"Berwald Oxenstierna, Son of the Earth, do you eternally pledge your heart and life to Tino Väinämöinen?"

"Yah," Berwald replied, his stare focused on those bright, happy brown eyes looking back into his own. He could not put into words what joy it brought him to see his love at last free of the hold of the wicked wind spirit. The only remaining effect of the whole affair was the pair of feathery wings Tino still had attached to his back, though the color of the feathers had changed from jet black to white with a slight blue shimmer to it.

Cute. Always did think m' wife looked like an angel...

"Tino Väinämöinen, Renowned Sharp-Eyed Sniper, do you eternally pledge your heart and life to Berwald Oxenstierna?"

"Yah! Absolutely! There's nothing else I want to do more in the world."

"Then, by the authority lent to me by the Earth Spirit, I pronounce you two married."

The whole tribe cheered as Berwald took hold of Tino's hands and placed a kiss on his wife's lips. Tino's face turned pink and his wings fluttered as flower petals filled the air.

"Wahoo! Yay, Father and Papa are married! I don't know why they're celebrating it by doing something gross like kissing, but no matter. It's still a bloody good show! Hooray!" Peter grinned as he joined the tribe's children in tossing flower petals at the newly wed couple.

Music began to play and everybody started to make their way over to the bonfire. As Berwald and Tino started their first dance, Sir Roman Empire appeared in the sky. He winked at the women in the audience before picking up a microphone and starting to sing.

"I was possessed by an evil puffin,

About a year ago,

Never knew someone like you

Would come and save my soul

With your help and mercy from above

I got out of debt and fell into love

Now instead of death it's eternal bliss

That I'm thinking of.

Now the puffin is dead

And our love is alive

You don't need handcuffs to

Keep me here at your side.

Every day here with you

Is a day in paradise.

This much I know is true

The Earth Spirit blessed the bloodstained road,

That led me straight to you."

Tino laughed, Berwald half-smiled and the audience members applauded as Roman Empire finished the first verse.

"Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for being here tonight! What did you think of my singing? Do you want to hear more? Should I sing a second verse from Sweden's-I mean Berwald's perspective?"

All present cheered loudly to the affirmative.

"All right then! Here we go-

When we met I'd lost all hope

Of finding a family and a wife

Not knowing that a wanted man

Was the one I'd wanted all my life

They ran us both away from town it's true

But they couldn't run me away from you.

Because love is the one fail proof glue

And the knot you can't untie!"

The sky came alight with fireworks as Sir Roman Empire started singing the chorus a second time. Tino took the opportunity to grab Berwald's arm and quietly lead them both away into the shadows.

"Tee hee!" Tino giggled as Berwald tied the tent door closed behind them. "I can't believe it, we're really married! And we're alone at last. I can't think of anything that could be better than this!"

"Neither can I," Berwald replied as he joined Tino on the large pile of blankets. "Everything I could want in th' world is right in front of m'."

"I could say the same!" Tino beamed as he threw himself into Berwald's outstretched arms "In fact, I am saying the same. Ha ha ha! You're everything to me Berwald. I can't tell ya how grateful I am that ya finished off that crazy wind spirit demon. Now there's nothing stopping me from giving myself to ya entirely. I'm yours Berwald, and I'll be yours forever!"

Rosy blush found its way onto Berwald's face as an almost-smile tugged at the corners of his mouth. Gently he drew his wife's soft, delicate form closer to him, softly stroking the back of his fluffy, blonde head before leaning over and whispering into Tino's ear.

"If yer mine, then yer precious above all else that I have, 'nd I will spend the rest of m' life taking care of ya 'nd making sure yer safe 'nd happy. I'll do my best for ya, m' wife."

"Oh Berwald," Tino sighed dreamily before leaning forward and sealing their lips together. Their feelings of love had gone beyond what could be expressed in words, and in a few minutes later their feelings had gone beyond what could be expressed while wearing clothes.

"This is disgusting," complained Mr. Puffin postmortem "Not to mention Tino never DID pay me $5.99. Worst ending ever."

Then Mr. Puffin was reminded by the narrator that he owed millions of dollars for property damage and had an outstanding fine after driving a combine without proper license and registration.

"Oh crap. Ha, never mind. This is the BEST ending ever. I love it!" Mr. Puffin wisely corrected himself before scuttling back down to hell "End it right here. The timing couldn't be any better!"

The end : ) Thank you all so much for reading. And reviewing, so many awesome reviewers, I love it! You guys make writing so much fun, thanks a million! If you'd like, leave a final review telling me what you liked and what I can do to make the next story better.

Ah, I'm so excited for the next story! It should be up soon, just mapping out a little more of the plot and getting the cover art together. I think ya'll will like it. If you'd like something to read in the meantime and you're a fan of my crack-tastic writing style, there's a link to my original fiction story up now on my profile page. Feel free to check it out! If you're just here for SuFin, no worries, the next fic will be up soon. Love all around! : )

Oh, and Roman Empire's interpretive song was written with the tune of "God Bless the Broken Road" by Rascal Flatts. Just in case you were curious.