Standard Disclaimer
The pool is finally open and that means happiness can begin. I am something of a pool addict, well when nobody else is in it. So that means updates will be a little later in the day, still same day mind you, cause I hit the pool as often as I can.
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What We Make of It
Chapter – 44 It was all in the plan
or –
Why Hild is the best/worst mother ever
Waking slowly, Shinji yawned as he looked at his clock. Ever since he moved in with his adopted mother, mornings were slightly more hectic than usual, but today was special. Today Hild was going to stand in front of his class and tell them about herself, and the fact she was one of the few creatures brave enough to adopt another persons child. "I just hope things go well," he mumbled before he finally noticed that he wasn't alone.
A raspy breath caressed the back of his neck. Heat permeated his back as two soft yet firm objects pressed firmly against him, and while not the most 'active' of men Shinji had fairly good idea what it was. Rolling away from the body, Shinji majestically fell out of his bed and elegantly bumped his head off the nightstand. "Asuka or Rei I thought I told you not to do that or Mama-Hild is going to…" Shinji's ritualistic reprimand that would have other men hating him more was cut short as he saw who was sleeping in his bed.
Rubbing the sleep out of her eyes as Shinji's failed attempt at speaking woke her, Aoi felt the cold wind of the A/C hit her nude body. Pulling the blankets up and covering her nubile form, "Shinji-sama don't look at me!" It was part of her new job to be a 'bed warmer' and while Aoi was insanely modest she wouldn't go against Hild's wishes less she lose her place at Shinji's side. "I mean M-Master don't look at me…I'm not ready for you to see me like this," she pulled the blanket in closer.
"Aoi-chan what are you doing in my bed? Mama-Hild said you were going to have your own room…I carried you into it after you fainted!" Shinji squeaked out. Still shy about the whole naked woman in his bed that just pressed herself against him thing, the lad quickly turned away from the woman. After Aoi fainted, Shinji and Hild had a long talk about things. Shinji didn't like the idea that Aoi was now in Hild's employ, but was glad that it would make Aoi happy.
Waking from her faint late at night only to find Hild and some green haired woman standing over her, Aoi had been firmly instructed. She was Shinji's concubine, and as such she was to allow him to see her, all of her. Bashful but somehow excited, Aoi let the blanket fall and pool in her waist. "Shinji-sama, this is part of my job now. I'm to make you happy and as per Hild-sama's order I'm to sleep in your bed like this," her voice lost its power as the air again seemed to play with her body.
Spinning back and shouting hotly, "But why are you naked?" Shinji agreed to his mother's demand that he not interfere with Hild's business. But this was a bit much, naked women other men would cut off body parts to see was not what Shinji wanted to wake up to. "W-What if somebody else saw you?" Shinji flubbed and waved his arms frantically.
"I see her and find her bust to be marked smaller than my own and your guardian Attim," Kos-Mos stated blandly as she watched the chaos ensue. "If you are wondering she stole into your bed some two hours after you fell asleep. She was nude when she came in and posed no threat to you so I allowed it," Kos-Mos recalled without a hint of jealousy. Unlike the humans, Kos-Mos accepted the fact that she was going to share her master with others so it didn't bother her to see nude women climb into Shinji's bed.
Sumomo was dancing around singing "breasts" as Kotoko tried to find something to hit her with. It was just a normal morning for Shinji's robotic assistants.
In a move of slight reluctance and hesitation, Aoi slid further off the bed and away from the blanket, allowing Shinji an full and unabashed view. "Hild-sama said this is how things are to be for us…and I was going to marry you so it…it is no different. I am yours in mind and body…all of me," Aoi said haltingly as she extended her arms out to the man she was technically now bound to serve.
His eyes went wide as he saw something far more private than he had ever seen before, Shinji stood up quickly and did what most men do when confronted with something he didn't understand. Shinji ran to find his mother. "Mother!" he shrieked as he ran, and as an interesting choice of wardrobe was clad only in his shorts. "Mother why is Aoi naked in my bed?" he asked as he found his mother sitting at the breakfast table.
