I've got some requests for Help Wanted 2... SO... LETZA GO!
NIGHTSHADE AND SHADOW AND LOGAN BELONG TO CAELYN-FOREVER!
Ohyeah, sorry for the delay, guys. :/ But, I'M RIGHT HERE NOW! :3
"Epona.. CAN YOU GO ANY SLOWER?!" I yelled.
"Korteeeez.. She's getting old!" Link sighed.
"YA'KNOW WHAT? I DON'T CARE." I replied evilly, kicking Epona, making her buck me off.
"Ow."
With Pit!
"Sorry, Kortez. But- you've been replaced.. with.." Pit apolagized.
"WEEGEE!"
I facepalmed my forehead.
Somewhere different..
"You're Kortez?"
"Yes, Mr. Gay Bird." I smirked quietly.
"THIS IS HOW YOU FAL-CON PAWNCH!"
"Seriously?!"
With Fox...
"So, you like talking to the Moon?" Fox looked confused.
"Yes sir!" I exclaimed, looking at the Moon.
"HI MOON!"
"Hey, Kortez. Wanna have a BIG 'OL JAMBOREE?!" the Moon screamed.
"YES!"
"Kortez, pay attention! KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE STEERING WHEEL!"
Well, the Landmaster crashed into the Moon.
"You're- FIRED!" Fox raged.
"Ow.. That hurt.." Moon whispered.
OH MY GOSH WITH GANON!
"What do you want to do, Ganondork?" I played with the chain on my shorts.
"I dunno.." he yawned.
"HEY! WANNA KILL LIN-"
"No."
With Link in the Twilight Realm...
"Kortez! I'm cold! Do you want to SNUGGLE?" Wolf Link exclaimed.
"NO."
After that, Link started to dig. He got fifty ruppees, and for me, a voice said TOO BAD.
"COME ON!"
I felt pulling on my tail.
"HAHAHA! YOU GOT NOTHING!" Nightmare laughed.
Back to FAL-CON!
"Hey Falcon? What do you call a She-Male bird?" I asked.
"Hmm.. Luigi?" he replied.
"Nope. Captain Falcon! HA HA." I laughed.
At home.
"Why are you back so early?" Bleck asked.
"I got bored after I put Link in a hole and didn't let him out." I grinned evilly.
I flipped to Link's (the girl XD) room.
"HI LINK!"
"HIYA KORTEZ."
"I'm bored. Wanna go to the UNDERWHERE?"
"SURE!"
"Let's get Samantha-"
I felt something on my leg.
"Heeey Kort!"
"Let's go."
IN THE LIVING ROOM!
"Hey dad, I'm going to the Underwhere."
"Okay."
Then, Dimentio found us, Link threw a rock at him, and he flipped us there.
"OMG IT'S KORTEZ! NIGHTSHADE, LOOK! OMGEEEE!" I remember that voice!
"SHADOW!" I exclaimed, looking for her.
She found me.
"KORTEZ! I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!" Shadow snuggled her head on me.
After I re-united with Nightshade, a gay Shade hugged Link, Samantha, and I.
"Ignore Logan." Nightshade scolded Logan.
"HEY! LET'S GO DIVING IN THE RIVER TWYGZ!" Shadow yelled.
We followed her.
DIVING!
Link noticed a white thing coming toward her. It got closer, and closer, and closer.. It grabbed her. I noticed that it was an Underhand.
One was coming to Samantha and I. Shadow swam away QUICKLY. It grabbed my foot, dragging me back.
I grabbed Samantha's leg, so she could come with me.
TO BE CONTINUED!
(Next chapter will introduce a new OC- and one will go away...)
