As usual review reply first
Animaman: It will be interesting to see about Naruto ex blood family fall. But I won't write more about that until season 2 and I already planned this will end at about 70 and I will finish one of Naruto adventure in one world.
Stratos263: Well he is good motivator after all
Tomorrow morning
Naruto surprised when he heard news Straw Hats had attempted to kill Iceberg the night before. More specifically, Nico Robin, the only member of the crew he hadn't seen since their arrival in Water 7.
So only sparing time to get dressed, Naruto headed back out towards the main town to figure what had happened and find Robin himself. How hard could it be? With this firmly in mind, Naruto found at the Galley-La Company for clues. He saw Luffy and Nami confronted by some of Galley La workers . Naruto facepalmed," Jeez Luffy is really idiot." Though he suddenly heard some strange music. Everyone looked around panicly."Oh no don't tell me he's here." One man asked as another yelled out over the music. "Did someone say my name?" The people shook their head's before another yelled out. "Look he's up there." On top of the bridge behind a sheet is three people, a man and two women dancing. The people started yelling at them.
The man pulled the sheet away showing them. the man a powerfully built man with a height of seven feet. His forearms are relatively enormous while his biceps are comparably small with a metal nose. He has brightly colored blue hair and blue star tattoos on his forearms. He's wearing a speedo, sunglasses, and an open red Hawaiian "Aloha" shirt with a lime green palm tree design, and a large golden chain necklace around his neck, and hairy leg's. The two women look like twin's with black hair. They both have long, pointed noses and a unique hairstyle shaped in large squares. The one on the man's left has straight-edged hair, a white fur collar, yellow goggles, bikini-top, slacks, and high-heels. The other has curly edged hair, a lilac pearl necklace, pink cropped top, pink bikini-bottom, gloves, and high-heels.
The man started singing."I'm Water Seven's number one super guy, the face of the underworld and you know why. The man with the plan, the power, and fame. And everyone call's out my name." He bent down, and started to spin his arm's before striking a pose. He's leaning to the left side and bends his left knee while the right leg is straight. He throws his head back and his arms go over his head and lock together wrist-to-wrist. The two separate star tattoos are pushed together to make one star. The women did the pose too as an explosion went off in the background."Franky!" Naruto suddenly shuddered. "Bad memory's." He said remembering certain spandex duo and their infamous genjutsu. Franky pull's his glasses up to his forehead, and glared down as the crowd ran away. "Where are you Straw Hat?!"
Luffy looked confused. "How does that weirdo know my name?" Nami turned to him."Didn''t you hear? that's Franky." Luffy glared at him as he started dancing, and singing until Nami stopped him. "Hey give us back the two hundred million belli' you stole!" Franky put's a hand to his ear. " Well . Too damn bad I already spent it." Luffy suddenly yelled up to him."The money doesn't matter anymore, come down so I can kick your ass!"
Franky raised an eye-brow."You're stealing my line's, are you trying to make me angry?" Luffy just glared at him."Whatever, just get down here and fight." The small crowd stared running away as Franky took a deep breath and spit some fire at them as the yagara started swimming away."What the..." He just spit out fire." Luffy said as Franky smirked
"Not devil fruit since Ace have that power." Naruto muttered .Franky jumped in to the water, and came up attacking Luffy's, and Nami's boat sending them in the air. Naruto jumped over, and grabbed Nami bridal style before she hit's the water. Luffy pulled his fist back, but Franky attacked first." Strong Right!" He send his fist after it detaches over to hit Luffy in the stomach sending him in to a wall cracking it. Naruto bit surprised when he saw Franky's arm detached, connected by a chain. He brought his arm back, and Luffy fell down."What are you?" Nami asked. Franky simply said, " I'm a cyborg."
Lufy and Franky continued their brawl. "You're stronger than I thought but I'll still beat you speedo guy." Franky just grinned before he raise his left arm up ,the palm The hole in his hand opens up to show a gun sight." Weapon's Left.!" Franky shot a small cannon ball at Luffy who dodged.
Luffy was going to attack but he and Franky was punched by Paulie.
Later Naruto saw Luffy fight with Galley La workers until Franky suddenly firing air cannon from his left arm and destroy some of Galley La building make the shipwright buried alive. Naruto take that as cue for him to leave. ' I think I shall pay a visit tonight.
Tonight at Galley La Headquarters
Naruto observed Galley La office being tightly guarded. When he still think how to infiltrated this as he cannot do that recklessly.
A sudden explosion rang out, alerting Naruto to a series of figures that for the most part stealthily infiltrated the mansion during the panic, 'They're decent. Of course getting in without causing a ruckus would have been much better.'