Sipping her orange juice, Hild loved juice, the CEO of hell was expecting this little outburst. It was going to take a little time and effort to make Shinji comfortable with being a harem master. "Shin-chan calm down and have a little breakfast. We can talk about your Aoi-chan as you get your morning meal," Hild cooed to her son. Never for a moment did Hild regret her decision to adopt Shinji, he was the second most important person to her next to Urd now.
"How can I be calm knowing she's back there in my bed…I saw her…I mean…I…" Shinji's face flushed as he remembered clearly what Aoi had all but offered him. Seeing Hild's 'stern' face, Shinji stopped his fuming and beset his food with some unease. Hild was a good parent, firm when needed but playful otherwise. Eating his western breakfast of eggs and sausage, Shinji gazed back up at his adopted mother finally seeing her choice of clothing. "Wearing a business suit to school today? It looks really nice on you," he mumbled. He couldn't say the truth that Hild looked sexy as hell in her finely made Italian business suit.
Pinching her son's cheek, Hild smiled widely at him, "You're going to break so many hearts with that attitude of yours sweetie." But with the listing of would be bed warmers in the hundreds, Hild had to admit he was going to break some headboards too. "As for Aoi-kun, if you're not ready for nudity I guess I can have some lingerie made for her," Hild did spoil on occasion. "Now you hurry on and let your new pet…friend know that she is expected to meet Morrigan for additional training while you're at school," Hild watched with delight as Shinji scampered off.
Materializing the moment Shinji left the room, Morrigan huffed loudly, "Seriously why did you allow that girl to be one of Shin-baby's concubines? She's so…so…meek and goody two shoes! She actually fainted, Hild! How can she serve him if she's like that?" Morrigan didn't care for Aoi's doormat-esque personality. As a succubus Morrigan knew what and how to get men into a nice frothy state and was not believing Aoi could do the same even with training. "Katsuragi is one thing, that woman is sexy as hell, but Sakuraba is just to bland!" Morrigan fixed her hair as she debased Hild's second choice for Shinji's aides.
Finishing her juice, Hild just shook her head slowly. "You young demons now a days are to impatient. You've forgotten what true evil is all about," she said in her haughty manner. Seeing Morrigan's confused glance, Hild continued. "Evil isn't about destroying or pillaging. It is about corrupting innocence and Aoi is the personification of innocence. It'll be so joyous to corrupt her and make her make her Shinji's personal pet," Hild was the CEO of hell for a reason. "A willing and controlling 'innocent flower' is just the thing to start off my darling son's harem," Shinji was exempt from the corruption of innocence, Hild loved that part of her son.
X – Did I mention Hild is fun to write? – X
"Sasami I'm petty sure Shinji doesn't have a Lolita complex so why don't you try for something closer to his age?" Washu joked. Having hacked into Kotoko's eyes, the petite scientist was half watching Sasami as Shinji made his way to school. "It's almost like you don't WANT to go back to school with him," she snickered as Sasami threw a small temper tantrum.
Stomping her foot, looking like a ten year old, Sasami did her best to act her age. "This is hard Washu! I haven't had 'godlike' powers my whole life so this age manipulation thing is tricky!" she whined. Her merging with Tsunami did give her a wealth of power, experience, and knowledge but it did come with a few drawbacks. "And how do I make it so I stop hearing those damn druid's prayers?" she jabbed a petite finger into her ear to stop the hippies requests.
Sparing Misaki a glance, Washu had to be careful of incurring the mother's wrath. "You're lucky you have lovers of nature sending you prayers, Sasami. All I get is programmers begging for their code to compile right," Washu shook her head at the sorry humans. "Just try to think of something else and the prayers fade away," as for the ethical reaction of ignoring prayers Washu didn't care.
Flashing the Goddess a magazine, showing just how much she wasn't paying them any attention, Misaki pointed at a very elegant dress. "I think you should have an earth style wedding Sasami. The catholic wedding dress would look SO cute on you…and the bride's maids outfits would just be darling!" Masaki squealed. Having chosen the date for the wedding already, Misaki was just loving the planning. "What do you want to be Washu-chan a bride's maid or a flower girl?" the mass of strength asked the tiny child.
