I stepped into the Host Club the next day with a wide 'going to win this' smile, no one knew about my intentions, but all I had to do was make Kyoya break his rude attitude; make him dispose his father just once! That's all I have to do and I can win this! Also knowing his father… I'll be a baby maker! And not for Tamaki! I shuddered at the thought as I took a seat at Honey's cake table, which he was chugging cake down as usual.

"Chiryoka, why weren't you here yesterday?" Honey asked, licking icing off his fingers. I rested my head on my arm as I watched him lick his fingers clean, perhaps I could use that trick to break Kyoya? Nah that's to easy… Way to easy! I need something big to break that dumb demon!

"I was sick…" I lied with a sigh, what could I do to break him..? Honey offered me a cake, but I pushed it away with a look of disgust. Too much cake in my life! Honey was frowning and me being a sucker for cute faces I took the cake back; eating it with a fake smile. He clapped his hands with joy and soon after that Takashi took a seat next to Honey, raising an eyebrow at me. I raised an eyebrow back and crossed my arms; you could feel the war rage between us.

"Takashi." I said.

"Chiryoka." He said in monotone. When was the last time I heard him say my name? This is certainly weird… "Are…you feel alright?" This was such a shock to me that I flew back out of chair and hitting my head on the hard floor.

"Are you okay, Chiryoka!?" Honey hopped up and cradled my head in his small lap. My eyes spinned in my skull as I tried to make out Honey's blonde hair. Once my vision cleared I saw Takashi standing next to Honey with worried eyes.

"I'm fine…" I groaned, sitting up and rubbing my head.

"When is your brain ever normal?" The demon voice commented entering the room and making it feel super thick. I shuttered at the darkness I felt, looking over my shoulder. He looked like the Kyoya we all know, but I knew under that skin was the true demon he was. However, today he will witness the true ability of me! I rushed to my legs with a fist pump. Before I could even get a word out, he looked at me dead in the eyes with a smirk, "Girlfriend."

"WHAT?!" Everyone in the Host Club including me yelled. I was completely confused until yesterday popped into my head and I felt sick suddenly. How did he figure it out?! Did his father tell? No, I don't believe so; wouldn't that be against our deal? We didn't say anything on keeping it a secret though… What about his sister?! Oh god… she was pretty excited about us being together; even though it was a lie. Tamaki poked his head out of the back room, it was extremely pale and his eyes were wide.

"W-What did you say?" Tamaki said, closing the door. Haruhi poked her head up from a book she was reading on the couch, she was full of curiosity. The twins were instantly beside me, holding onto my arms. They looked Kyoya up and down with a glare.

"Kyoya, are you mental now?" They said. Honey and Takashi was still behind me, but Honey had to climb on Takashi's back so he wouldn't fall over in shock. He knew how much I and Kyoya didn't get along. It's not like I complain to him or nothing! Haha now that would be mean! haha… Tamaki joined our side, really close to me; he was still shocked.

"Can you repeat that?" Tamaki said, tilting his head. Kyoya fixed his glasses with calm and he looked at me once more, in his eyes I could see he was demanding me to come. I felt my leg go forward, but my mind was screaming to stay where I was; with the protection of the Host's. Stop it feet! One more step forward- no! You're not aloud to step towards him! Another step- this isn't funny! Before I knew it I was facing Kyoya with a glare. How dare you feet! You dirty traitors!

Kyoya looked down at me with that smirk still glued onto his face, getting closer to me; he bent down to whisper in my ear. "I will never break." This didn't send fear into me, but only the opposite; I felt determination soar through me, making me want to push him down much harder! I grapped his uniforms collar tightly, dragging him down to my height.

I whispered back with a matching smirk, "I will never lose as well." I then let him go to give him a bright smile, "I missed you, Kyoya-kun!" in the sweetest voice possible… gross! I have to bear through this! Must win this deal! Everyone paled at my greeting, but also making them blush. Even Haruhi blushed from my uncommon cute voice. It was all high pitched and just… uh!

"Did she just… say what I thought I heard?" The twins gasped, pointing at me. I was leaning forward a little with my hands behind my back so I looked more adorable; which is not my style!

"Is this Chiryoka we're looking at?" Haruhi spoke up, now by everyone else. Tamaki couldn't believe his eyes and he ended up falling backwards from his legs giving out; the twins caught him thank god. "Tamaki?" Haruhi began fanning his face. This made me very angry, how dare she fan him?! I could be doing it with my- never mind that… must concentrate!

Kyoya had a light dust of pink on his cheeks and he had to fix his glasses a second time so he had something to distract himself, "I missed you too, Chiryoka-chan." oh that sounded like it hurt! I might actually enjoy this! I heard a loud bang and I swung around to see Tamaki also the twins! Collapsed onto ground! Tamaki was on top of them twitching. I don't think they can take the shock… Oh well! This shouldn't last long! And I already have the perfect plan to break him! I turned back to Kyoya with my perfect girl smile.

"Kyoya-kun, I hate to leave you so early, but I am very tired… Is it alright if I may leave? I don't want you to be too lonely…" I summoned fake tears into my eyes. Kyoya coughed into his hand and I knew it was unreal! I hope this is ripping his insides apart! Sweet torture!

"It's alright, be here early tomorrow." He managed to say, avoiding my eyes. Oh yea, this will be a piece of cake. I giggled, swing my body and then jumped at Kyoya; he caught me with a small gasp. I hugged him tight and then grabbed his hands; they were so large compared to my small ones.

"Of course I will be here early! I can't leave your side for long!" giggling, I turned back to the Host and saw that Honey was now in the pile of past our men. Haruhi had no idea what was going on so she decided to go back to her book with wide eyes. Takashi… where did he go? Must have had to pee. I bent down next to the twins so I could poke their faces, "I'm going home first, and I'll have Sebastian pick me up."