One of the attackers on the mansion defeated many of the workers guarding the place with swift use of a thorn whip, "What in the hell is going on? Should I do something?" He then saw Zoro, Nami, and Chopper run right up to the front door that was still heavily guarded, and thus the chase began, "Well that answers that question…" Naruto began running along rooftops and wound up running right alongside the miserably outnumbered trio before jumping down in front of them all.
"Naruto?" Nami called out as she ran past him. As she and Chopper did so, Zoro turned alongside Naruto to face off with the crowd, his swords drawn, "Zoro? What are you two doing?"
"Saving your asses. Tajuu Kage Bunshin no Jutsu !" Naruto called out, flooding the street with clones that formed a wall, "Zoro you're going to want to close your eyes for this one, trust me."
The swordsman was confused, but did as requested as Naruto had his trust. As the green-haired man closed his eyes, Naruto grinned ferally and formed a series of hand-seals, "Transform!" A large puff of smoke clouded the street that the shipwrights charged into, "Harem no Jutsu!" The smoke cleared and everyone of the men that were close enough to get a view of the mass amounts of beautiful, naked blonde women standing in the street provocatively flew backwards into sweet unconscious bliss as torrents of blood gushed from their noses, "Damn I've still got it!" Naruto yelled in victory, "I'm an army killer baby!"
Zoro opened his eyes upon Naruto's declaration of success and looked around to see the beaten shipwrights, a grinning Naruto, a mortified Chopper, and a blushing Nami who looked ready to strangle Naruto, "What? What did he do? I didn't see anything." "Yes Nami-chan." Naruto said, trying to intentionally provoke her, "Tell Zoro how I beat all of those guys in one move, he wants to know."
Nami glared at him and huffed before walking up to Naruto and poking him on the chest, "You're making it up to me for using that move in front of me, understood?" Naruto nodded and Nami grabbed his chin getting close to his face, "I'll deal with you after we're done with all of this. You owe me one hell of a date after all of this time."
Zoro shrugged at the little spat between the two and began running towards the mansion to get inside like Luffy had. Nami then realized what they had been doing, "That's right! We need to get in there to find Robin and help Luffy!" She and Chopper began running after Zoro, "Naruto-kun can you find Sanji for me? We don't know where he is and he's been missing all day!"
Naruto nodded and yelled back to her, "Can you all handle this? Are you sure you don't need my help?" Nami turned back and winked at him, "We can handle this Naruto, we've done just fine so far since you left us. We should tell you sometime! We're way stronger!" She then turned towards the mansion and kept running along with Chopper while Naruto taking off in search of Sanji.
Later at Blue Station
Sanji watched from the nearby shadows as Robin walked in a crowd of people over to a bunch of government agents, "Bingo… you see? I told you she'd come through here eventually." Naruto appeared behind him with a smirk on his face, "You were right after all. And here I was, about to knock you out and drag you off to the mansion… it looks like I owe you that next volume of Icha Icha once this is all over."
Sanji let out a chuckle, "Now let's see. Government officials, some Marines, and Robin-chan. Now how do we get on board so I can rescue this lovely princess?" He was about to move when Naruto grabbed his shoulder.
Sanji turned to find Naruto grinning at him, "Let me handle this part. I'm an old hand at it." He then frowned and pointed out at what he had seen, "Crap… this is getting more and more troublesome…" "Let me go damn it!" A bound Usopp yelled as he was carried aboard the Sea Train by Blueno who himself was walking behind Kalifa, Kaku, and Rob Lucci, all dressed in black outfits with stern looks on their faces. "This isn't a game, brace yourselves." Lucci ordered the Marines and officials who were standing and saluting the passing group, "All hands board the train."
Sanji laughed humorlessly as Usopp continued being carried away, "And he said he wouldn't cause us any more trouble. Well this still feels like trouble to me."
Naruto shook his head and schooled his features, "Alright, you can bitch at him for getting himself caught later. Right now we've got to get on this train, I don't think anyone else is coming to help us on this one. I've got your back
Few minutes later
Naruto and Sanji now stay in the back of the train. Sanji was holding himself and shivering in the back of the train, outside in the middle of the powerful storm with a drenched and limp cigarette in his mouth, "I'm totally drenched out here… I can't even fucking smoke."
"Stop complaining." Naruto said, a hood on his coat pulled down over his head, "Put it in the back of your mind. We're here now and that's half of the battle. Now all we have to do is find her." Sanji nodded and looked at the train that was barreling through the water, "So how are we supposed to be sneaking in here anyway?" He looked over at Naruto, "Can't you just break the lock and get in or something?"
