Blaze: cool new chapter
Darth: it's about time
Blaze: ah bleh
Dilectia: hi
Blaze: (ignites lightsaber)
Dilectia: bye (walks off)
Blaze: here's chapter 46 and I hope you like it
Chapter 46
The Idiots Strike Back Pt 3
The Labyrinth/Closet…
"Hit me," Morzan said glancing at the griffin who sat across from him. The griffin handed him a card and Morzan smiled when he saw he had 21.
"I'll call," the kraken said.
"What do you have?" the chimera asked.
"Nineteen," the kraken said, placing his three cards down.
"Ha, read 'em and weep," the chimera said putting her cards down to reveal 20.
"DRAT!"
"I fold," the griffin muttered tossing his cards away.
Morzan smiled and, as the chimera reach for the pile of candy, he said, "Not so fast." He placed his cards on the table, "Twenty-one!"
"Dang it!" the chimera yelled and Morzan laughed before adding the candy to the rest of the candy pack he was making for his son.
"Rematch!" the chimera and the griffin demanded.
Morzan shuffled the cards. "Sure thing," he said dealing the cards out.
The Executor, Above Coruscant…
Blaze paced back and forth on the bridge of the Executor as she examined the Revolutionaries. There were so many characters that she had to separate them based on story.
From the Star Wars galaxy there were Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon, Luke, Mace, Yoda, and hottie Mara.
"What?" Mara exclaimed.
I can't help it, you're hot.
"Stop that dad," Blaze snapped.
Why?
"Stop whining."
I'm not whining.
"Sure."
Ahem, anyway the Inheritance Cycle characters, consisting of Eragon's Ghost, Arya, Brom, Saphira, Thorn, and Shurikan who had joined them, were speaking with the Lord of the Rings characters.
The Lord of the Rings characters consisted of Sam, Frodo, Gandalf and Legolas.
The rest of the character, Annabeth and Percy from Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Harry, Ron, Hermione, Snape and Fluffy, from Harry Potter were just standing around, drinking cappuccinos.
Wait a minute, those are mine!
"They're ours now," Annabeth said.
Meanie.
"Ahhhh! It's a three-headed dog!" Eragon's Ghost yelled.
Fluffy growled at the ghost.
"I'm assuming you brought all these characters here to help rescue Aragorn, Anakin, Murtagh and Poseidon," Nemesis said.
"I did? Oh yeah I did," Blaze said.
Wolf sighed. "What's the plan?" she asked.
"You and Rose will draw Palpypie's dunderhead's attention, or what little attention they have, away while Nemesis and I go rescue those people we have to rescue," Blaze said.
What about me?
"You just keep narrating the story, dad."
Thanks a lot.
"That's life."
Go get me a cappuccino.
"Nah, I'm busy," Blaze said before she turned her gaze to her co-authors. "I'll take Luke, Qui-Gon, Mace, Brom, Frodo, Harry and Snape."
"Why do I have to get stuck with Potter?" Snape complained.
"Stop complaining."
Nemesis sighed. "I'll take Obi-Wan, Yoda, Sam, Ron and Hermione," she said.
"I'll take Percy, Eragon's Ghost, Mara, Arya and Fluffy," Rose said.
"I guess I'll take Saphira, Thorn, Shurikan, Gandalf, Legolas and Annabeth," Wolf said.
"Yes! I get to be with Ary!" Eragon's Ghost cried happily.
Arya scowled, grabbed Rose's remote, made Eragon alive, stabbed him with her sword and handed the remote back.
Ha, ha, ha.
"Shut up stranger!" Eragon's Ghost yelled.
He just told me to shut up! Did you hear that? I'm going to roast him over a fire and feed him to Fluffy!
"Save it for the dunderheads, dad," Blaze said.
Fine!
The Death Star, Above Coruscant…
"Get me out of here dawg!" Durizzle yelled.
"Nah," Dilectia said pushing a bucket of water into the hole beneath the prisoners.
"Cold!"
"That's cruel," Murtagh growled. He's been in a bad mood since Galbycakes took his candy.
"Thank you, I've always hated Durza as it is," Dilectia said.
"Shift change," a random stormtrooper drinking a cappuccino called and Dilectia walked out of the room, taking the stormtrooper's cappuccino as she went and she was replaced by Dooku the Friendly Ghost.
Anakin grinned. "Hello Dooky," he greeted him.
"That's not my name, Skywalker!" Dooky the Friendly Ghost snapped.
"Sure it isn't."
Dooky scowled. "I'd have killed you by now if it wasn't for Palpypie's, er I mean Palpatine's, orders!"
Anakin smiled before he began to sing, "It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all."
"Ahhh! Stop it!" Dooky screamed.
Murtagh, Aragorn, and a newly awakened but still magically restrained Poseidon grinned before joining Anakin in singing, "It's a small world."
"Stop it!" Dooky the Friendly Ghost screamed covering his ears but the four captives just got louder.
The Labyrinth/Closet…
"I'm so bored," Morzan murmured leaning against a candy wall.
"So am I," the chimera agreed.
"Blaze told me to wait here until I was needed but when's that?" Morzan grumbled.
"Hopefully some time soon," the griffin said.
"She told us the same thing," the kraken said.
"I'm sooooooo bored!" Morzan said.
"You said that already."
"I know that but I'm bored."
"So am I," the sphinx agreed.
"Let's go exploring," the griffin suggested.
"Okay," the others agreed and they walked off after the griffin.