"Mother could you put that away for now please?" Sasami pouted. "I can't believe you told everybody at school that Jurai was a polygamous kingdom too," Sasami was not liking the idea of sharing despite knowing she had to. "You could have at least waited until we DID get married before letting those harpies know," Sasami wasn't a big fan of Shinji's popularity with the ladies, but was happy that Shinji was oblivious to it.
Just to aggravate her favorite sister, Washu changed into an adult just to show Tsunami how easy it was for her. "Ah, is Sasami being selfish about the hunk of man-meat her soon to be hubby is? Seriously the amount of princess and princess of Jurai is going to explode once Shinji stairs fulfilling his 'royal obligations'" Washu couldn't wait to see the results of some of the more unique genetic mixtures.
Palm to cheek, Misaki giggled, "I'm going to be a grandmother! Oh I can't wait to spoil my grandchildren. Sasami make sure you have a daughter first ok? We can paint the room pink and…" Misaki continued gushing her mind rotting happiness as she envisioned Sasami and Shinji's first child. Being a woman of the modern age, Misaki didn't mind the notion of her little girl becoming a woman, such thoughts were blown out of her mind once Tsunami created life in front of her.
"Well it seems your mother just gave you her blessing to ride the Shinji stallion off into the sunset," Washu stopped trying to figure out Misaki's brain, it was to much like Mihoshi's and that scared Washu to no end. Swapping back to her child form, Washu could see the frustration and embarrassment on Sasami's face. "Look just picture yourself at the age you want to be and will it to happen. The whole deal about 'de aging' was a lie to mess with your head," Washu admitted.
Her face scrunched up cutely in anger, but Tsunami's calming influence kept Sasami from trying out some of her attack abilities. "I should have known you were playing with me!" she gripped as she pictured herself as Shinji knew her. Feeling her body expand to the right proportions to fill out the kimono well, Sasami hummed in pleasure. "That is better. And mommy can we not talk about me being a…a mother yet?" Sasami wasn't in that big a hurry to carry a life in her womb.
Closing the magazine and adding it to the pile of others, it was almost as tall as she was, Misaki's head bobbed. "Well as long as you have some that's fine. OH does Ikari-kun known how to make children? If not I guess I can teach him the way to go about doing it, I'd hate for my darling Sasami's first time not be wonderful, so he has to be skilled," Misaki hummed aloud. "Maybe we should get him several teachers to insure he can please you. He is ok with being dominated right? It is Jurai custom," Misaki produced her whip from hammer space and handed to the bewildered Sasami.
Watching Misaki warp Sasami's brain was always something Washu enjoyed. "Well with his mother hiring women to act as his servants I'm pretty sure he'll know how to handle a sword when it comes time for him to slay Sasami's wedding night," she snorted as gales of laughter broke from her stern visage. Whether Misaki was joking or serious, Washu didn't care as Sasami's near explosion was a riot.
"WASHU, MOTHER Stop talking like that please!" Sasami yelped as the involuntary mental image of Shinji carrying her over the threshold of not only her home but also the threshold of adulthood, Tsunami was paying more attention. Being the goddess of Nature, Tsunami was all about copulation, it was natural after all, and the goddess had been alive since the dawn of time and was ready for a physical relationship. Sasami was not enjoying Tsunami's ample use of imagination. "I'm going to make sure that crazy woman isn't making more poisons," Sasami stomped off to check on Ritsuko leaving the hens to speak.
Clearing the tears of laughter from her eyes, Washu finally managed to stop laughing. "I needed that, been ages since I had a good laugh. Oh Misaki, do you mind if I give Aisha to them as a wedding gift? They can both kiss her after they kiss each other and wake her up," Washu was ready to get the Ctarl-Ctarl out of storage and into action. Misaki however had pulled a new magazine out of the stack she kept hidden from Sasami…her daughter was skittish on bondage, but it was part of royal custom. Washu grabbed a book and assisted more to pass the boredom than anything.
X- Misaki thinks in a way mortal men cannot fathom – X
Today was going better for the pint sized teacher, and Chiyo hoped it continued that way. "Up next class we have the father of Minako Aino, please greet Kenichi," Chiyo gestured the slightly pudgy and balding man in a business suit next to the perky and fame starved solder of Venus. "He works as a programmer for one for…" Chiyo's eyes popped open as she read from the sheet, "Umm…a programmer for 'Late Night Games' so feel free to ask him technical questions," and there went Chiyo's good mood.