Naruto gave him a deadpan look, "Breaking the lock isn't exactly stealthy Sanji. Just wait. We'll get a break or come up with something good."
Sanji started snapping at Naruto about how he had a nice toasty jacket with a hood and how he himself was exposed to the elements. Naruto however, wasn't listening to a word of the perturbed chef's rant as he was alone with his own thoughts at the moment, 'Come on now Robin-chan… what did I tell you already?'
(Flashback – Alabasta – Two Days After Crocodile's Defeat)
Right now Naruto had worked his way to the ruins outside of the Alubarna city . As he continued to look around he stopped moving about as he caught sight of something that he couldn't chalk up to being a mere figment of his imagination, "Well I know you aren't a hallucination… because you are completely out of place here. Hello Robin-chan."
Robin had a rather sly smile on her face as she sauntered across the sands to Naruto, "Hello Mr. Uzumaki. What are you doing all the way out here away from your crew and the Straw Hats?" She shook her head as she got close to him, "I guess it doesn't matter since if they were here I doubt I would get this chance to talk to you."
"Ah…" Naruto said in understanding as he grinned at her, "You're here to thank me are you? For helping you out when Crocodile turned on you and tried to kill you? It was no problem at all. I always like helping out people that need it, especially pretty girls."
"I didn't want to survive that Mr. Uzumaki." Robin said, getting a surprised look out of Naruto, "I've been running and running ever since I was a little girl. I'm used to being betrayed and watching entire groups and organizations fall around me, usually just for my involvement in them." She looked up into the sky with her usual smile on her face, "You should have just let me be killed."
"Don't say that." Naruto said, almost angry at how she spoke of herself, "And don't you ever smile around me like that. It's completely fake." Before Robin could open her mouth and defend herself he cut her off, "I know… Don't ask me why I know, and I won't ask you why you think that way about yourself. It's obvious that you don't want to tell me."
Robin frowned at him, "I don't like talking about my childhood to others. Even me telling you what my real name was when I did was a major leap for me. Do you know who I am? What they said I've done?" Naruto shook his head and Robin let out a bitter laugh, "I'm supposed to be the 'Demon Child of Ohara', the girl that racked up a 79 million belli bounty when I was just 8 by destroying some of the most powerful parts of the Marines by myself. I'm surprised you don't know who I am. Your bald crewmate knew."
"Did he attack you?" Naruto asked, getting a shake of the head from Robin, "Good, but you don't seem like any kind of monster to me Robin-chan. You're telling me that you've basically been all on your own since you were eight?"
Robin nodded and looked down, "Every time I thought someone was going to help me, or whenever I thought that I had gotten away I was always betrayed. I'm surprised you aren't trying to take me out now and collect my bounty."
Naruto gave her a deadpan look, "Yo 250 million belli bounty right here. Like I would really try turning you in even if I was like that." Naruto walked a little bit closer to her and before lifting his hand up. Robin narrowed her eyes and stepped back, getting Naruto to stop moving towards her as a hand formed on his chest and held his arm in place, "I'm not going to hurt you. I swear. Please trust me. You're way more like me than you know."
"I can't trust you…" Robin said to him firmly. Naruto shook his head, "Yes you can. But I can't make you trust me." A small smile came to his face, "Yet. But I'm going to get you to trust me eventually Nico Robin. I refuse to have such a beautiful creature like you be so mistrustful so how about this? You can leave now, I'm not going to tell anyone you were here, and you can do whatever you would like. I'm not going to stop you because I have a feeling we'll meet again, and when we do I hope you'll have a little more trust in me and others."
She raised an eyebrow at him, "What makes you so sure we'll meet again?"
Naruto smirked, "Well It's clearly not because I placed a marker of some sort on you that will let me come to your location at any time at a mere whim." Robin began looking around on her person for the mark that he was talking about, so surprised by his comment that the Hana Hana no Mi arm that had been extended from Naruto's chest vanished. Naruto immediately began laughing so hard tears came to his eyes, "Oh man that was good… I can't do that… yet. I'm just playing with you. I just think we'll meet again." He said as he wiped the tears away from his eyes, "I like girls like-." He took his hands away from his eyes to find that Robin had vanished, "-You…" He chuckled a bit, "That's my kind of woman… one that can disappear on you in the blink of an eye."