As they walked, Morzan noted that the walls changed from candy walls to chocolate walls to ice cream walls to cinnamon bun walls. They suddenly entered a large, circular cavern filled with chocolate rivers and a bunch of umpa lumpas.
"How the heck did Blaze get the Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory in her labyrinth, er I mean closet?" the sphinx asked.
"How should I know?" asked Morzan.
At that moment, a baby Godzilla walked into the Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory, growled at the newcomers and dived into the chocolate river.
"Blaze is one strange girl," Morzan murmured gazing at the chocolate-covered baby Godzilla.
"You're telling me," the Kraken agreed.
Space, Above Coruscant…
Rose narrowed her eyes as she examined the DX covered Death Star. "All right, is everyone here?" she called over the comm.
"Jade here," Mara said.
"Arya like here," Arya said.
"Percy here," Percy called.
Fluffy growled to tell everyone he was there.
"Where's Eragon's Ghost?" Wolf asked.
"He's trying to stay in Mara's ship," Rose replied.
"Eragon's Ghost is like so like stupid," Arya said.
Saphira growled. The Dunderheads know we're here, she said silently.
We can see that, Thorn said.
Stop being sarcastic, stupid, Saphira snapped.
Thorn is such an idiot, Shurikan said.
Yes he is, Saphira agreed as she flew at the starfighters that flew at them.
Hey, that's mean, Thorn protested as he accidentally flew into a starfighter, causing it to explode upon impact and hurting his head at the same time. OW!
Idiot, Shurikan and Saphira growled silently as they flew into the battle.
"Let's go," Rose called to her group.
"Random Squadron, let's go," Wolf called before she and her group followed Rose's group into the battle.
The Death Star, Above Coruscant…
This time the guard was Kronbread and Poseidon was having fun annoying his father. "How did you like being cut into pieces?" the Sea God said happily.
"Shut up about that," Kronbread snapped angrily.
"You got beat by your own son. Gee and yet they say Titans are more powerful," Poseidon snorted. "More stupid is more like it."
"I'm not stupid," Kronbread yelled swinging his backbiter at Poseidon but it missed, sailed down the hole and stabbed Durizzle in the chest.
"Dude, that was so uncool dawg," Durizzle yelled.
Poseidon laughed before starting to sing My Humps by The Black Eyed Peas.
"Ahhhh! Stop it! I hate that song!" Kronbread yelled.
Aragorn laughed. "Looks like Kronybread doesn't like that song," he said.
Anakin watched as Kronybread finally put on earmuffs to block out Poseidon's singing. "By the way, how did you get caught?" he asked the Sea God curiously.
"Sleeping powder."
"Oh."
Kronybread glanced up before sighing with relief as Palpypie cam in with Dilectia just behind him.
"Bye bye Kronybread," Poseidon called cheerfully as Kronybread hurried out of the room.
"Hello," Palpypie Nincompoop Sissyface said before scowling, "That's NOT my name."
It is now.
Dilectia glanced at thin air, "You're a weirdo," she said.
You're mentally weird.
"Stupid."
Idiot.
"Dumbbutt."
Pig brain.
"Unoriginal piece of foxdung!"
Unoriginal bantha poodoo eating sleemo.
"Douche bag."
Jerk.
"Bonehead."
Donkey.
"Mousedung!"
Twit.
"Moron."
Dork.
"Geek!"
"Lady Dilectia, stop arguing with the narrator," Palpypie snapped.
"Yes Master," Dilectia growled.
Palpypie looked at Anakin, Murtagh, Aragorn and Poseidon. "It looks like your friends are trying to rescue you," he sneered, he really needs anger management. "But they are badly outnumbered and they'll never win. AND I DO NOT NEED ANGER MANAGEMENT."
Sure you don't.
Anakin smirked mysteriously. "So you think, on both accounts," he said.
"What are you planning Skywalker?" asked Palpypie.
Anakin just smiled.
The Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory, the Labyrinth/Closet…
Morzan? A voice sounded in Morzan's mind as he lied down on the bank of the chocolate river and took a drink of the chocolate he had grabbed in a candy cup.
"What? A great, I'm hearing voices again," Morzan growled.
"Are you crazy?" the kraken asked.
"He sounds crazy," the chimera said and the sphinx and the griffin agreed.
No, it's Anakin. It's time.
"Time? Time for what?"
Force, do I have to spell it out for you, idiot? Anakin snapped angrily.
"Oh I got ya." Morzan stood up.
Gather all the sphinxes, krakens, chimeras and griffins together and tell them that it's time to execute Order 16, Anakin said silently. They'll understand.
"All right." Morzan glanced at the sphinx, kraken, chimera and griffin. "There's more of you?"
The four creatures nodded.
"All right. Gather all of your people together." Morzan smiled slightly as he had a feeling as to what Anakin's and Blaze's plan was. "It's time to execute Order 16."
A/n what do you think?
Blaze: that was part 3 and sorry if it was short and unfunny
Darth: (drinking a cappuccino) what's Order 16?
Blaze: you shall see
Dilectia: (drinking cappuccino)
Palpypie: hey! I said stop drinking coffee!
Dilectia: (pulls out magenta lightsaber and bow and arrows)
Palpypie: (gulps) I mean Durizzle said that
Dilectia: (slices Durizzle in half and walks off)
Palpypie: (sighs with relief and walks off)
Darth: that was awkward
Blaze: you're telling me. Please review, help me get 505 or more reviews, I would really appreciate that. The next chapter, part 4, will come out as soon as I possibly can.