Wiping a dribble of sweat from his forehead, the man who made porn games for a living stood before many potential customers. "Yes children, I write video games for a living, and my daughter as you know is Minako," he scanned the boys questioningly. Kenichi knew his daughter had many admirers, having sent a lot of them packing, it was a father's duty to protect his little girl. "Computer programming is a lot simpler than you might believe too," he added as he scanned over the females for game ideas.
Raising his hand a little to quickly for the girls comfort levels, Kensuke couldn't let a chance like this slip by. "Sir, where do you get your inspiration for the games you create?" as a lonely computer geek, Kensuke had many games from Minako's father's company. He especially like the training games, but then again Kensuke had issues with controlling people. "And can you let us know about what you're working on now?" he gushed.
Adjusting his glasses, much the same style as Kensuke's, Kenichi chuckled a little. "Well a lot of my inspiration comes from my wife," he said honestly. It was awkward at first, as all arranged marriages tend to be, but soon Kenichi found that Akemi was just as freaky as he was and well…Minako had noise canceling headphones for a reason. "As for what the company is working on now, it's a collaboration with Nerv of all places. We got some readouts about one of the pilots and making a simulation based on that," they paid a pretty penny for Shinji's readings but advance orders of the game had already paid for it.
Standing up quickly, his body chilled, Shinji frantically looked around the room. "Wait…you haven't done something with Ayanami have you, because I'd have to accidentally fall on your building if that were the case!" Shinji was quick to defend Ayanami's honor. She was one of his first friends in town, he found her fascinating and alluring, and he was not going to let people play erotic games with her as the star!
Waving his hands dismissingly, Kenichi doused the flames of Shinji's horror quickly. "No-no its company policy to never take a woman's likeness without paid compensation and full parental consent. Your little alabaster doll is not featured in our product," Kenichi didn't think anybody would want to see the albino nude anyway, who would?
Sitting down with a heavy sigh of relief, Shinji totally missed the fact that the only other person Kenichi could have meant was himself. "Ok, just making sure," Shinji relaxed a moment only to tense up as Ayanami ran a finger down his spin in appreciation. Having so quickly jumped to her defense, Shinji had no idea that not only had he shot up even further in Rei's heart, but the other females as well.
"Dad stop talking about gross things in front of the class!" Minako squealed in embarrassment as her father preened. Having a father that created geek smut was something Minako wasn't happy about, but she loved the crazy old man regardless. Being a beta tester for the 'Shinji breaking' game was a nice perk too, and Minako was ready to see how closely the game mirrored reality.
Her mind in a constant state of panic, Asuka feared that her mother was going to show up a day early. "Speak faster meat sack so we can get this day over with, I have places to go and sinners to set on fire," Asuka meant hang around with Shinji but she had an image to maintain. "And if I don't get a free copy of that little game of yours I'll sent a horde of incubus to make your dreams very interesting," Asuka did like the idea of playing around and learning how to better interact with her vassal.
Ideas, ideas, and more ideas were just screaming from all the exotic femme fatales, and Kenichi was going to use modified versions of all of them. "Y-yes, if nobody has any other questions, I'll see you at home Mina-chan," he waved at his daughter and headed out of the room. Fantasy games weren't par the course for "Late Night" but after seeing how those girls reacted to the boy that was going to star in their latest creation got him thinking. A demon girl was very nice, but read hair wasn't going to work…maybe dark blue like that woman in the leather bikini he saw outside the school.
X- Naga's wardrobe is scary –X
"So let me get this straight," Maya thumbed her chin as she leaned hard against her chair. Work had been boring as of late and the child-minded genius was spending her time lately playing an odd game with the Magi. "Ikari-kun moved out of your apartment when we was adopted by this Hild woman, and now you've been invited to move in when them? Doesn't that seem odd?" she asked Makoto who was always paying attention to anything Misato related.