There wasn't a trace of her presence anywhere. Even her footprints in the sand had vanished with the blowing of the wind. Naruto looked around for a moment trying to pick up any trace of her before blowing a kiss into the air, "Until the next time then Robin-chan…"
Flashback END
"Oh man, this storm is really cooking out here." A voice from inside of the train knocked Naruto back to reality as the back door opened and one of the government agents stepped out between them both, much to both Naruto and Sanji's infinite amusement, especially when he finally noticed that they were there.
" Collier Shoot!" "Dynamic Entry!"
Sanji and Naruto both kicked the poor man, one of them hitting him in the neck, the other in the face. The kicks sent him flying into the train car, alerting all of the agents inside to their combined presence, prompting the men inside to stand up and take aim at the two blondes with their firearms, "Who the hell are you two assholes? There is no way youtwo are civilians !"
Naruto grinned and bit his thumb, "Hey Sanji, they don't know who we are, but they seem to think we're special apparently." Sanji was finally able to light a cigarette and wipe the rainwater from his head, "Well if those are their honest feelings, then this is rather awkward." He said casually.
"It isn't praise!" The man yelled at the two men who didn't seem to care less that they were stuck in a room full of hostile government agents on edge, "Don't make fun of us! Hey, someone go and report this to Lucci-san at once! Tell them of these two suspicious characters immediately." "Wait." Another of the agents said calmly, "This isn't the type of thing that should concern CP9.
Another man picked up speaking as Sanji continued taking drags of his cigarette and Naruto yawned and picked his ear, "*ehem* No matter how unorthodox and suspicious these two are don't be afraid, because in this car I'm here to keep watch." A very tall man standing behind Naruto and Sanji with his legs framing both sides of the door they entered through looked down on them as he bent over and looked down on them. He had white hair and a white beard and was coughing due to the smoke from Sanji's cigarette rising directly into his face, "*ehem* I am the boxing champion of South Blue's Karate Island."
"Jerry!" The other agents on the train car called out in acknowledgement of the man's name. "Karate Island huh?" Sanji said before looking to Naruto who simply shrugged, "So do some Karate." He said absently getting gasps of shock from the other agents in the car.
The man grit his teeth and began launching rapid punches at the two blondes with his hands. However Naruto and Sanji simply moved out of the way and dodged him through his legs, getting behind him. All that Jerry hit with his punches were other agents that were in the way, "They escaped." He looked between his legs at the two men behind his standing on the chairs, "Youngsters I'm saying this because I'm a big man. If you think I'm at a disadvantage in this small car you're mistaken." Sanji didn't seem too concerned at all, "This is the first time that I've ever been warned by someone while between their thighs." Naruto grinned over at his fellow blonde, "Well then my friend, you have yet to truly live."
Jerry growled at being ignored by the two, "My boxing has the advantage in such a small space! This is Yoga Style!" He sat down and crossed his legs behind his head and began throwing punches that unfortunately hampered the reach of his attacks due to his legs being in the way, "Yoga 1-2! 1-2!"
Naruto palmed his face and Sanji yelled at the man, "Your reach just got shorter you idiot!" Jerry narrowed his eyes, "Is that so?" He launched himself at Sanji in a twisting motion, "Screw Drop Kick!"
Sanji just yelled at him again, "The fight just started and you're already ignoring the rules of boxing!" He sighed and blew out more smoke, "This is a waste of my time." He jumped over the screw drop kick, " Skewer !" He spun around like a screw and drove one leg right into Jerry's face, defeating him immediately.
The remaining agents in the car looked at Sanji in pure fear as he stood up and dusted his pants off indifferently, walking over to Naruto who had his arm outstretched. Sanji slapped his open palm and walked past him to take a seat and enjoy his cigarette, "Tag."
Naruto grinned darkly and cracked his knuckles, radiating killing intent at the petrified remaining generic agents, "Now who doesn't need to call for CP9 or whatever you call them?"
Few minutes later
Both Sanji and Naruto now arrived at another car and just beaten all of agent who stationed in that car. Usopp looked at the two in shock, "Sanji! Naruto! What are you two doing on the train?"
Naruto, done beating up agents to his heart's content, noticed Usopp and waved gleefully at him while Sanji spared him a cool glance, "Actually, that's what I'd ask you but I don't know your name." He said, lying terribly. Something blatant to Usopp who simply looked at him dryly from his tied up position, "Woo, there's a few Den Den Mushi in here. I guess this place doubles as the communications room. I can finally contact Nami-san!"
Naruto looked at the snails meant for communication and grabbed one, placing it in one of his inside pockets, "I'm taking one of these things."' AT least I don't need going through some troublesome procedure in future.' He said, patting his pocket with a smile on his face. "Where did you fit that?" Usopp asked, as there wasn't even a bulge in his coat pocket from putting the Den Den Mushi the size of his head in there.
