To commemorate my 100th review, here's a small teaser of what's to come next season...
My Fairy Season III Preview.
Natsu calls out to his partner Gray as he offers him some cover fire. "WHERE'S THE VAN!"
SCREECH!
BOOM!
SLAP!
SPLASH! Then Erza burns a cigarette hole in the badly bruised-up crook. "I didn't ask if you wanted a freaking lawyer punk!"
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REEOR-REEOR!
CRASH!
SPLUNGE!
Elfman roars as he tangles with a double-jointed Frenchman down a hill. "GARGH! As a Man, I'm placing you under arrest!"
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THUMP!
THWACK!
SLIDE!
Lucy sighs as she throws a bundle of papers on old Chief Makarov's desk. "Here are those Missing Person reports you wanted sir."
"No, I wanted a spunkier constable to get me another coffee thank you very much."
"Sir, I should remind you that sexual harassment is not appropriate in today's work environment."
But the little old man reaches over and pinches the discomforted blonde on the bum. "And I should remind you to lose a few around the waist hot-stuff!"
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BANG! BANG!
SCREECH!
"NOOOOO!"
"YOU'RE OUTTA LINE!"
"NO YOU'RE OUTTA LINE!"
"NO YOU'RE OUTTA LINE!"
"NO YOU'RE OUTTA LINE!"
"NO - wait, wait I got this one...
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...YOU'RE A DICK!"
"NO YOU'RE A DICK!"
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THIS SUMMER …
THE CAST OF FAIRY TAIL...
FIND LIFE ON THE BEAT...
WAS MUCH MORE DIFFICULT...
THAN BEATING PEOPLE UP...
Gajeel holds a cigarette between his teeth as he focuses on a spot on the floor. "Cheh, damn crazy guy in there thinks the old chief's his pops or somethin'. Reckons he can grow claws an' shit too."
Juvia writes down some more notes as she shakes her head. "Yeah that sounds messed up. So anyway did Gray-sama get that present I sent him?"
"You mean the hair you picked up out of the plug in your shower? Yeah he was pretty creeped out at that."
"Aww...That's sweet. I think I'll finally ask him out for a date tonight."
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MY FAIRY SEASON III: Coming Soon...
