Audrey's heart hurt. Not heart-attack, rush-me-to-the-hospital, oh-God-I'm-gonna-die hurt, but heartbroken hurt. She knew she had a lot of reasons to feel crappy, but not heartbroken. If anyone was heartbroken, that would be Michael- and he was.

"Pipe," she groaned into her cell phone.

"Eat some chocolate and take a bubble bath," replied Piper immediately. "You have to learn to heal." She muttered something else that sounded like, "Wouldn't have this problem if you weren't such an idiot," but Audrey pretended to ignore it.

Audrey climbed out of bed to follow her friend's instructions; she hoped they worked. She felt terrible.