Naruto looked at him and blinked, "Um… Hammer space?" No need to tell him that his pockets were lined with storage seals where he kept his weapons and other things. No need at all. Franky looked at all of them suspiciously, "So you're all pirate comrades?"
"Were." Usopp and Sanji said simultaneously before the chef added something else, "Who the hell are you?" He said to Franky. Naruto pointed at himself, "I'm a friend of both of these idiots. I guess you are Franky. And If I right you're supposed to be Yakuza leader or something." Suddenly Sanji kicked the bikini wearing guy, "You bastard!" Sanji said angrily, "You sure did a number on our long-nose buddy back then!"
Usopp tried coming to Franky's defense but was tied up, "Hey! Hey! Wait a minute! A lot's happened since then!" Naruto raised an eyebrow, "It was yesterday. What could have possibly happened?"
"He saved Going Merry!" Usopp explained before he remembered something, "Oh man… Merry." Franky looked over at the dejected sniper, "Hey don't get all depressed. Now isn't the time. Could one of you please just get me out of this?" "Why would I do that?" Sanji yelled at him, "You should stay that way until you rot for stealing all of our money like that!" They began to argue, alarming Naruto and Usopp who could both tell how loud they were.
"Guys calm down!" Usopp said fearfully, "If you don't hurry up and stop it we'll be caught here!" He was silenced when he was suddenly cut loose by Naruto, as was Franky as they were both picked up seemingly effortlessly by Naruto. "Naruto what are you doing?" Sanji yelled at Naruto before he found himself picked up by one of Naruto's Kage Bunshin who then followed its creator out of the car and onto the roof just as a group of Marines came into the room.
Naruto looked at Sanji intently as his clone dispelled and all of the others held on tight to the train car, Naruto sticking with his chakra in a crouch, "Call Nami and tell her what's going on." Sanji nodded and called her up on the Den Den Mushi, "Nami-san? Nami? Can you hear me? Because of two idiots here with us the situation is getting kind of heated out here." "Hi Nami-chan!" Naruto yelled gleefully, "We're fine, Sanji's just getting all dramatic."
Sanji waited for a moment as she spoke, "I see… So that's why she went with them. To protect us." Hearing Nami explain that Robin went with the government to protect the Straw Hats brought something of a small smile to Naruto's face before Sanji started speaking again, "Robin is still with them though." He waited again and smirked, "Right to the point aren't you Luffy? Fine, we'll kick their asses."
Naruto stood straight up in the midst of the storm, ignoring the wind and the water, "Fine then. I don't have a problem with that. Let's go."
Franky smirked, "Well I guess I'll help you too. If the World Government has a problem with Nico Robin then it's my problem as well. After all, I'm stuck in this too. And after that moving story…" He trailed off starting to cry. And Naruto and Sanji suddenly sweat dropped because there was something wrong with watching a grown man in underwear and a Hawaiian shirt cry, "Come on long-nose guy. Let's go."
"I'm not going." Usopp said, "It's got nothing to do with me. You guys will be fighting directly with the World Government and you're going to meet up with Luffy right? Besides, you guys have Naruto here. He could probably do this all by himself. And after saying the things that I did in front of everyone I couldn't rejoin you guys! I'm grateful to Robin, but it's not my duty to save her!" He started walking back away from them all on the top of the cars, "Goodbye."
Sanji turned away from Usopp, "Fine. Forget it then." Naruto nodded and raised an eyebrow, "Where is he going to go? We're stuck on the train." He turned to the side of the car where a Marine was poking his head through the window looking right at them, "Crap."
The man was suddenly hit in the side of the head with a small projectile, "He told me everything!" A figure said from a ways down the train, "I heard you were on your way to assist a defenseless girl, so I'll help you for free! My name is Sogeking!" It was Usopp in a masquerade mask and cape.
Naruto, Sanji, and Franky looked at him as if he were insane as he began to sing some strange superhero theme song. Naruto pointed dully at him, "What in the hell happened to him? Did he land on his head when he was leaving?" He shook off the thought, "Meh, who cares? Oi! Get over here already so we can do this!" He yelled, getting Usopp/Sogeking over to the others, "Now check it out. I have no idea which car Robin-chan is on, but we still have five more to search… and then when we get here there are going to be a ton of people we'll have to fight."
He lightly tapped the top of the car, "These things are narrow and it's kind of hard to maneuver in them, so we should avoid fights with all of the chumps and worry about the ones that could actually be some trouble."
Sanji smiled, "I think I have a plan. I heard them talking about the seventh car."
