Intermission Part Two (Aka Chapter Fifty-One)
Sup motherfuckers! Sara, you called for help? Wait, why the hell are you duck-taped?
Because of me!
Oh, god damn it not you! Don't you have a spider to bug?
I heard you were making a story about Marvel characters, except me. Had to remedy that.
By tying up Sara and duck-taping her mouth?
Yup, used a real duck and everything. The audience loved it, didn't you guys?
Hold up, you can't just break the fourth wall like that!
Of course I can, it's part of my character! Wouldn't want me to be out of character, now would we?
But we're not even writing anything! Look can you just leave? The reason we haven't brought you in yet is because we haven't found the perfect time for it yet.
But it's been established that Tony Stark knows me, and he could have called me in. How come Cap's problematic fave gets to come in, but not me?
Because the fic isn't ready for a merc with a mouth, and if I remember correctly, Bucky was also mentioned. So your argument is invalid.
Aw, come on, I have to come in at some point! I'm one of the most popular Marvel characters, and I haven't even had my own movie yet!
It comes out next year.
Ooo, really?
Yup. Look, can you at least untie Sara?
No, she's mean to me. You're nice.
I'm not going to be if you don't untie her.
Fiiiiiine.
Finally! Thanks, Mandy.
No problem. No one touches my Kohai.
Damn straight.
Still here. And I'm not leaving until I'm included!
Damn it. Look, like I said, we haven't found a way to fit you in yet! Do you know how often we include new characters?!
Yes. I've followed this story since day one. I'm a big fan.
You said it was awful!
Sheesh, learn to take a joke.
My point is, with how often we introduce new characters, eventually we have to get to you, and that shouldn't be too long, we're losing the lighthearted touch we originally had, and judging by the chapter Sara just wrote, we're going to need it.
Hey!
Oh, don't deny it, that's one of the most angsty chapters we're ever going to have.
True.
Anyway, it's only a matter of time before we'll need you. Then you can bug Peter all you want.
Uh, Mandy? You spend most of your time with Peter in the fic.
Damn it.
Too late, already said! I guess I'll see you there, then! See ya! CHIMICHANGAS!
HOLY FUCK HE JUST BROKE OUR WINDOW! IF WE'RE LIKE STARK IT'LL NEVER GET FIXED!
Forget the window, help me up the Kaneki poster back up.
Right, priorities.
Wow that was an experience. Hopefully he doesn't come back in the author's room again. Well, I have Sara's chapter ready, so I'm going to say bye and see you in a bit.