Sitting on Maya's console, flashing her blue and white stripes ever so casually noticed by Makoto, Misato nodded. "That about raps it up, yeah. And before you say anything, yes it is the Hild having all those auditions for 'caretakers' and no I'm not one of them," Misato was a step above them so she was the caretakers caretaker. Having spent the night in her new room, across from Shinji's, Misato was going to enjoy working for Hild, namely because it meant she could be with Shinji AND get paid for it! Crossing her legs again, Makoto nosebleed, Misato giggled to herself. "And I'm an official quality tester for her now too," Aoi just barely squeaked by Misato's inspection.
"So Misato gets to have her cake and eat it too while I have to spend my days as a damn invalid!" Ritsuko wasn't taking her continued punishment well. So she may have blabbed a few of Nerv's secrets to a bunch of children, did that mean she had to be blindfolded as well as tied to a chair? She didn't think so. "And would one of you ever so kind backstabbers scratch my nose! It's been itching since yesterday!" Ritsuko was a subscriber to the idea if you yelled loud enough people would listen.
Spinning the good doctor's chair around, Attim proceeded to launch the screaming projectile across the room. "Did either of you hear something?" the buxom black leather clad fighter asked daintily after Ritsuko crashed. "And you do know Katsuragi, that I have an interview with Hild this afternoon too, right? As Shinji-kun's personal bodyguard I need to be where he is," and with her body healed and her life extended Attim had a lot of time to plan.
Finally noticing the pile of man-mush Makoto turned into, Misato kindly pushed the lump off the chair so Attim could sit. "I won't go easy on you if you get the job, I have a rigorous set of necessities for the women under my command," Misato enjoyed having power over Attim. Like every other woman that saw Attim, jealousy was paramount. Then when they learned how close Attim was with Shinji it made them spit concentrated hated so potent it melted diamond. "What have you been up to lately anyway, Shinji's been wondering why you haven't been around," Misato didn't really want to know but thought she might as well ask.
Flexing her arm, incased in Washu's new stealth suit, Attim bounced to Misato's displeasure. "I've had to take it easy for a few days, doctor's orders," Attim admitted. Washu had been adamant that Attim relax as the DNA altering treatment not be rushed. "But I have been keeping an eye on you, and stealing into peoples room's to kiss them in their sleep is a little childish for you isn't it?" Attim was enjoying Washu's technology.
"Oh that's so cute! Misato has a crush on somebody? Who is it? Who!" Maya tittered like a five year old on a sugar high. Typing in several more commands into her console, making the pixilated creature on the screen scream out in silent horror and try to escape the tentacle monster Maya just introduced, Maya gave Misato her full attention. "Is it Makoto or Shigeru? That Kaji person that Asuka keeps as a pet? Maybe one of the commanders?" Maya continued to guess all the men in Misato's life.
A little nervous about making her feelings for Shinji pubic, Misato used the tried and true plan of distraction. "Maya, what exactly are you doing at your console?" Misato asked only partially caring. Seeing what appeared to be an actual angel being savagely assaulted by the most grotesque thing Misato ever saw, it was a little distracting. Misato would kill and skin Attim later for spying on her moment of unknown physical contact with Shinji later.
Pointing at what would have caused Kenichi to offer Maya a job instantly, the tech just shrugged. "A few days ago I noticed something strange in the Magi, turns out it's a game of some sort. I can create creatures to interact with the 'angel' that I trapped in this program. Its really super fun!" Maya gushed at her new plaything. "But anyway, who did you kiss! You have to tell me!" she pleaded.
As it was, Maya was torturing an actual angel that had tried infiltrating Nerv via the computer system. Maya trapped it and currently making the creature wish for death, but death wouldn't come.
Patting down on Misato's shoulder hard, Attim wasn't about to let Misato try another feeble attempt at dodging the issue. "Well you see, Maya, Misato really likes Shinji-kun. And she stole into his room after she knew Morrigan and Kos-Mos were either gone or powered down, and stole a kiss," Attim gave that shoulder under her grasp a firm squeeze. It was a subtle way of letting Misato know to be more careful in the future, less Attim administer some actual punishment.