"So?" Naruto said questioningly. Sanji held up a finger telling him to wait a moment and dragged Usopp off with him to go through with his plan. After a moment, Naruto heard the sounds of troops inside charging towards the back car, and then shortly after that he heard the sounds of a distant car detach from the rest of the train, and then the one he was standing on, forcing him to jump off to the next one. At that point he heard the sounds of fighting inside of the car he was on and he jumped straight inside of it to find the agents there already beaten, "What did you guys do?"
Sanji shrugged, "A lot of things. Come on, we only have a few more cars left." Naruto sighed at being left out of the loop and sadly followed them into the next car where they were immediately greeted with someone in a kitchen section of the train. A man with fluffy white hair, buckteeth, a yellow scarf, an unbuttoned black shirt, black pants, and roller skates was pushing a cart of food… while he ran on the walls and ceiling yelling his name repeatedly.
The man stopped in front of them with a stupid smile on his face, "Hey guys! I'm Wanze! Since I'm the head chef I can make you anything. You want some ramen?" He asked. Naruto wondered why this man said that but he decided to play along, " Then give me some."
"Then ramen you shall have! But before that I've got a bit of something I want you to know first." Said Wanze as he put some dough in his mouth and spoke, "First I put the wheat flour in my mouth, then I kneed it well!" He said while chewing it before straining hard as he forced it out of his nose in noodle form into a bowl, pouring boiling water in it as well. The look on Naruto's face fell faster than a stone from the sky, "Well go on, dig in!"
Naruto frowned when he saw that and he said angrily, " HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECTED RAMEN LIKE THAT!" Naruto then turned to Sanji, Usopp and Franky, " Go ahead and save Robin-chan. I'll give this guy some lesson." While he is not crazy ramen lover like his former blood parents and blood siblings, Naruto actually acknowledged ramen as food for gods and he won't forgive someone who make ramen like that. Seriously he made ramen using his mouth and nose. That was unforgiveable!
"Wait!" Wanze said, "If you want to go through this car you have to get through me!" And that was all he needed to say as he found a fist in his face from Naruto who was all too eager for an excuse to go right through him to get to the next car. Naruto had an evil grin on his face, "I was so hoping you'd say that." He watched Wanze get back up with a bloody lip from taking the punch, "I'm going to savor this beat down more than I have any other in a long, long time." His face darkened, "No one does that to ramen… you heathens . "
Wiping the blood from his nose, Wanze's smile never left his face, despite being punched in the face not twenty seconds prior, "I'm here for just this kind of situation. If you want to get past me and free the prisoners you'll have to defeat my Ramen Kenpo first." "Gladly." Naruto said before turning to the others, "Stay out of this. This is between me and this guy. A battle for the sanctity and honor of ramen. This is by and large one of the top three most important fights I've ever had."
Sanji just shrugged off as he say, " Very well, Go get him, Naruto. you can't let him treat ramen that way!" "Such a scary feeling!" Wanze said as he looked at Naruto. He sounded sincere, but with the never-changing stupid look on his face it sure didn't look like he had meant it. Naruto's eye twitched. It was scary. It was killing intent, it was supposed to be scary, "All of you go to the next car so I can freely kick his ass all over the place."
"I won't let you~!" Wanze said in a sing-song voice as he put more dough into his mouth and covered one nose hole, "Ramen Beam!" He started shooting rapid needles of sharpened ramen at Naruto and the others who all dodged. "This is just pissing me off more and more!" Naruto yelled as he kept out of the line of fire. Sanji did the same, "Would you believe that it's making me mad too? This was disgrace for chef!"
"Stop doing that already!" Naruto threw kunai, forced Wanze to stop shooting as he had to dodge. Usopp and Franky moved towards the window, "We'll go to the next one from the top." Naruto nodded and looked at Sanji who was still standing there, "Well? Aren't you going to go too?"
Sanji shook his head, "No way. This guy gives chefs a bad name. If you're going to stay and fight him over your ramen I'm going to stay over the occupation he's making a mockery of." "Fine." Naruto said as he threw a kick at Wanze who backflipped away and stuck to the wall, "Stop dodging and take your asskicking like a man! And how the hell are you sticking to the wall? Only I can do that!"
Take this!" Wanze yelled, " Ramen Cutter!"His bladed skates caught on fire as he jumped off of the wall and threw a flaming kick at Naruto who growled at the slow attack and grabbed him by the ankle, slamming him repeatedly to the left and right into the dishes and the stoves and the like before throwing him away. Wanze showed some durability by standing back up even though he was bleeding from the nose and mouth, "You blocked my attack with one arm and threw me all over the car! Are you secretly super-strong?"Naruto looked back at Wanze, "Well it's not really a secret. Everyone knows that I'm strong. I'm Naruto."
