Letters to a Vampire

Dear, Mr. Vlad:

I wanted to say this...YOU ARE SO CUTE, I really love your design and your eyes, YOUR EYES, I FUCKING LOVE RED EYES, also, I pair you up with Denmark.

Love from this fangirl,

natty

PS: Are you really a vampire?

Dear Ms. Natty,

Uhhhhh...Thank-you? Um, that's g-good to know... No, I am not a vampire. I also clearly stated that more than a hundred times a day.

Vlad