Welcome to yet another scintillating chapter of …
Bleached Armageddon!
By Inuyoshie
I don't own Bleach. That is Tite Kubo's honour.
Chapter 44: Problemas con Comida
El Dios (Aizen)
"My hair is gone!" Szayel screamed. I sighed and took a careful sip of my tea (making sure that spicy sauce wasn't in it). I suppose I was (relatively) lucky. My hair was purple.
Gin waltzed in cheerfully.
"Heya Souske-sama- ooh! Nice hair," he complimented me. "I didn't do it,"
"I figured. You'd use pink or light blue," I replied evenly. "I suppose Aja did it,"
"Speakin' of witch, Aja, Chloe, Nicole an' Maddie are cookin' dinner fer ya all," Gin announced.
"Joy," I muttered. "This will prove to be interesting,"
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I glanced down from my place at the top of my table. (A/N: It's the same place where Aizen holds his meetings o' doom) Almost all of my Espada were there. Even Szayel (who underwent hair replacement surgery) and Grimmjow (who was released from the hospital) were here. However, Nnoitera was not.
"I apologize Aizen-sama, but Nnoitera-sama says he has no will to live anymore and refuses to leave his quarters," Tesla reported solemnly.
"But he's already dead isn't he? So he can't have a reason to live at all because he isn't alive in the first place," Dakota pointed out.
"Ouch," Aja remarked with a wince. Tesla frowned at Dakota and left the dining hall. I sighed and ran a hand through my purple hair. The food smelled very good. There was curry, onigri, some odd pink beverage called 'non-alcoholic sangria' and little sandwiches with cheese in them. Humans eat the oddest of things.
However, what worried me was that none of the girls or Dakota were eating.
Wait- Aja and Chloe have been slipping unpleasant things into food all day (Zommari actually showed up before me and complained about his pies. I can never get anyone to find him for me!). What if they poisoned the food?
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Inuyoshie's after the chapter special of doom and death and destruction!
Yeah, sorry about the short chapter. Next chapter will be fun.
So yeah, for your information, Dakota performed the surgery with assistance from Szayel. The dude actually wrote down what Dakota needed to do beforehand and Dakota did it. Obviously, Dakota is a ninja at surgery.
Also, the sandwiches are grilled cheese, courtesy of Chloe. I can't see Aizen saying that though… so I had to find some eloquent way of saying that. That's one of the things I like about writing from Aizen's point of view. He's a very eloquent speaker.
Indeed. Sorry about the rant. Please review!
