(A/N: Here's "Snappy Campers"! Let's see what'll happen!)
It was a fine day in the city of Petropolis. At T.U.F.F., Dudley was biting his butt, Keswick was writing something, Kitty was looking around, and the kids were talking about stuff. Suddenly, the Chief hopped up and said, "Agents, start packing!"
"I knew it! We're fired! I'm sorry I barfed in your shoes." Dudley said. However, they weren't fired. They were going to camp. Then the Chief asked Dudley, "Now what's this about barfing in my shoes?"
"Nothing." Dudley said, holding a tiny pair of shoes with barf in them. He flicked them away, whistling nonchalantly.
"Why are we going to camp, Chief?" the kids asked. The Chief said that they received intel that Snaptrap had enrolled in a summer camp. They looked at a postcard Snaptrap sent. It read,
Dear T.U.F.F.,
I'm off to CAMP!
-SNAPTRAP!
On the other side of the postcard was a picture of the camp he was attending; Camp Itchy-Owie-Boo-Boo.
The Chief went on to say that Dudley, Kitty, and the kids were going undercover as campers and find out what he was up to. The camp was surrounded by a dynamite factory, a nuclear reactor, and an 88 cents store. (A/N: The store sells bombs for 88 cents.)
Dudley remembered that before going to camp, you had to sew name tags into your underwear. But Keswick already took care of it. While Dudley and Kitty checked, the kids ran to the bathroom to see for themselves. Sure enough, everyone had name tags in their underwear.
"When did you do this?" Dudley asked.
"That's what we were gonna ask!" the kids said as they came out of the bathroom, completely freaked out.
Keswick did it around 2:00 in the morning, as it'd be creepy if he did it when they were awake.
"It's creepy either way!" Molly said, but Max grabbed her hand to calm her.
Then Dudley, Kitty, and the kids went to one area of the room, and they were soon dressed for camp.
"There's no telling what diabolical crime Snaptrap's planning." Dudley said. And so they went off to camp, with the kids singing "The Happy Wanderer" on the way out of the building.
Meanwhile, Snaptrap, Ollie, Francisco, Larry, Snappy, Melody, Stella, and Murray were riding a bus to camp, and they were dressed for camp. Snaptrap said that he wasn't planning a diabolical crime. He was just going back to the camp where he was unfairly ridiculed as a child so he could get revenge.
"Poor Dad..." Snappy said, leaning against his father. Snaptrap, meanwhile, was talking about the past. In fact, this is where a flashback comes in!
Snaptrap was just a little kid, and he was sitting around the campfire with the other campers.
"And the winner of this summer's 'Camp Champ Award' for 'Best Camper' is... everyone but Verminious Snaptrap!" the camp counselor said.
"YAY!" all the children except Snaptrap cheered.
"This is an outrage! I demand to know why I didn't win!" Snaptrap said. The counselor told him that he bullied the junior campers, cheated at every camp competition, and he blew up the mess hall, but he did that because it was Nacho Night, and he's allergic to cheese!
"Snaptrap stinks! Snaptrap stinks!" the kids chanted.
"Snaptrap stinks! Snaptrap stinks!" Larry chanted as Snaptrap came out of the flashback.
"FLASHBACK'S OVER, LARRY!" Snaptrap yelled at Larry, throwing him out the window! Larry screamed as he was thrown out! This didn't sit well with Murray, 'cause he was upset that his dad wasn't on the bus anymore, but Snappy just gave his cousin a hug to make him feel better.
Snaptrap went on to say that he got so upset about losing, he developed a nervous twitch, but he was over it. Or maybe he wasn't, 'cause he twitched.
Just then, the bus pulled up to the camp entrance, and a bunch of kids got off the bus and raced into the camp. While Snaptrap remembered the last time he saw the camp, Ollie suggested that Snaptrap get revenge by blowing up the dynamite factory or nuclear reactor, as the explosion would destroy the entire camp.
"Dad, don't put ideas into his head." Melody said. However, Snaptrap said that his revenge would be finally winning the 'Camp Champ Award'. But if that didn't work, they'd do Ollie's plan.
"Count us out, Dad." Snappy said, not wanting to destroy the camp.
"This can't be good." Melody said as she pulled an ocarina out of her pocket and played "Saria's Song" on it.