"Oh Neko, this is going to be so easy!" I cheered, closing my curtains tight. Neko was sitting on my bed with his normal scowl, must have not seen Sebastian today; yea I've noticed when he's around the butler, he's super happy and doesn't even insult me! It's actually quite nice! Sure seeing them once and awhile getting it on isn't quite pleasant.., but it's worth it! Seeing the small robotic cat smile and actually having a good time is… wait a minute?! Am I actually happy for the cat? That he's found someone and I haven't even won Tamaki over yet!? I need to step up my game after this! I will not lose to a robot!

"Very great… I can feel the hormones coming off you." He rolled his eyes.

"You're stupid…" I growled.

"And you're not?"

"I'm smarter than you!"

"I have over thousands of knowledge you will never obtain because of your pea brain."

"You… Well Y-you will never have a vagina!" I crossed my arms with a smirk, "Take that!"

Neko only blinked at me like I was the dumbest person on the planet, "I swear you will die one day because you will forget to eat. Better yet, you will forget how to breathe."

"Air and I are best friends so you know!" I yelled, stomping my foot. Who does this cat think he is? Freaking master! No I am the master in this relationship! Now that just sounds weird between me and him.

"I bet you are." He flicked his tail. We just stood their a few minutes, before we heard a knock on the door.

"Come in!"

The twins poked their heads in, uncertainty was splashed on their faces; were they scared to come in here or something? I smiled at them, but ended up screamed when the robot was suddenly by my side, stomping on my foot with his steal… god! "Neko!" They yelled. Neko simply shrugged his shoulders and went into the bathroom; one of my shirts better not be in there..! Once the door shut the twins stepped in slowly. They looked at one another, making me tilt my head in curiosity; this should be interesting.

"Um… Chiryoka…" Kaoru said, but only to be cut off by Hikaru punching my desk hard.

"Is it true... you and Kyoya being together!?" He yelled. I jumped at his anger, but I had to stay calm. I couldn't tell them! What if they told someone or worse! Ended up telling Kyoya! That would ruin everything! I have to lie… even though I don't want too…

"Yes."

Hikaru growled under his breath, looked away from me and stomped out of the room. Kaoru was left standing their, looking between me and his brother. "I-I… Chiryoka… Hikaru…"

"Follow him." I smiled gently. Kaoru looked thankful and took off after his brother, yelling his name. I slowly went up to my door to close it with a frown, why does it hurt to lie to them? It was something small, but I feel like it ripped my chest out and why was Hikaru so mad? I've never seen him so mad before… A heard the bathroom door open, but I didn't bother to turn around; placing my forehead on the door, I sighed.

"Smooth move, stupid human." Neko commented.

"I'll neuter you…" I threatened.

"You couldn't even touch these."

"I could try!" I turned around, my face red with frustration. "It's not like you have any!" Neko raised an eyebrow with a snicker.

"I'm pretty sure you've seen enough." I blushed and remembered the shower incident… God he looked hot with his hair wet! Okay shut up female teenage hormones! We are not thinking about this! Not at all! He's made of metal! He must have metal balls or nothing at all! I'm going with nothing. "Perverted mortal."

"I can't help it! Y-You feline!" I pointed.

"Ah you're insult hurt so badly." He faked falling down on the bed like he was shot. I stomped my foot with puffed out cheeks. He's so stupid! I should just give him back to Doresu! We heard what sounded like a tap on the window, right when I got up to it to check it out, we heard several more; I know this… rain!? Why is it raining at a time like this?! I peaked outside the curtains, but was only met with a bright flash of lighting. I flew back onto the ground with a screech. All I could hear was loud thunder rumble the house as I tried to regain my feet, only to end up falling.

"Human?" I heard Neko get off the bed and land on the soft carpet.

"I'm fine! Stay away from me!" I barked, searching around for the bed side drawer. I felt the top of it and lifted my body up from the ground, my legs shook, but I managed to climb into bed. I didn't hear Neko move and this worried me, "Neko? Are you there?" I heard him then get on the bed, I could feel his tail on my legs; I patted around until I felt his cold hand.

"Are you alright?" He asked, actually gripping my hand! I grapped it with my other and looked away. Why am I telling him this? I've only told Hom… I wish he was here… There was another sound of thunder that made me jump. Neko got closer to me and actually took me into his small arms, I could feel his heart beat loudly against me, was he scared? "Shhhhh…. It's only thunder." I felt around his back until I found his ears, I gripped them with a frown.

"I have a bad case of… Photophobia…" I whispered. Neko didn't answer me so I took it as he didn't know what it was, "I'm very sensitive to bright lights, I can tolerate most things, but when it comes to lightning… I can't see for a little bit." Already I was starting to regain my vision.

"I know what it is, dummy…" He sighed, I felt him tug the sheets over our heads. He moved me to where I was laying down on his lap and I could look up at his face. His long green hair showered over me and I couldn't help but stroke it gently. My sight was mostly regained and when it lighting, I could barley see it because of the blanket.

"I'm sorry…" I said.

"It's not like it's your fault just shut up and sleep." He rolled his eyes, running a finger over my face. He gently brushed over my cheeks and bangs.

"What about my clothes…" I said. I'm not embarrassed to mention it around Neko since it was pretty obvious he figured it out fast.

"Don't worry about it," He sighed. "I'll take care of it."

"You just wanna see my hot body." I laughed.

"I'll knock you out!" He hissed.


Hokori: She's asleep already? Good.

Neko: I'm here to you know!

Sebastian: I can't let you do it as well.

Hokori: This is war.