"Oh that's just crazy awesome, Misato! I bet Shinji would be really happy if you told him that! You haven't yet or you wouldn't be all sneaky, but all things in time right?" Maya didn't give one hoot about the age difference. "Oh pooh I think I finally broke it this time," Maya pointed at the gravestone that had once been her little plaything. "Hmm…Iruel is such a strange name for an angel, but oh well," she didn't let things like this keep her down.
Turning to Attim, brushing off that firm hold, Misato lightly tapped Attim's cheek with her left hand. "For that you'll have an extra special task waiting for you IF you get the job, and if you don't I'm thinking Hild would actually be able to curb stomp even you with your amazon strength," Misato knew Hild was related to Urd and Urd was capable of crazy things. Plus anybody that could get her to walk out in front of a crowd in what was akin to wet toilet paper had to be formidable.
Standing up straight and checking her watch, Attim rolled her eyes lazily. "I can't wait to see what you have planned, but it'll have to wait for another day. Though I suspect that I'll be replacing you and taking that room of yours after Hild sees just what I have to offer her in ways of service," Attim sauntered off to get ready for the interview. She had no real idea what Hild was hiring these women for, Attim had been busy with Washu.
She was in for a very shocking reveal once Hild told her what the position was all about.
X- Crazy attractive artificially aged women are hard to come by –X
Standing in front of her child's class, Hild was in her natural element. In a cream colored business suit that stopped just below the knee showing off her bronze calves, a thin black tie, and her assorted hair bindings, Hild literally blew the minds of the students. The boys nearly made a mess of themselves, and the girls wanted to swallow their tongues in jealousy of Hild's beauty. And she knew it, and loved it.
Shinji was a different issue however, as he saw her now as a parent and not the smoldering bastion of lust that she was conveying to the other students. To put it simply, Shinji was worried the other kids would find some fault with her and mock him copiously. Added to the confusion was the fact that after Chiyo announced Hild's turn and the CEO of hell walked into the room not a sound was made. He was a little concerned.
Once the ability to open her mouth and make the pretty sounds come out of it, Chiyo tried not to drop the sheet with Hild's information. "L-Like I said students, this is Hild, sorry I don't have a last name on my sheet, and she-she is a CEO of I can't pronounce this word," the child teacher was so flustered that even simple actions were hard. Being in the presence of somebody like Hild was something normal people never know, but it was akin to realizing that you were a very small creature before a very large one.
Pinching Chiyo's cheek playfully, Hild was adoring her little impact on the normals. "Aren't you just the most charming teacher I've ever seen? Yes you are hun!" Hild clapped her hands together and turned to face the class that would have done anything Hild asked. "And you are just about the most well behaved students I've seen too. But where is the fun in being good?" she prodded her temple with her index finger and struck a pose that sent two boys down with blood loss.
Her own mind fought the urge to run screaming in terror of the overflowing sexuality and power of Shinji's mother, Chiyo held her sanity by a thin strand. "D-Does anybody have a question for H-Hild-san?" Chiyo had a question she wanted to ask but sagely did not. If I ask her what she is I don't think I'd like the answer. She did not want to anger this woman, but she didn't know why. Attractive people were a dime a dozen, but something about Hild screamed out danger like the sirens did in Silent Hill.
Touji, in all his idiot glory, spoke first. "What do you do for a living, Ma'am?" Even the jock was smart enough to not speak improperly or out of line. His eyes feasted on the fine specimen before him, but his brain was quick to inform him that pretty things can be deadly. And that is Shinji's mother. From a distance Ken and I were drooling, but up close I'm freaking shivering! Hild had a powerful affect.
Sitting in the chair provided, Hild daintily set her hands on her lap. "No need to be so formal or afraid my darlings. Mama-Hild won't hurt you, unless you do something to deserve it," Hild said with sincerity. Some of these girls had turned in applications to be her boy's servants, and Hild was making this a business meeting and a school event. "Now to address you question Suzu-chan," Hild made it a point to know her son's friends, "I deal in commodities."
Souls were commodities in hell and heaven, and Hild did her job perfectly. "What I do is a lot like working with the stock market. Buy low and sell high, corner the market and squish the competition until it is a fine paste in your hands," Hild made a fist and when she opened it held an apple in her hand, much to the collective gasps and applause of the students. Tossing the apple to Usagi, Hild liked the looks of that one, "Does anybody else have a question for this boring biddy of a CEO?"