" You lied. The real 'Maelstrom' would have ripped this train from the tracks by now. He controls the oceans you know." Wanze exclaimed Naruto got an angry look from Sanji when he remembered that Naruto could do stuff like that, "What the hell! That's right you bastard, you could have done that this entire time!"
Naruto yelled back "Yeah! And then what exactly would we do? Do you know how to swim in the shitstorm going on out there? I can't walk on that! And if I knocked the train off of the tracks then Robin-chan would drown! She can't swim in normal seawater with the Devil Fruit powers you moron!" While Naruto and Sanji took turns screaming at each other and the attention was off of him, Wanze pulled mounds and mounds of ramen together around his body, finally coming up with ramen battle armor, "Now it's time for my awesome, edible battle suit! Ramen Kenpo Ultimate Technique: Ramen Formal Suit!"
Sanji shook his head, "How can he disgrace food like that?" Naruto on other hand looked more pissed. "GRR. THAT"S IT! I'M DONE TALKING! I actually just want to beat you to pulp . But now I'M FUCKING KILL YOU!" Wanze simply laughed, "You can't touch me now! In this suit my speed, strength, and special attacks are all drastically improved!"
Sanji scratched his head and spoke in a puzzled tone, "How?" Naruto gave Sanji a lecturing look, "Ramen is sacred Sanji. Just don't ask." "Very true brother!" Wanze said, ignoring Naruto's righteously angered cry of, 'I'm not your damn brother,!' and Sanji's laughter at it, "Now take this! Tonkotsu Spank!" He threw a straight punch at Sanji who simply sneered at it.
The cook blocked the kick with his foot, "What's with this? All you did was get bigger. Your punches are still as weak as hell." He then found himself stuck to the ramen arm and wound up eating an actual punch from the insane cook. "Surprised by my Ramen Kenpo are you?" Wanze asked while laughing, "Now I'm going to get you two back for earlier." He spoke before Sanji's body disappeared in a puff of smoke and was replaced by an extremely large pot, "Huh?"
Naruto was behind Wanze, having used Kawarimi to free Sanji from the noodled grip of Wanze and was dusting the cook off. Wanze jumped at both of them with his entire body, " Ramen Soul Press!"
Naruto looked at the mass of ramen in armored form flying at him ,"*gasp* You bastard! How dare you do this to ram-!" He was cut off as he and Sanji were both smashed into the ground with a huge body press, "Ouch" Wanze stood over Naruto and Sanji's bodies as he did a small victory dance, "How do you like my Ramen Kenpo now?"
"It still sucks!" Both Sanji and Naruto yelled from their backs before kipping up back to their feet, looking no worse for wear. Naruto once again had a displeased look on his face, "I am going to hurt you… badly." He hissed lowly, " Ramen would never hurt me! You're evil! You're an evil, evil man, using ramen for your twisted purposes! Ramen should be used for all to enjoy, not as a weapon! Ramen is supposed to make people happy, not cause them pain!" Sanji put a hand on Naruto's shoulder, "Food should never be used as a weapon."
Naruto repeared what Sanji said as he pointed his finger to Sanji, " Sanji is right! Food should never be used as a weapon! Especially Ramen!" Naruto then held out his hand and formed Rasengan and also add some wind chakra on it. " Take this ! Wind Release; Rasengan!"
Wanze try to stop Naruto as he thrusted his ramen coated arm but Naruto with his rasengan cut right through the ramen like nothing. Once all of ramen released, Naruto then said, " Now apologize for your misdeed at ramen before I change my mind!"
Wanze shook in fear at Naruto and grabbed a nearby set of kitchen knives that he threw at Naruto, much to Sanji's chagrin, however Naruto simply blurred from his position and threw a high front kick that was directed upwards. The kick planted directly under Wanze's face and knocked him headfirst into the air vent in the kitchen, dropping him back onto the ground, standing and dazed.
"Why?" Wanze asked as he staggered about, "Why are you trying to save that woman Nico Robin? You probably don't even know her true nature." He was doubled over when Naruto deposited a hard fist to his stomach, forcing him to back up while holding it, "Everyone knows that she's the Devil's child."