"If Snaptrap forgets about your dad's plan, then we're in luck." Stella told her.
Once the D.O.O.M. agents and their kids got in the camp, another bus pulled up, and Dudley, Kitty, and the kids got off with other children.
"This camp is awesome!" Dudley exclaimed. He asked Kitty what activity she wanted to do first, but Kitty said that they needed to find Snaptrap. But then Dudley said he made a pot-holder. Actually, they were done, but he wrote his name on one. (A/N: He didn't write his name. He wrote 'Doodie'.)
Suddenly, a voice announced that the first event of the 'Camp Champ' tournament was the sack race, starting in 2 minutes. Kitty spotted Snaptrap, ready for the sack race, and Dudley said he was making a matching oven mitt. (A/N: He wrote 'Dippy' on the oven mitt.)
Snaptrap was putting electric eels into some of the other kids' sacks so he could win the sack race. Kitty saw what was going on, but she knew how to stop Snaptrap, by using T.R.U.S.T.
"You can't trust Snaptrap! He's a bad guy!" Dudley exclaimed. He and the kids thought that Kitty lost her mind! But Kitty showed them what she was talking about. T.R.U.S.T. was the T.U.F.F. Recreational Ultimate Survival Tool. It was only a prototype, but Keswick assured Kitty that it wouldn't malfunction. She would use the freeze-ray to freeze the eels.
However, when she pressed the button, a big metal tent appeared, and then Kitty said that she'd never seen a tent with a chandelier. Then there was a crash, and Kitty screamed.
"MOM! Are you okay?" Molly asked, worried about Kitty as Dudley pulled her out of the tent.
"I don't think she's okay. Not after that crash!" George said.
"Please be okay, Mommy." Summer said.
"I'll be fine, kids." Kitty told them. Then Dudley said that they could take out the eels with his pot-holder and oven mitt.
"Have fun!" the kids said, seeing Snappy, Melody, Stella, and Murray nearby. Once Dudley, Kitty, and Snaptrap were ready for the race (with Ollie, Francisco, and Larry watching), the kids met up and started talking.
"So, what brings you here?" Snappy asked George, Molly, Summer, Max, Annabeth, Blossom, and Atin.
"Your dad is up to something, isn't he?" George asked.
"He is. He's here to get revenge, 'cause this was where he was unfairly ridiculed as a child." Snappy replied.
"And what's his form of revenge?" Blossom asked.
"Winning the 'Camp Champ Award'! But if he doesn't win it, he's going to blow up the dynamite factory and nuclear reactor." Murray said.
"And he's going to cheat to win." said Atin.
"Because that's what he does best." Stella put in.
"This cannot end well." all the kids said in unison.
Then the sack race began. It wasn't long before 2 campers were hurt by the eels, but Dudley and Kitty got the eels out and threw them away. The eels fell into Snaptrap's sack, and he was just about to cross the finish line. Snaptrap received a nasty shock from the eels while the kids from earlier won the sack race.
"Oh, you lost, Boss." Ollie said. Snaptrap twitched, and Larry pointed out that the twitch was back. But some of the twitching was the twitch, but some of it was caused by the eels.
"Mel, would you play the "Song Of Healing" on your ocarina?" Snappy asked Melody.
"It only works in the "Zelda" game, Snappy." Melody said.
"Can you stop the twitch?" Murray asked.
"Certainly." Melody replied. She hit Snaptrap on the head with the ocarina, and his twitching stopped.
Later, Kitty let Keswick know that so far, Snaptrap was only cheating at camp events. Snaptrap couldn't be arrested for that, but they had to keep an eye on him in case he was up to something bigger. Then Kitty noticed that Keswick was in her apartment, and the Chief was there, too. She told them to get out of there.
At that moment, Dudley came up with the kids following him. Dudley said they had intel, but it wasn't intel, it was s'mores. Dudley brought one for Kitty, but he ate it. The kids hadn't eaten their s'mores yet.
"This one's mine!" Dudley said, holding his away from her.
"If you ate her s'more, then she gets yours." Annabeth said.
"That's only fair. And you certainly know what fair is, don't ya, sweetie?" George asked, giving her a smile.
"Well, you agreed." Annabeth said. Then Dudley ate his s'more.