Finding Hild to be the personification of everything she ever wanted to be, Minako was quick with her outstretched hand. "Your hair, makeup, even your clothing are just so perfect, how do you do it?" as a teenage girl Minako spent her fair share of time primping and prepping. Hey if you wanted to catch the most highly contested male in Tokyo-3 you had to look your best, and getting in good with the mother was a good move too.
Tossing that girl an orange, Hild pulled at the aforementioned hair. Reading people is what Hild excelled at, and she knew without a doubt what type of person Minako was. "Experience mostly my dear, trying new things, different things, and before I knew it I had a good system going, if you'd like you can come over and I can give you a few tips," Hild reclined in her chair and let the students bask in her unbridled power.
Slowly more students started asking Hild questions, and each question was answered and a new piece of fruit given to the child. As the questions and fruit were dispensed the class opened up more and more to the woman, the fear of her started to depart but they still felt so insignificant before her.
"Do you have a boyfriend?" Usagi asked after she finished eating her apple and there was a lull in the questions. "And do you have any tips for asking boys out that you really like?" Usagi's eye fidgeted and she stole a glance at the now relaxed Ikari.
The tiniest of frowns crested Hild's full lips as she thought about that little question. "Sadly no I don't have a lover, the last one didn't work out so well, but don't let fear stop you from going up to that boy or girl you like and exploring personal space," Hild was all about basking in the glories of what having a body could offer. Winking at her son, "You have to be comfortable with yourself before you can make anybody else feel good."
"Dude man, your mom is like hella sexy…I'd think she was a super model if she didn't say she was a CEO of whatever company she works for," Kensuke gushed as Hild continued to field questions, now mostly from the girls on the subject of relationships. "How did you meet her anyway, and what did you do to have her adopt you?" that was the oddest thing Kensuke couldn't figure out. Somehow Shinji meet Hild and made such an impression that the woman adopted him.
Before Shinji could reply, Hild tossed Kensuke a banana, "You're supposed to ask ME the questions cutie." Hild did like the geek look, her type was more of the brain than the brawn anyway. "As for what happened with my son and me, its personal so don't pry sweetie. Needless to say I love that boy as my own and vice versa," she locked eyes with Shinji and the pair had no doubt of the words validity. But never one to stew on emotional issues, "Which brings me to my parting words," Hild held out her hands to calm the uproar of students wanting more time with her. "Now, now kids its unbecoming to beg. All I have to say is that I'm currently hiring some…workers…for my home and some of you young ladies look like you might fit the bill. So if you're interested just come to my place with Shin-baby and we'll see how things work out," between the sheets preferably but Hild didn't mind some unusual places for slap and tickle and Shinji would need to be skilled at those as well.
Much like the day before, Shinji noticed a crazy shift in the female populace as Hild bowed politely and left the room. "Why did she have to put it that way…they have no idea what she meant!" Shinji whined to Touji and Kensuke and got absolutely zero sympathy. Knowing that Hild was attempting to hire damn concubines for him, Shinji did NOT want to walk some unsuspecting girl to his home only to have them learn what Hild was hiring for! They'd think I'm some pervert or something! There is no way they'd want to be…be like that!
Oh how little Shinji knew how wrong he was, but that was half the fun for Hild anyway.
Outside the school as Hild made her way to the meeting with Attim, the CEO of hell noticed somebody she hadn't expected to see. "Oh Naga-kun, you're little girl is busy setting up wardings and bindings to seal you…she's so cute when she's feeling inferior to you," Hild pegged Asuka down straight.
Letting out her signature laugh, Naga the White Serpent wouldn't have suspected any less of her darling daughter. "Oh-ho-ho-ho its hard to be this beautiful and not have her angry at me for it. I mean her little breasts remind me of Lina so much…I guess she takes after her father in the chest region," Naga continued to laugh as Hild left…and she bounced with ever laugh.
X- Naga's costume is so bizarre but then again a lot of fantasy armor has less is more –X
Author notes
Eugh…I fell sick today for some reason. Maybe to much sun…Well hope you liked this and continue to support this oddity that just doesn't seem to end…
Ja Mata
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