Chapter 55

A/N: I LOV UYOU DARRYL! HAPPY VALENTINS DAY EVRY1!

MI uncle and ant(WHO are darryl and saras parents) r comin to live with us because they live in the hose next door (Mi dad uncle work the same farm) and 1 of thee pips brok! I figured out after a minute that pips was supposed to be pipes

Anyway thanks to sara AND daryl for editing! The grannar is relly good in this chapter! Right...

Chapter 55:hamlets (DAts hagrids SKOTTISH NAME, hagrid is his Southern name )

we followed hamlet down the hall.

HE WENT TO…

THE THIRD CORRIDOR!

HE was giving fluffy (You no, that 3 heded dog) SHE GOT THE DOGS NAME RIGHT GASP

Som dog food. "YOU'RE A GOOOOOOOD puppy," hamlet said, petting fluffy all over, "Good, girl!"

WE Runs over 2 him, "hamlet what the heck do yu think your doin?"

"OH, nothing" he says. "IM NOT FEEDIN FLUFFY,' Suree

ANYWAY WE RAN DOWN THE HALL, IT WAS ALL DECORATED FOR KRISTMASS, AT FURS I THUGHT DUMBLEDOR WAS EVERYWER BUT IT WAS REALLY…

SATAN!

"HEY WATS DUMBLDOR DOIN ON THE WALLS,' DARRYL SAID.

OH SORRY I HAVE CAPLOKS ON!1111 LOL

"DNt worry about it,' I tuld him.

I new I haf to keep the secrit that duumbledore is satan 4 the wizzerding world!

"K." he sdaid.

WARNNG EXPLICIT VILENC FOLOWS: BWAR What the fuck does this mean?

THEn…

An evil guy in a cloke came up, "jo bell I am a dum nborthernor her to RAP AND KILL Yu!

"O no," I sad/

But I relized it waz qureel! Why isn't he in jail yet.

"OMg," I thote u wer gay"

"NO… I AM BI GENDER!11" So he is simultaneously a boy and a girl?

"OMELG!"

"AND no…." he sais darmaticly…

"WE shall RAPE U!111111111" Literally stop with the rape jokes. It's not funny. Some people who have read this story have probably been raped or sexually abused at some time in their life and this is making it worse.

I kiked his private parts, he fel over screaamin, "BLUDY MARRY!"

"then I TOOK his teeth out nd I used his teet to bite his…

…..

.

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TOSE! Ow.

Then darryl (I LOV YOU!) and I wnt to the grate hall,"

"OMG," donuld said….

DUMBLEDORE WAS DEELIN WITH SUM VISITORS!

IT WAS….

ABY MILLER AND THOSE STUPID NORTHERN DANCE MOMS!111111111111111111111111111 YAY DANCE MOMS

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