55. Fanfiction IV
Summary: The Yakitate! people once again look at the fanfics.
Characters: Yukino, Tsukino, Meister, Monica, Kai, Kawachi, Kuroyanagi
Pairings: mentioned MeisterxKuroyanagi, mentioned onesided MonicaxMeister, mentioned onesided TsukinoxMeister, mentioned MoniKai
Prompts: None
Again, this mentions some of the fanfics by Bite the Dust, as well as some of my own. I don't own Bite the Dust's fanfics, I only own my fanfics.
"I'm dead?" Tsukino looked at the fanfic 'Angels and Demons' as she spoke. "Why?"
"I stabbed you in the neck, and Kai stabbed you in the stomach because you stabbed the both of us and tried to kill Monica. End of story." Meister responded. "But seriously, I don't like Monica in that way! Why does Mystical Authoress keep doing that!?"
"Because she likes messing with you in the fics, remember? You're her favourite character!" Kuroyanagi told him. "She crossdressed you again in the fanfic series!"
"And then she wrote it so we ended up in a supposed 'compromising position' by accident!" Meister groaned, face-palming himself. "And then you make this stupid remark about the dress emphasizing my supposed 'sexy' body! You're such a pervert, Kuroyanagi-kun!"
"I'm not a pervert!" Kuroyanagi exclaimed, panicked. "And that was what I said IN A FANFICTION!"
"I'm supposedly getting BASHED in this fic!?" Yukino complained. "Curse you cockroach by the name of BITE THE DUST!"
"You deserve it. You are a #$$$#, after all." Kuroyanagi retorted.
"HOW DARE YOU!"
Monica sighed as she read 'Reflections.' "The latest chapter is terribly short..." She trailed off. "I wonder if Mystical's getting in a fanfic slump for this..."
"Yay! My fic has ten chapters!" Kawachi cheered. "I wonder if Azuma's going to appear anytime soon, though, or Kanmuri..."
"Or me!" Tsukino added.
"I wonder what's going to happen next..." Monica trailed off.
"Well, I'm going to seriously consider FLAMING Bite the Dust if I DO get bashed!" Yukino interjected.
"And flame Mystical Authoress if I get paired with Meister again!" Kuroyanagi added.
"And then we'll make sure they both roast in flames if I get killed in a fic again!" Tsukino finished.
"NAH." Both Kuroyanagi and Yukino spoke to Tsukino before shaking hands with each other.
"Not fair!"
"Actually, I'm starting not to mind all the fics pairing Kuroyanagi-kun and me together." Meister spoke up. Everyone turned to stare at him, and he blushed of embarassment underneath his mask. "W-well, not that I myself actually take a sort of affection for him, just, well, you know, it's not like the fangirls have written any M-rated fics yet involving the both of us, right? I'm sane enough to stand it." He tried to explain.
Kai sighed. "Well, at least there's a bit more of variety in terms of pairings and stuff this time..." He trailed off.
"Yeah," Kawachi spoke, and he turned to Meister. "Who knows? Maybe you and Kuroyanagi will get locked in a closet later on in some other fic!"
Meister just blushed a deeper shade of red while Kuroyanagi immediately went into 'angry mode.' "KAWACHI KYOSUKE, YOU BETTER TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!" He roared as he chased Kawachi out of the room.
