?"
She turned to face the tailed Tamer. "Well, obviously, the entire town´s been cut off from its power supply," she answered, sounding annoyed. "As for the reason, we do not know."
"Then how come this place is still working?"
She sighed again. "Every Pokécenter and hospital has their own emergency generator in case of a situation like this." She pointed at some of the panicky nurse Pokégirls. "The Joys are all running around and checking up on their patients."
One of the other Jennies walked up to the one Christian was talking to. "Captain!" she saluted. "Some of the civilians have suspected that the resident Slutges have invaded the hydraulic generators in the sewers."
The captain made a face of disgust. "Great…" she said sarcastically. "Not only is the power cut, but it´s because of those nasty bitches."
Christian looked up the mentioned breed name in his Pokédex.
SLUTGE, the Slime Pokégirl
Type: Humanoid Human
Element: Poison
Frequency: Very Rare (city dweller only, depends on cities for food source)
Diet: Sewage, garbage, rotten food
Role: Garbage collectors? Revenge?
Libido: High (Very High during full moons)
Strong Vs: Plant
Weak Vs: Psychic
Attacks: Poison Mist, Spice 3, Poison, Sludge (*), Small Clone (*), Headbutt, Pound
Enhancements: Semi-solid body, absolute poison immunity, poisonous 'flesh'
Evolves: N/A
Evolves From: N/A
A discovery in 300 AS, believed to be a failed attempt at cloning Tittos or possibly some sort experiment on the Titto's ability to copy the forms and attacks of other Pokégirls.
Though she appears to be a gel-Pokégirl akin to the Titto (in its natural form), its color is purple, it can't shape shift and its body is largely poisonous, even to the touch. Despite looking like she's constantly dripping fresh slime, she's solid enough to take damage and even faints, and when she's unconscious, she reverts to a puddle of goo.
These gooey Pokégirls live primarily in sewers or in other areas with high amounts of garbage, as it is their primary food source. They have even been seen devouring industrial and medical waste to no ill effect. They seem to have no real stomach limit, but stop eating to digest what they've taken in. Slutge generally revert to their 'puddle' form for this. Regardless of their form, they often have a powerful odor that is often referred to as the worst smell any living creature should be allowed to make, especially if they've eaten any discarded food.
At night, their bodies will solidify more and they will seek out a partner to mate with. They don't seem to care about the gender or even species of their partner. They produce surprisingly little smell when solid, neither their flesh nor their 'sweat' is poisonous and they cannot use Sludge or Small Clone during this time. Nevertheless, they often kidnap men for brief Tamings before going back to their lair to rest. They sometimes get willing victims who foolishly think that they're Tittos in their natural form.
These Pokégirls are also completely immune to the Widows' Hyper Venom, as one Widow was seen repeatedly stabbing a rather large Slutge, and the Slutge did not die, though after a massive beating, it was knocked unconscious. Despite winning, given the Slutge's natural toxicity, the Widow may have been poisoned for its efforts.
Cities have put up with Slutges, largely because of how useful they are at cleaning up landfills.
Scientists have already deduced that it is utterly and completely useless to try and poison a Slutge. She is completely immune to the Widow's Hyper Venom, magical poison, and even biochemicals. They do avoid radioactive materials, though.
(*) – Sludge (ATK 160): Exclusive to the Slutge, the Pokégirl hurls a large ball of her own body at the target. This has the same force as a 300 lbs medicine ball and has a 60-80% chance of poisoning the opponent if it hits, as well as inducing various other status ailments.
(*) – Small Clone (EFT): When a Slutge devours enough 'food', any number of smaller clones of her may form and come out of her body. These smaller clones have 1/10 of her hit points and cannot use any attack with an attack power over 100. They disappear into slime puddles when the main body faints. These clones cannot use Small Clone themselves, nor do they eat or need Taming. They often accompany their 'mother' to capture men. Outside of combat, they generally survive for a month until evaporating.
Christian put his ´dex away and asked, "Why did you put hydraulic generators in the sewers?"
"We placed them there to hide them from any criminal organizations who´d want to terror bomb our power supplies," the lower-ranking Jenny answered.
"Our Psychic division will not like this…" the captain groaned.
Christian then got an idea. "Hey, why don´t I—?"
"No!" the captain interrupted. "We´ve been given strict orders to not let anyone outside in a situation like this."
Christian sighed and returned to his room, where he told his harem what was going on. After he told them, he smiled devilishly. "So…" he began, "who here wanna go down in the sewers and help stop this mess?"
All of the girls gave him weird looks. "Okay, um… Master…" Julia trailed off, pinching the bridge of her nose. "Look, we know very well that you´re a bit adventurous… and also that you´re always willing to do the right thing… but…" Here she raised her voice. "…I HOPE TO GOD YOU´RE FUCKING KIDDING ME! DO YOU REALLY WANT US TO GO DOWN A SEWER?!"
Christian, shaken and slightly scared, quickly took back his question. "Okay, fine. I kinda already knew what your response would be… I just asked for fun." He then cleared his throat and said seriously, "But we need to get rid of those Slutges if this town´s gonna have a peaceful night. Catalina, do you mind teleporting me outside?"
The Mistoffeles crossed her arms, a frown on her face. "Only if I´m allowed to stay out the hell of the sewers," she replied.
"Of course you are."
The magical feline walked over to her master and grabbed hold of his hand. Before she teleported, she gave the rest of the harem a very important order: "Get a bath ready. Now."
18:47.
Out in the dark streets, the tailed Tamer and his Magic-type spotted an open manhole. "This is either made by the Slutges or by someone who went down there to stop them," Christian stated, looking down the opening.
It took a few seconds for the horrid smell to reach her nostrils, but when it did, Catalina backed away twenty steps. "I´ll wait for you… over here," she called, pinching her nostrils shut.
Taking a deep breath, he jumped down into the manhole. Down there, other than noticing the putrid stench, he spotted someone in the distance. It was a purple-skinned, purple-haired Pokégirl. She noticed him as well, smirked invitingly, waved her hand in a welcoming gesture, and then slowly moved through the sewer canals.
I´ve got a baaaaaaad feeling about this… Christian thought as he followed her.
Tamer: Christian Haydon.
Harem:
Julia (Tigress), {Alpha} level 39.
Kira (Panthress) level 47.
Blaze (Whorizard) level 42.
Flora (Venuswhore) level 35.
Catherine (Cheetit) level 44.
Silvia (Warcat) level 39.
Lightning (Peekabu) level 35.
Luna (Umbrea) level 36.
Kimmy (Amachoke) level 36.
Lassie (Growltit) level 37.
Catalina (Mistoffeles) level 40.
Amy (Sonica) level 38.
Annika (Cheetit) level 38.
mr. doop: Another half-assed chapter, I know, but this is just filler so that story one can be finished first. (gasps) My evil, evil plan has been revealed!
Prinny: Okay, dood. I´ve got good news and bad news. The good news is that I´ve gotten our transportation ready.
mr. doop: And the bad news?
Prinny: You have to wear this.
(Prinny hands mr. doop a Prinny costume in his size)
mr. doop: Aw, man… do I have to? I´ve just put on this awesome disguise. I wanna keep being mr. doop.
Prinny: Well, now you´re Prinny doop, dood.