Naruto then launched a low kick that hit Wanze in the body again before spinning through and kicking him in the face, releasing a spray of blood from his mouth as he sent him flying into a pile of dishes, breaking them on the floor. "Don't say bad things about Robin-chan! You don't know anything about her so I suggest you just stop talking and lie down like what you do now." Naruto exclaimed
"My face!" Wanze said as he got a look at himself in the reflection of one of the dishes. He now had a rather fetching appearance, however he didn't see it that way and pulled out a long kitchen knife with poison on the blade, "I'll kill you now! That woman is deceiving you! She's survived by betraying her friends over and over, and you'll be next!"
"I said shut the hell up!" Naruto said as he ran forward at Wanze. Wanze took a swing at him with his blade, but Naruto simply drew his arm back as the outline of a fox covered his arm in red chakra. He dodged the sword strike and hit him in the neck with his bicep and the inside of his elbow full-force, " Lariat!"
The power of the hit sent Wanze flying, forcing Sanji to dodge as his body crashed through the door and the other door behind it, flying into the car inhabited by CP9 who all looked impassively at the body that had just crashed in front of them.
At the same moment, Franky fell through the roof of the same car with a beaten man that had the facial features of a weasel. He looked back and kicked the unconscious man he had defeated over towards where Wanze had landed, "So you beat the ramen guy?" Naruto nodded and looked at the members of CP9 with a feral grin"It's so noisy now." Kalifa said in response to all of the ruckus that had just happened.
Blueno looked at the doorway where Naruto, Sanji, and Franky were, "So all of the other Marines escorting us were beaten?" Kaku shrugged, "Well we didn't expect too much of them in the first place after all." Nero regained consciousness and was glaring murder at Franky when Rob Lucci called to him, "Hey, new guy."
Nero looked up at the powerful leader of the group, "Oh, hello there. Don't worry, I'll kill that weird guy with the blue hair in just a second." "You're supposed to catch him, but you let your emotions get the better of you." Lucci said plainly, "You have three seconds to run." He said, getting a look of disbelief from the young member until he started counting down, prompting him to vanish in his speed technique, "3, 2, 1." Lucci then immediately caught up to him and stabbed him in the back with nothing more than his finger before throwing him off of the train, "You half-assed, worthless trash. And you call yourself a member of CP9. You have to master all six forms of our style before you can claim to be one of us trash." He then looked at his teammates, "Kalifa, on the report put that the new guy was too weak. He was worthless to us."
"Understood." She said without an argument. Sanji narrowed his eyes at them, "These are the agent's of justice? They're way more evil than us." Lucci then turned his attention to the new arrivals, "What are you-. Forget it, I don't need to ask. From the way you opened the door I can guess why you're here. If you're here for Nico Robin just give up now. Her problem is beyond your understanding. There are some people in the world better off dead-."
"-And I'm looking at one." Naruto said darkly, "What are you going to say huh? That Robin needs to die? That she's a monster? Who do you think you idiots are?" Lucci's eyes rested on Naruto, "We should eliminate her for the sake of the people of this world. She has the power to destroy the world. Now she's a criminal with a much deeper history, but before all of that she'd already sinned by her very existence." Lucci then had to place his hand up to catch a kunai that was thrown directly at him, however it didn't go the way he thought it would when he looked at the blood coming from his hand, 'What? I had Tekkai active and he still cut me.'
Naruto narrowed his eyes, 'That should have taken some fingers off if not the entire hand. I put wind chakra behind that one. This guy is no joke. It seems his Rokushiki mastery better than I expected.'
With the stalemate on the attempted attack and defense, Lucci continued speaking, "Only her death can bring safety and happiness to others. She should have died 20 years ago, and now before it's too late she must die for the sake of the world." Sanji ran forward and threw a kick that was blocked by Lucci's forearm, "But it will probably take the government a few years to harvest all of her knowledge and experiences. But then the woman will die in whatever horrible manner-." "In your dreams!" Sanji yelled at him. "Sanji get back!" Naruto shouted at him with authority, "Didn't you just see him punch a hole in that other guy and block my kunai with his hand? Don't rush in blindly or you're a dead man."
"Wait, don't go in there Robin!" Usopp's voice sounded out from the car the furthest along. She walked into the car and looked over everyone standing there and an overjoyed Sanji called out to her, "Robin! I'm so glad you're okay! Did they do anything to you?"
Her eyes rested on Naruto who grinned at her and pointed in a gun motion at her, "I told you we'd meet up again Robin-chan. So do you trust me yet? Because I'm about to get you out of here in a flash. Just let us beat these guys really quick." A frown crossed her face and in the blink of an eye a multitude of her hands hit Usopp and knocked him over towards Naruto, Sanji, and Franky, "It seems that words are meaningless to you people."
To Be continued