"Mom, you can have mine." Molly offered.
"I'm fine, Molly. You can have it." Kitty said.
"You sure, Mom?" Molly asked. Kitty nodded. The kids ate their s'mores. Then a voice announced that the next event was archery, starting in 1 minute.
Snaptrap put a candle by the target, and he told his men that he was going to use a heat-seeking arrow to annihilate his competition, and then he was going to use a Pete-seeking arrow on some kid named Pete, who cut in front of him in the lunch line.
"Snaptrap's got heat-seeking arrows! We've gotta stop him!" Kitty exclaimed, pressing the button on the T.R.U.S.T. tool again. This time, it made a jeep with big tires appear, and Kitty was crushed by a tire.
"MOM!" the triplets screamed as Dudley came back with a s'more. He was going to give it to Kitty, but since her hands were pinned under a jeep, he ate the s'more.
"Save one for her!" Atin said, wishing Dudley wasn't so greedy with the s'mores. Dudley said that the s'more was hot, but that was when Kitty pulled it out of Dudley's mouth, telling him to throw the s'mores at Snaptrap, as the heat would attract the arrows.
Some kids fired their arrows, but they didn't hit the bulls-eye. Snaptrap wasn't facing the target when he fired his arrow, and the arrow hovered for a moment, looking for heat. Then the arrow found the candle. As the arrow made a beeline to the source, Dudley threw a s'more at Snaptrap.
Snaptrap was happy to see the s'more. He said, "I'm hungry, SINCE I DIDN'T GET LUNCH, PETE!" However, the arrow sensed the heat from the s'more, so it was after Snaptrap, who screamed and ran from the arrow. He ran along the crazy-looking roof of a building, yelling, "WHO BUILDS A ROOF LIKE THIS?" Then he fell down the building and into the sewer. The s'more landed on the sewer cover, and the arrow hit it, causing an explosion.
When all was calm, Snaptrap came up, saying, "That was close." But he spoke too soon, for he got run over by a big truck that had 88 cents on it.
Later, Kitty was sitting in a tree, looking through a pair of binoculars. Dudley came up with something that he made her in pottery class. He held out something that he said was called "The Death Of Art".
"Actually, that's what the counselor called it. I thought it was a unicorn." Dudley said. The children had been with Dudley, and they made some nicer things in pottery. However, Kitty wasn't too concerned, as she saw Ollie and Larry underwater, wearing scuba-diving outfits. They drilled a hole in the canoes. Kitty said that Snaptrap was sabotaging the camp canoes. When she used T.R.U.S.T., it brought out a buzz-saw that sawed off the section of the branch she was on.
"Use the first-aid button!" Dudley told Kitty, but she found the blow-torch instead.
Getting back to Snaptrap, he said that if the other campers were unable to attend the awards ceremony, he'd be declared the winner! Then he asked for a whoop-whoop (Ollie and Larry were in their camp outfits again).
"Whoop-whoop or perish!" Snaptrap said, then his men whoop-whooped.
"If the counselors know he's cheating, he's not gonna win the award." Stella whispered to the other D.O.O.M. kids, who nodded.
After the voice announced that the canoe race was about to start, Snaptrap wished everyone luck, especially Pete. But after he wished Pete luck, he turned to Ollie and said, "Wow, do I hate that kid." Then the race began. The participants hopped in the canoes, but they didn't get far when the canoes with campers started leaking. Snaptrap and his men rowed away.
Dudley saw what happened, and as he helped Kitty sit up, he told her to find the burn cream button while he saved the campers. However, Summer found burn cream in her pocket, and Kitty slathered it all over herself. While that was going on, Dudley was dog-paddling to the sinking canoes. He took a deep breath as he went underwater and broke the... whatever he made in pottery in two, slapping each half over the hole in each canoe. The canoes stopped sinking, and Dudley told the kids that now they were safe, so they could go win that race. When the kids rowed away, Dudley asked, "Why do I smell wet dog?"
Kitty peeked up from behind a bush, and she moved the arrow that pointed to where the campers were supposed to row. Snaptrap and his men rowed in the wrong direction, and then Kitty moved the arrow back when the campers came up.
Snaptrap heard a roar, and he thought it was the crowd cheering them on as they crossed the finish line. Ollie said that it was actually the roar of a large, deadly waterfall.
"Why would a waterfall cheer us on?" Snaptrap asked. Before his question could be answered, the canoe and D.O.O.M. went down. Snaptrap and his men grabbed onto rocks to reach the surface, and Snaptrap asked, "Why do I smell wet rat?"
While that happened, the kids met up again and knew that Snaptrap wasn't going to win the 'Camp Champ Award". But if he didn't remember Ollie's idea, then everything would be okay.
That night, when everyone gathered 'round the campfire (with the kids singing "The Campfire Song Song" in their minds), the counselor said that the winner of the 'Camp Champ Award' was... everyone but Verminious Snaptrap. Just like when Snaptrap was a child, the other campers cheered, but this time, Snaptrap snapped!
"That tears it! Ollie, we're doing your thing!" Snaptrap said.
"Mel, do something!" Snappy whispered, panicking.
"I'll try." Melody said. She hit Snaptrap on the head with her ocarina again, but it didn't make him forget the idea. It did, however, make him rather dizzy.
"Well, you tried." Stella reminded her.
Later, Dudley, the children, the D.O.O.M. kids, and the campers were toasting marshmallows (Kitty wasn't), when they heard Snaptrap. At the sound of his voice, the D.O.O.M. kids facepalmed.
Snaptrap said that he'd sealed the camp gates, and in 2 minutes, he was gonna blow up the dynamite factory and nuclear reactor.
"The explosions will vaporize you all! Especially you, Pete." Snaptrap said, and Pete gasped.
"He's forgetting that we'll get destroyed, too." Murray whispered to Snappy, Melody, and Stella, who looked worried. Their friends huddled close to them, unnoticed by Dudley and Kitty.
Kitty told Dudley that they had to stop Snaptrap, and he was across the lake. She'd have to use the T.R.U.S.T. hang-glider. As one would expect, the hang-glider didn't come out. A huge lamp came out, and Kitty was being attacked by Australian killer gnats!
Dudley made a hovercraft in 'Arts & Hovercrafts', and he and Kitty got across the lake in that.
Snaptrap said that all they needed to do was light the fuses on the missiles, and since they were at camp, you had to make a fire by rubbing 2 sticks together. Larry did just that, and a flame quickly showed up. Now the fuses were lit!
"We're not gonna make it!" Dudley screamed. Kitty wished that T.R.U.S.T. would work. So far, all it did was injure anyone who used it. Then Kitty realized that they could stop Snaptrap with that! Now they fired it, and he caught it! When he pressed the button, the jeep crushed them, then the buzz-saw sawed the things the missiles were on, and now the missiles were aimed at the sky, and the tent came next.
"Wow. I've never seen a tent with a chandelier." Snaptrap said. A loud crash was heard, and the missiles were launched, taking the tent with it! The missiles exploded in mid-air, and D.O.O.M. splashed down in the lake.
When Snaptrap popped up from the water and saw Dudley and Kitty, he asked them if they were there to arrest Pete.
"Snaptrap, in the name of T.U.F.F. and Camp Itchy-Owie-Boo-Boo, you're under arrest!" Kitty declared.
Now Snaptrap and his men (save the D.O.O.M. kids, who never caused trouble) were in a prison truck, and Snaptrap said that he'd plot his revenge.
Kitty contacted the Chief on her wrist-com, telling him that they stopped Snaptrap. The Chief was wearing a party hat as he praised her, but he was still in her apartment. My mistake, everyone was there, and the Chief said it was the best party Kitty had ever thrown. Even Dudley was there.
"How did Dad get there? He was right here!" the triplets wondered aloud, seeing the action on Kitty's wrist-com. Back at Kitty's, Dudley said that they were making s'mores in her fireplace.
"I don't have a fireplace!" Kitty exclaimed. But Dudley made one out of pinecones and pipe-cleaners. Kitty yelled, "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"
"How did they get in? They didn't have a key, did they?" Max said.
"They probably just picked the lock." Annabeth said.
"But they shouldn't have done that." Blossom said.
Then Snaptrap popped up to say, "I'm coming for you, Pete!"
The End
Well, that's another episode done. Next up is "Lucky Duck", so stay tuned!
